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Aug 11, 2009 23:07:45 GMT -5
Post by Legend. on Aug 11, 2009 23:07:45 GMT -5
So, it's 11 PM right now.
I feel like total crap right now.
I came home from school at 4, and slept until 5. I woke up for about 20 minutes, and went back to sleep. My parents came into my room, and woke me up at 10:30, because they thought I was dead.
lol?
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Aug 11, 2009 23:17:34 GMT -5
Post by Chris Dolan on Aug 11, 2009 23:17:34 GMT -5
God sleep enough?
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Aug 12, 2009 2:12:52 GMT -5
Post by mtm on Aug 12, 2009 2:12:52 GMT -5
No I have a lol? moment for you. I think I broke my thingy this morning. The end of my bed has these small pointless wooden pieces that stick out to the sides. All guys know how it is in the morning so I won't go into that. I got a call that my cousin who's wife killed herself recently attempted to OD on his prescription pills. (I told them to take away his pills but does anyone ever f**king listen to me?) I wasn't looking and hit my knee on the wooden thing and I noticed something was wrong when I didn't hit the ground right away. Instead of Bang, Thud it was Bang......Thud. I landed on it and bent it all the way back. Rather convenient seeing as I was on my way to the hospital as it was. I had the doctor check it out and he said pressure may have torn something. NOW THAT IS A LOL? MOMENT. My new saying. You ain't had a bad day till ya break yer cock.
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Aug 12, 2009 9:47:10 GMT -5
Post by Machine on Aug 12, 2009 9:47:10 GMT -5
aaaahhh.....dude, just hearing that story, is making me cringe in agony. that's probablyworse, than when I told my cousin I was going to get my D*** pierced and guaged.
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Aug 12, 2009 10:47:42 GMT -5
Post by kidhero on Aug 12, 2009 10:47:42 GMT -5
Oh man im so sorry dude good luck with that
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Aug 12, 2009 11:02:04 GMT -5
Post by Chris Dolan on Aug 12, 2009 11:02:04 GMT -5
AHHHHH OMG OUCH! AWW
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Aug 12, 2009 23:57:47 GMT -5
Post by mtm on Aug 12, 2009 23:57:47 GMT -5
Now my sister called all her friends over and had them call me Brokedick while I contemplated laying down in the street. Oh and for everyone that doesn't know me too well I'd like to make a tally here. In the last 6 monthes I have had a High School all star punter kick me in the balls resulting in their removal. (I watched the tape it was f**king sick but awesome.) And I've also basically broken my thingy. I have officially titled this "The Year of Broken Junk". Rejoice that it isn't yours.
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Aug 13, 2009 5:47:22 GMT -5
Post by Rod Lightning on Aug 13, 2009 5:47:22 GMT -5
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Aug 13, 2009 11:22:44 GMT -5
Post by Chris Dolan on Aug 13, 2009 11:22:44 GMT -5
Why'd he kick you?
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Aug 13, 2009 11:32:48 GMT -5
Post by mtm on Aug 13, 2009 11:32:48 GMT -5
Cuz he's a thingy. He said he was only kidding and he expected me to move. I wasn't even looking in his direction so I don't know what he was thinking.
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Aug 13, 2009 14:16:43 GMT -5
Post by Chris Dolan on Aug 13, 2009 14:16:43 GMT -5
So I take it you cant have children because of this person?
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Aug 13, 2009 15:41:43 GMT -5
Post by mtm on Aug 13, 2009 15:41:43 GMT -5
Negative. I no longer produce sperm. No mini Mikey's running around.
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Aug 13, 2009 15:44:18 GMT -5
Post by Rod Lightning on Aug 13, 2009 15:44:18 GMT -5
Omg i feel REALLY bad for you.
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Aug 13, 2009 15:47:43 GMT -5
Post by Machine on Aug 13, 2009 15:47:43 GMT -5
that's messed up!!?
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Aug 13, 2009 15:48:14 GMT -5
Post by War Wolf on Aug 13, 2009 15:48:14 GMT -5
that sucks BIG time. you are like the dude on the movie The New Guy. I can't even laugh, that is so cruel and just sad period. I am truly sorry for you. OMG!
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