Post by Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell on Oct 15, 2009 4:00:42 GMT -5
The scene begins in a dimly lit room in an unknown location, the only thing anyone can make out is the Union Jack hanging from the ceiling and a bare table and one chair in what appears to be the middle of the room. A door is heard opening from somewhere beyond the cameras reach and a moment later MWA World Champion Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell walks onto the screen and is seen holding the MWA World title, he places the title on the table so the camera can get a good view and he takes a seat and stares right at the camera.
KHM: At Ultimate Risk, the Empire once again proved that we are beyond a shadow of a doubt the most dominate force in the MWA *Mitchell raises a finger* firstly, Mason and Scott finally captured the tag team titles from those sorry excuses of a team Hardcore Cause, I mean they spend their time eating pake and trying to get into Sara Sanderson's knickers, sorry guys but half the roster has already been there.[/b][/color]
KHM: Now Ian *Mitchell shakes his head * do you enjoy making me angry? Ever since you joined our Empire you have done nothing but disappoint us, The Empire consists of winners and champions and right now you are neither, you aren't taking our warnings seriously either, sooner rather than later you are going to answer for your failure as the Empire is moving forward and I will not allow you to keep us at a stand still.
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Mitchell puts his hands back under the table and now lifts up two un-recognizable titles and puts them on the table.
KHM: Now what you see before you are two championships here at MWA that have been disgraced to the point where we no longer have them here. *Mitchell lifts one of them up* Formerly the Canadian Title that I held so proudly on two occasions, a title that helped launch my career here. I was never pinned or forced to submit for. After my reign it was turned into a joke, *Mitchell sneers* a motorcycle race to determine the champion, that is a steaming pile of bleep, yeah thats right I bleeped my self, the censors will get no joy from censoring me now. J.J you disappoint me and since it is now the North American Championship I have decided that I will keep this Canadian title as I was the greatest of all the other *Makes finger quotes* champions.
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Mitchell places the title under the table and lifts the other one up from the table.
KHM: The universal title, a joke of a title that all the underlings and wannabes here thought was cursed, everyone to hold it is no longer part of MWA, i have been thinking about it and I have decided that since it is after all the championship of the universe which is bigger than the world. It only makes sense that I declare myself the final Universal champion MWA and have unified it with my title, so from this point forward I am the only Master and champion of the MWA universe.
Mitchell places the title under the table and stares intensely into the camera as he prepares for another declaration
KHM: Now onto the *makes finger quotes* Extreme Regime, you guys are the biggest joke in MWA, even bigger than all the wolves and even bigger than all of this cake bull-bleep. You walk around with the power but what do you do with it, nothing. You have motorcycle races, you kick out your only member with gold, you spend your time fighting with one armed has-beens and his sidekick. Where did that get you, no where. Your time in running this company is coming to an end, do you feel it J.J? Everything you have is slowly slipping away and the Empire has the one thing that truly matters here, gold.[/b][/color]
Mitchell picks up his world title and grins wickedly.
KHM: Funny how that since I became champion no one from the Regime has tried to take it from me, thats because you guys no that you can't. I kicked Ritter's ass so many times last season it was embarrassing, the X is to stoned to even lace my boots and Lance Jade is another wolf pup that you know i would have run out of this company.
Mitchell puts his hand under the table again and this time places a mask on the table.
KHM: Finaly to my last point, Rod Lightning, at Ultimate Risk we once again went one on one inside the squared circle but this time a solid steel cage was there to stop anyone from interfering. This match we both risked all that meant everything to us my title against your mask. Funny thing is Rod I won again and I Finlay got to see your face, honestly if I knew how ugly you were I would have let you keep it, but know it's just another trophy I have to prove that I am the not only the best the MWA has it's also another reason why I am the best there has been and will be a reason why I will be the best the MWA will EVER see.
Mitchell now stands up from his chair and places his world title over his shoulder.
KHM: My Empire is becoming more and more dominate every day here and we now know what we have to do to solidify our position here as the best stable and that is to make a clean sweep of the gold here. Let this be the only warning to the other champions here, either you surrender your title to a member of the Empire or your time in MWA will come to an end just like a certain wolf pup who climbed above his station and challenged us.
