Post by "Finlander" Leka on Nov 7, 2009 18:34:59 GMT -5
Morning Band play music
Introducer: Let me introduce, our host...Leeekaaa O'Brain!
J.Cole: Can't wait this one.
Leka: Hello to everyone! This is new and addictive talk show. Before guest's, i introduce Morning Band. Our drummer Johnny Coxville, guitarist Earl Johnson and basist Sven Svensson. But now, is time to introduce this morning guest's... MWA Superstar, Wolf Masters! Second guest is too MWA Superstar, former Hardcore Champion and 1/2 of tag team champions.. "British Hero"... Mason!
Mason enters in stage and sit down in couch
Crowd boo
Leka: Season is almost begin.. your plans in that season?
Mason: My plans. Just like always, i wanna be best man in this business. And maybe win some titles.
Leka: Glad to here. I am always want to ask this question for big wrestling star. Mason, when you walk on the street and someone identify you and say "Hey Hey.. Mason! Give me autograph". What you really answer?
Mason: Maybe: "Go fu** yourself. I have some better doing than give you autograph."
Leka: Oh. I didn't wait anything like that, but.. that's Mason style! And because this is Leka O'Brain show, it's time to test your brains! Question one: How old Andre the Giant was when he died?
Mason: I don't know.. maybe 47.
Leka: What the fu**?! That's correct. Next question: What instrument Johnny Coxville is playing?
Mason: Drums. You introduce your band in begin of show idiot.
Leka: Do i? Damn. Correct. And last question: Where's Santa Claus is living?
Mason: In Finland.
Leka: Correct. All answer's was right. My scale is really tight. Your rating is.. Nerd.
Mason: What? Nerd? I am leaving this stage right now!
Mason seems to be very angry
Leka: Hey, Mason, relax. It was just only little quiz, don't take it seriously. But now.. our next guest... Wolf Masters!
Wolf Masters enter in stage
Crowds cheers
Leka: Sit down, please.
Wolf Masters: Thank you.
Leka: What is your opinion about pake?
Wolf Masters: Its very tasty, like the chocolate flavour!
Leka: Understand. Tasty and like chocolate flavour. BOT, Brain-Opinion-Test. Questions: Ipod or Nokia, Pake or Ice Cream and Volvo or Lada? Your opinion.
Wolf Masters: Ipod, that's more better. Pake, that's tasty! And Lada, more quality and faster.
Leka: Nice. Wolf, i have suprise for you. That's called 5$ bodyslam challenge. But, i wear bearsuit on. And bearsuit is 100 pounds, so whole weight is over 300 pound!
Leka wear bearsuit on
Wolf Masters try raise Leka
Wolf Masters: Hggghhnnnnnn....
Leka: Hey! Don't touch my balls!
Wolf Masters: Ouh.. sorry. Impossible, who can raise and make bodyslam to 300 pounds guy which is wearing some kind bearsuit without touch him balls.
Big bodybuilder in auditorium enters in stage
Bodybuilder bodyslam Leka
Wolf Masters: What? He didn't even touch his balls?
Bodybuilder takes moneys and leave the stage
Producer is sleeping
Leka: Thanks for Leka O'Brain show watchers, see you in next time!
Introducer: Let me introduce, our host...Leeekaaa O'Brain!
J.Cole: Can't wait this one.
Leka: Hello to everyone! This is new and addictive talk show. Before guest's, i introduce Morning Band. Our drummer Johnny Coxville, guitarist Earl Johnson and basist Sven Svensson. But now, is time to introduce this morning guest's... MWA Superstar, Wolf Masters! Second guest is too MWA Superstar, former Hardcore Champion and 1/2 of tag team champions.. "British Hero"... Mason!
Mason enters in stage and sit down in couch
Crowd boo
Leka: Season is almost begin.. your plans in that season?
Mason: My plans. Just like always, i wanna be best man in this business. And maybe win some titles.
Leka: Glad to here. I am always want to ask this question for big wrestling star. Mason, when you walk on the street and someone identify you and say "Hey Hey.. Mason! Give me autograph". What you really answer?
Mason: Maybe: "Go fu** yourself. I have some better doing than give you autograph."
Leka: Oh. I didn't wait anything like that, but.. that's Mason style! And because this is Leka O'Brain show, it's time to test your brains! Question one: How old Andre the Giant was when he died?
Mason: I don't know.. maybe 47.
Leka: What the fu**?! That's correct. Next question: What instrument Johnny Coxville is playing?
Mason: Drums. You introduce your band in begin of show idiot.
Leka: Do i? Damn. Correct. And last question: Where's Santa Claus is living?
Mason: In Finland.
Leka: Correct. All answer's was right. My scale is really tight. Your rating is.. Nerd.
Mason: What? Nerd? I am leaving this stage right now!
Mason seems to be very angry
Leka: Hey, Mason, relax. It was just only little quiz, don't take it seriously. But now.. our next guest... Wolf Masters!
Wolf Masters enter in stage
Crowds cheers
Leka: Sit down, please.
Wolf Masters: Thank you.
Leka: What is your opinion about pake?
Wolf Masters: Its very tasty, like the chocolate flavour!
Leka: Understand. Tasty and like chocolate flavour. BOT, Brain-Opinion-Test. Questions: Ipod or Nokia, Pake or Ice Cream and Volvo or Lada? Your opinion.
Wolf Masters: Ipod, that's more better. Pake, that's tasty! And Lada, more quality and faster.
Leka: Nice. Wolf, i have suprise for you. That's called 5$ bodyslam challenge. But, i wear bearsuit on. And bearsuit is 100 pounds, so whole weight is over 300 pound!
Leka wear bearsuit on
Wolf Masters try raise Leka
Wolf Masters: Hggghhnnnnnn....
Leka: Hey! Don't touch my balls!
Wolf Masters: Ouh.. sorry. Impossible, who can raise and make bodyslam to 300 pounds guy which is wearing some kind bearsuit without touch him balls.
Big bodybuilder in auditorium enters in stage
Bodybuilder bodyslam Leka
Wolf Masters: What? He didn't even touch his balls?
Bodybuilder takes moneys and leave the stage
Producer is sleeping
Leka: Thanks for Leka O'Brain show watchers, see you in next time!