Post by The British Hero!!! on Aug 13, 2009 18:44:13 GMT -5
(Mason is in the ring hosting another edition of the Mason Man Challenge)
Mason: Welcome to the Mason Man Challenge. Hosted by your Magnificent host. ME!
(Boos can already be heard from across of the arena)
Mason: Yes i know you all love me. But please share a little bit of love, mainly pity, for my guest. Kid Hero!
(A red spotlight shows in front of Mason and Mason looks up. A cable swings down with a microphone on it. A man in an orange costume and mask with a yellow cape slides down the cable and hops off before he gets to the microphone. He stands by the microphone as if waiting for something)
Mason: Who's this?
(Suddenly the lights go out in the arena and a red spotlight flashes next to the man in the orange costume. From out of nowhere a figure with a blue costume, blue mask, and a red cape leaps into the spotlight. As the fans realize it is Kid Hero they start a chant)
Fans: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
(Kid Hero pumps his fist along with the chant until he the chant is interupted)
Mason: Hey shut up let the man talk!
(The fans boo and Kid Hero brings the microphone hanging from the cable to his mouth)
Kid Hero: This is my valiant student. Ladies and Gentlemen meet the hero of the future...Kid Sidekick!
Mason: Yeah but, he's not allowed here. You were my one and only guest. Do you know how hard it is to get on this show. Last week i had calls from Brad Pitt, Katt Williams and Colonel Sanders but unfortunatley they all coud'nt of made it. So get out of here Jobber!
(KS tries to leave the ring but he is stopped by KH)
KH: Don't leave because this little disgrace to the England told you so.
(The fans cheer. Kid Sidekick pulls the mic from Kid Hero and looks at him as he speaks)
KS: Teacher he is not worth you getting worked up. As you have taught me, we are better than this. I have more important matters to attend to.
(KS then walks up the entrance ramp)
Mason: Anyway now that loser is out of the way may we finally start this interview?
(Kid Hero watches his sidekick leaves and claps. The fans start to clap to and they begin a new chant)
Fans: Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick!
(Sidekick walks through to the backstage and the chant subsides)
KH: Go ahead and ask me those moronic questions now.
Mason: My first question for you today is why are you such a wierdo? I me...
KH: You think I'm a weirdo? You have no right to talk you are from England!
(The fans laugh as Mason gets an angry look on his face)
Mason: You know what? Shut up! This is my show now listen to the rest of my sentence. Why do you dress like a guy who dos'nt where jeans or go to the toilet and flies around beating good buisnessmen and politicions and costs the tax-payers millions of dollars a year?
KH: I help those people in distress. And those "buisnessmen" use criminal ways to make money. To these fans and the people who live on the streets I am a hero, and yeah you may mock my style but at least I stand up for these fans and this great country.
(The fans boo at Mason and chant USA!!! KH has a good look on his face)
Mason: .......Next question! I saw that on the MWA website that your brother was once kidnapped. So i'm asking you did that have a major role in the making of the freak you are today?
KH: First of all, I am no freak! I dress in this costume to disguise my identity and that makes me a freak? Second yes my brother being kidnapped did have a large effect on me. My first act as a real hero was saving my brother. After doing that it was easy for me to realize what I needed to do to help the greatest country on this earth, USA! It's the reason why i have a good heart. And my good heart is also the reason i have'nt hit you yet.
(The fans cheer and chant KH's name. Mason has an angry look on his face)
Mason: So let me get this straight. You're like those people who win those rubbish talent shows because the public feel sorry for them because of what's happened to them in the past. There like "i need to win because i have passion". Well do you know what i have? I have a pool table.
(All of a sudden Kid Sidekick slides down the cable with the microphone on it with a chair and hits Mason in the back of the head. Kid Sidekick starts to swing at Mason again but Kid Hero pulls the chair from Kid Sidekick. Kid Hero walks to the microphone to talk to his student)
Kid Hero: Patience, young student. You will get your chance soon enough.
(Kid Sidekick now turns and takes the microphone Mason was using)
Kid Sidekick: I'm sorry teacher. I couldn't let this man talk to you like that for much longer.
KH: You have learned a valuable lesson Kid Sidekick. You have learned to stand up for yourself and others. This is how I first became who I am today. Now we must go and discuss what just happened in private. Now people if you are ever in distress, I will always be around. Until next time we meet, long live the USA!