Mitchell walks out of the cameras site and as the scene fades to black we hear a door closing.
KHM: At Ultimate Risk, the Empire once again proved that we are beyond a shadow of a doubt the most dominate force in the MWA *Mitchell raises a finger* firstly, Mason and Scott finally captured the tag team titles from those sorry excuses of a team Hardcore Cause, I mean they spend their time eating pake and trying to get into Sara Sanderson's knickers, sorry guys but half the roster has already been there.[/b][/color]
KHM: Now Ian *Mitchell shakes his head * do you enjoy making me angry? Ever since you joined our Empire you have done nothing but disappoint us, The Empire consists of winners and champions and right now you are neither, you aren't taking our warnings seriously either, sooner rather than later you are going to answer for your failure as the Empire is moving forward and I will not allow you to keep us at a stand still.
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Mitchell puts his hands back under the table and now lifts up two un-recognizable titles and puts them on the table.
KHM: Now what you see before you are two championships here at MWA that have been disgraced to the point where we no longer have them here. *Mitchell lifts one of them up* Formerly the Canadian Title that I held so proudly on two occasions, a title that helped launch my career here. I was never pinned or forced to submit for. After my reign it was turned into a joke, *Mitchell sneers* a motorcycle race to determine the champion, that is a steaming pile of bleep, yeah thats right I bleeped my self, the censors will get no joy from censoring me now. J.J you disappoint me and since it is now the North American Championship I have decided that I will keep this Canadian title as I was the greatest of all the other *Makes finger quotes* champions.
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Mitchell places the title under the table and lifts the other one up from the table.
KHM: The universal title, a joke of a title that all the underlings and wannabes here thought was cursed, everyone to hold it is no longer part of MWA, i have been thinking about it and I have decided that since it is after all the championship of the universe which is bigger than the world. It only makes sense that I declare myself the final Universal champion MWA and have unified it with my title, so from this point forward I am the only Master and champion of the MWA universe.
Mitchell places the title under the table and stares intensely into the camera as he prepares for another declaration
KHM: Now onto the *makes finger quotes* Extreme Regime, you guys are the biggest joke in MWA, even bigger than all the wolves and even bigger than all of this cake bull-bleep. You walk around with the power but what do you do with it, nothing. You have motorcycle races, you kick out your only member with gold, you spend your time fighting with one armed has-beens and his sidekick. Where did that get you, no where. Your time in running this company is coming to an end, do you feel it J.J? Everything you have is slowly slipping away and the Empire has the one thing that truly matters here, gold.[/b][/color]
Mitchell picks up his world title and grins wickedly.
KHM: Funny how that since I became champion no one from the Regime has tried to take it from me, thats because you guys no that you can't. I kicked Ritter's ass so many times last season it was embarrassing, the X is to stoned to even lace my boots and Lance Jade is another wolf pup that you know i would have run out of this company.
Mitchell puts his hand under the table again and this time places a mask on the table.
KHM: Finaly to my last point, Rod Lightning, at Ultimate Risk we once again went one on one inside the squared circle but this time a solid steel cage was there to stop anyone from interfering. This match we both risked all that meant everything to us my title against your mask. Funny thing is Rod I won again and I Finlay got to see your face, honestly if I knew how ugly you were I would have let you keep it, but know it's just another trophy I have to prove that I am the not only the best the MWA has it's also another reason why I am the best there has been and will be a reason why I will be the best the MWA will EVER see.
Mitchell now stands up from his chair and places his world title over his shoulder.
KHM: My Empire is becoming more and more dominate every day here and we now know what we have to do to solidify our position here as the best stable and that is to make a clean sweep of the gold here. Let this be the only warning to the other champions here, either you surrender your title to a member of the Empire or your time in MWA will come to an end just like a certain wolf pup who climbed above his station and challenged us.
Mitchell walks out of the cameras site and as the scene fades to black we hear a door closing.