The Ripper After the Battle Royal *MANY SPOILERS*

killer;man where did i miss all this.hey, at least we know we were totally alone when we-wait, im not going there. anyway, ripley, i know you dont need help out there, but i think it might be good to have a manager

-he looks at charlotte-

killer:or two out there.im almost positive parish'll have wrestling out there, so i figure having me and co-owner of the company out there with you might mess him up a bit. at least charlotte can distract him with her looks.

charltte: killer!

killer:hey, seems like everybody knows by know, might as well not try to hide it.

ritter:ok guys, get a room.remember, we still need a fourth member, so can you two stop with each other and start thinking about possible members.

killer:well, i have a good idea.

killer whispers something to ritter.

ritter:huh?that would be great!you two are just about alike.both of you are crazy. i could see this working out.

charotte:well, who is it.

killer:ill tell you atr when we're

charlotte:killer, say anything and im gone.

killer:man, im really bad at keeping things a secret.you might have to be around me all the time just to keep my mouth shut.

ripley:you have to be the craziest person ive ever met

killer: why, thank you.

charlotte: killer i mean it, stop trying to well you know, cuz you already

killer: hah!caught you red handed.

ripley: alright guys im off to get ready.

ritter:and im off for therapy, thanks guys.

they walk out.as the door shuts:

killer:hey camera man, get out.

the last thing heard is "now we're all alone"

hey, i have a GREAT idea.i have a friend.he's in another fed, but i think i could get him to come over.maybe.so any regim members reading this, i think i have a suprise for everyone.it may not come now, but he might just feel like he needs a new fed.

good looking hardcore belt

yea, it does

later that night

killer: so how did you two meet exactly?

ripley: im not quite sure i should tell you.

killer: oh come on, i think i can take it

ripley:i know you man, trust me, after what you did to jancuks, i dont WANT to tell you.

killer: well, i can get the info. outta charlotte.

ripley: killer, trust me, she wont tell you.she knows you too

killer: now you trust me, i think i can get her to talk.

ripley: even that wont work killer

killer: no, i know just what to do, if you know what i mean.

ripley: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! well then, um, uh, i dont know what to say.

killer; well I-

ripley: dude, seriously, shut up.

charlotte hunter walks in

charlotte: hey guys!

ripley walks up and whispers something to charlotte

charlotte: hmmmmmm, i think you can tell him.

ripley: hang on, did you see what he did to king jancuks just for telling him not interrupt the match! i thnk he might just live up to his name!

charlotte: fine then ill tell him. Seven years ago, me met each other while drunk at a night club. We went back to his place and did it all night.We woke up hungover and scared because we didn't know who the other one was. Then we did it that morning too just based on looks.

killer just looks pissed. he finally storms out of the room

ripley: great, now im screwed.

charlotte: well, you've been screwed a couple of times.

she leaves the room.

ripley: man, is everyone here crazy?

ok