(The fans chant "WE LOVE HERO!" as the lights go out and Kid Hero and Kid Sidekick are gone with Mason just lying motionless in the ring. The camera then fades to black)
Mason: Welcome to the Mason Man Challenge. Hosted by your Magnificent host. ME!
(Boos can already be heard from across of the arena)
Mason: Yes i know you all love me. But please share a little bit of love, mainly pity, for my guest. Kid Hero!
(A red spotlight shows in front of Mason and Mason looks up. A cable swings down with a microphone on it. A man in an orange costume and mask with a yellow cape slides down the cable and hops off before he gets to the microphone. He stands by the microphone as if waiting for something)
Mason: Who's this?
(Suddenly the lights go out in the arena and a red spotlight flashes next to the man in the orange costume. From out of nowhere a figure with a blue costume, blue mask, and a red cape leaps into the spotlight. As the fans realize it is Kid Hero they start a chant)
Fans: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
(Kid Hero pumps his fist along with the chant until he the chant is interupted)
Mason: Hey shut up let the man talk!
(The fans boo and Kid Hero brings the microphone hanging from the cable to his mouth)
Kid Hero: This is my valiant student. Ladies and Gentlemen meet the hero of the future...Kid Sidekick!
Mason: Yeah but, he's not allowed here. You were my one and only guest. Do you know how hard it is to get on this show. Last week i had calls from Brad Pitt, Katt Williams and Colonel Sanders but unfortunatley they all coud'nt of made it. So get out of here Jobber!
(KS tries to leave the ring but he is stopped by KH)
KH: Don't leave because this little disgrace to the England told you so.
(The fans cheer. Kid Sidekick pulls the mic from Kid Hero and looks at him as he speaks)
KS: Teacher he is not worth you getting worked up. As you have taught me, we are better than this. I have more important matters to attend to.
(KS then walks up the entrance ramp)
Mason: Anyway now that loser is out of the way may we finally start this interview?
(Kid Hero watches his sidekick leaves and claps. The fans start to clap to and they begin a new chant)
Fans: Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick!
(Sidekick walks through to the backstage and the chant subsides)
KH: Go ahead and ask me those moronic questions now.
Mason: My first question for you today is why are you such a wierdo? I me...
KH: You think I'm a weirdo? You have no right to talk you are from England!
(The fans laugh as Mason gets an angry look on his face)
Mason: You know what? Shut up! This is my show now listen to the rest of my sentence. Why do you dress like a guy who dos'nt where jeans or go to the toilet and flies around beating good buisnessmen and politicions and costs the tax-payers millions of dollars a year?
KH: I help those people in distress. And those "buisnessmen" use criminal ways to make money. To these fans and the people who live on the streets I am a hero, and yeah you may mock my style but at least I stand up for these fans and this great country.
(The fans boo at Mason and chant USA!!! KH has a good look on his face)
Mason: .......Next question! I saw that on the MWA website that your brother was once kidnapped. So i'm asking you did that have a major role in the making of the freak you are today?
KH: First of all, I am no freak! I dress in this costume to disguise my identity and that makes me a freak? Second yes my brother being kidnapped did have a large effect on me. My first act as a real hero was saving my brother. After doing that it was easy for me to realize what I needed to do to help the greatest country on this earth, USA! It's the reason why i have a good heart. And my good heart is also the reason i have'nt hit you yet.
(The fans cheer and chant KH's name. Mason has an angry look on his face)
Mason: So let me get this straight. You're like those people who win those rubbish talent shows because the public feel sorry for them because of what's happened to them in the past. There like "i need to win because i have passion". Well do you know what i have? I have a pool table.
(All of a sudden Kid Sidekick slides down the cable with the microphone on it with a chair and hits Mason in the back of the head. Kid Sidekick starts to swing at Mason again but Kid Hero pulls the chair from Kid Sidekick. Kid Hero walks to the microphone to talk to his student)
Kid Hero: Patience, young student. You will get your chance soon enough.
(Kid Sidekick now turns and takes the microphone Mason was using)
Kid Sidekick: I'm sorry teacher. I couldn't let this man talk to you like that for much longer.
KH: You have learned a valuable lesson Kid Sidekick. You have learned to stand up for yourself and others. This is how I first became who I am today. Now we must go and discuss what just happened in private. Now people if you are ever in distress, I will always be around. Until next time we meet, long live the USA!
(The fans chant "WE LOVE HERO!" as the lights go out and Kid Hero and Kid Sidekick are gone with Mason just lying motionless in the ring. The camera then fades to black)
