... Keeps the Doctor away.

[shocking1981]

** Mr. Wrestling IV is sitting in the Medic's office, his arms raised over his head slightly as the medic checks for broken ribs after the massive baseball bat shot he suffered at the hands of Daniel Eli. **

Will Robbins: Does it hurt here?

** He press his fingers into Mr. W ribs. Mr. W winces with incredible pain. **

Mr. W: Nope.

Robbins: OK, tough guy. I don't think they are broken... We'll get an X-Ray to confirm. I sure it's just a deep tissue bruise.

** Doc Robbins then proceeds to bandage up Mr. W. **

Mr. W: Whe.. Where did my partner go?

** Doc Robbins looks at the empty gurney that Blake Parish was laying on as he looked at Mr. W ribs. **

Robbins: I don't know. He was resting there.

** Just then Blake walks back into the room. He has butterfly stitches of his right eye, and a Pepsi in his hand. **

Mr. W: Welcome back. Where the hell have you been?

** Doc Robbins finishes taping up Mr. W ribs and walks out of the room. **

Parish: Sorry, I was thirsty. I got a soda... Want one? I've got another.

Mr. W: No. I want a partner with his head in the game. That walking advert for contraception, Jacobs, and his boyfriend have our title belts. We have a mild concussion and bruised ribs. Our triple threat match is coming up. Now, Marmaduke and Legend may have taken a huge beating at the hands of Machine & Warwolf, but Jacobs & Eli are coming into this match fresh.

** Parish grabs an ice pack from Doc Robbin's table and slumps down in a leather couch across from Mr. W, placing the ice pack on his forehead. **

Parish: Relax, Dub... I'm all over this. I got it.

Mr. W: You've got it?

Parish: I've got it. You want us to go out there, OFFICIALLY retain our titles and then leave with our belts around our waits and our boots left up Eli & Jacobs asses.

Mr. W: Well, you haven't let me down before... If you say you got it, you've got it. How about that Pepsi?

** Parish hands the can of soda over to Mr. W and he pops that bad boy open. They toasted, and drink their Pepsi. **

[Machine]

in my opinion, you should change the word "douche", to avoid trouble, but other than that, GREAT RP!!!

[Rod Lightning]

Lol, but you are probably right you know

[shocking1981]

so i can say sugar tits ala mel gibson but i can say douche?

[Machine]

*stares as if confused* no......I don't think you can. when the hell did you say THAT!!?lol

[shocking1981]

A few RPs ago... Mr Wrestling IV called Sara "Sugartits" when we were leaving our dressing room.

I DID IT! Nothing mentioned, no problems.

[Skilled One]

Malice is on edge these days. Wouldnt try it.

[shocking1981]

Ok.. if someone can site me in the rules where the word douche is not acceptable, I will change it. Until then I won't give up my freedom of expression and right to self-censor.

Also, Ritter has been silent on this, which lends me to think he doesn't think it is a problem.

[Skilled One]

Douche is fine prolly. Sugar tits.. Not so much.

[Legend.]

- Text: Try to keep all text respectful, no cuss words, or references to Religon, world affairs, politics etc.

Douche is not respectful >.>

[Skilled One]

your freedom of expression and right to self censor have a reply? I thought douche would be ok tho..

[shocking1981]

How does one remain "respectful" in an RP within an aggressive and confrontational environment? even a fictional one.

Let it not be said that I am not a man of my word. Evidence was presented, I changed my RP.

I thought about changing it to something like "Big smelly poo poo head"... but then I thought different.

Next I will sit down and write an RP where either myself or myself and my partner have a tea party with our opponent/s and resolve our differences with some conversation, delicious earl gray and some scones with cream and jam.

[Skilled One]

Sounds good. Boston tea party ftw.

[Machine]

Aug 17, 2009 0:55:46 GMT -5 shocking1981 said:

How does one remain "respectful" in an RP within an aggressive and confrontational environment? even a fictional one.

Let it not be said that I am not a man of my word. Evidence was presented, I changed my RP.

I thought about changing it to something like "Big smelly poo poo head"... but then I thought different.

Next I will sit down and write an RP where either myself or myself and my partner have a tea party with our opponent/s and resolve our differences with some conversation, delicious earl gray and some scones with cream and jam.

You have every right to say whatever you want, I agree with that, but that's not gonna stop the guys in charge, from being not a very nice persons about it. that's all I'm saying

[shocking1981]

yeah... I understand everyone's points... MY POINT IS that the very nature of wrestling promos is aggression and disrespect.

Unless of course you're the Ultimate Warrior, is which case the very nature of wrestling promos is deep seeded insanity.

And in addition... How can someone get away with a lvl 9 tag team called "Limp-Wristed f*gs"?