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Post by Ritter on Apr 4, 2009 12:44:22 GMT -5
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Post by Bloodbath on Apr 4, 2009 16:32:10 GMT -5
ummmmm..... WTF?
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Post by Ritter on Apr 5, 2009 16:32:10 GMT -5
As this freak of nature right here is just begining to swell
ah ah ah ah ah you can feel it dude
LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!
Warrior is awesome.
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Post by Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell on Apr 6, 2009 13:30:37 GMT -5
lol the warrior is f'ing nuts.
"Should I jumped off the tallest building in the world"
WTF
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Post by Ritter on Apr 7, 2009 8:53:39 GMT -5
He also said "Should I lay down in the yard and let a lawn mower run me over" and "should I go to africa and let myself be trampled by a heard of wild elephants" and out of all that you thought the jumping off a building was weird.
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Post by Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell on Apr 7, 2009 9:47:18 GMT -5
I couldn't understand what else he was saying, I was to busy laughing my ass off.
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Post by dmoney on Apr 7, 2009 11:47:40 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D You just dun haunted my dreams Ritter! Thanks! ;D ;D ;D
Crazy Warrior is CraaAaAaAzY! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by brandonripley on Apr 10, 2009 0:51:49 GMT -5
BEFORE I MADE THE PREPARATION FOR THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD ANDRE THE GIANT, I HAD TO ASK MYSELF: WHY WOULD ANY ONE SINGLE PERSON GO HEAD FIRST INTO THE STOMACH, INTO THE VERY BEING, OF A MAN 550 POUNDS TALL? WELL I'M NOT A SINGLE MAN. I'M A WARRIOR. I'M THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! AND WHEN THE ADRENALINE STARTS FLOWING INSIDE OF ALL THE LITTLE WARRIORS, THEIR BLOOD WILL BE PUMPING SO HARD THAT THEIR BODIES WILL EXPLODE. THEN I WILL USE THE ENERGY CREATED TO FINISH OFF WHAT CANNOT BE DEFEATED. I SWEAR ON THE COSMOS AND THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR THAT HIS REIGN AS WORLD CHAMPION WILL COME TO AN ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
You gotta admit, considering I made all of this up, it's actually quite good. Seriously, try reading it fast and loudly, it sounds pretty damn awesome.
Oh and did anyone else notice that not only are all the quotes exactly what he said, but it seems like a 16 year old grabbing his balls spoke over The Warrior, and it was his voice, and not Jim Hellwig's?
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Post by brandonripley on Apr 10, 2009 1:19:27 GMT -5
Oh and for those who really wanna know what he's saying, here is the actual translation of what he said:
As this freak of nature lies here, he's just beginning to swell. And when I get big enough brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else, but for me and all the warriors, flowing through the veins, and the power of the warriorrrrrrrrrrrr.
I must now prepare, you must ask yourself: should I jump off the tallest building of the world? Should I lay it all on the line and let myself get run over by a lawn mower? Should I go to Africa and let it trample me, with raging elephants?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! You can feel it dude! You can feel it!
Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, and load it up with the Warriors.
In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above. As they spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior they told me.
Exit stage left. Exit stage right. There is no place to run. All of the curtains and the exit signs have been burned up!
With the command of my voice I raise the level of the warriors to one that cannot be reproduced.
Dig your claws into my organs, stretch into my cages, and bury your anchors into my bones, for the power of the warrior will always prevail.
The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat. With or without the face paint I am the Ultimate Warrior.
AHHH The heavens above that come from above, and the warriors have spoken.
You've felt the power that makes the skies rumble, and the earth shake.
Come on in, where the nightmares are the best part of my day.
I live for anger and frustration. Combat is where I'll be.
I look above to the gods, and when you fall below the skeletons of the warrior's past, the power of the warriors will become the 8th wonder of the world.
Normal people, the people who walk the streets everyday, which you do not understand.
Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries of the entire universe as I feel the intention from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is totally out of control.
*growls and hacks* Are you Hulk Hogan travel to WRESTLEMANIAAAAA? Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice, shove the controls into a nose dive, Hulk Hogan. *more growling*
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Post by damienthorn on Apr 10, 2009 7:03:46 GMT -5
jeez this dude was off his titties when he shot this haha
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Post by brandonripley on Apr 10, 2009 13:37:59 GMT -5
I think I'm loopier than him. I actually took the time to translate it all. lol
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Post by audrey on Apr 10, 2009 14:19:12 GMT -5
Lol I think you may be right Brandon
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Post by Rod Lightning on Apr 10, 2009 15:16:46 GMT -5
I think I'm loopier than him. I actually took the time to translate it all. lol Hahaha
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Post by Ritter on Aug 17, 2009 0:36:33 GMT -5
Bump, because it's FUNNY!!!
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Post by Falco Fusion on Aug 17, 2009 2:46:23 GMT -5
Man this brings back disappointment to the second level. One because Hellwig is insane, and that I'm insane for translating it.
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