Post by Skilled One on Jul 26, 2009 14:02:42 GMT -5
Sorry, you're not a winner by Enter Shikari blasts throughout the arena, and Keith "The Wolf" Jacobs, Chris Dolan, and Daniel Eli make their way to the ring, wearing their in ring attire with their championships over their shoulders. Halfway up the ramp, they all hold their titles in the air, and purple and white fireworks explode from the stage. They walk into the ring, which is set up with three steel chairs and a barbed wire wrapped table, and the three men just act as if it is a living room set.
Keith: Today is your lucky day. You get to sit back in the stands, relax in your recliners, and watch an master at work. You get to watch me tear apart the best MWA has to offer.
Keith holds his hands high, with the tag title in his right hand and gets a mixed reaction from the fans, and a small group of people chant of 'KJ'.
Keith- I mean, I told everyone that I would run through eight bit, and i did. I said that Takeover was gonna walk out with gold, and once again, it came true. But, recently, I realized something. This Takeover - Extreme regime thing, in our FIRST season makes us the most dominant force in this fed.
Dolan and Eli applaud, but it is toned out by sharp boos from the fans.
Keith- I mean, lets look at it. Takeover's very own, Chris Dolan in an amazing show of skill, brought the Universal title home. Then that Mexican jumping bean is on the brink of getting put out of his misery by Lance Jade, for the World title.
Dolan- Then we have Ultimate Killer, going around just destroying those talentless hacks Zero-blood, Original B, and Mason. I mean, look at the facts. They are just pure trash on the mic, AND they can't even fight in the ring.
Eli- Correct Dolan. That might lead one to ask, 'Why are they even in this fed?' Answer is, because J.J. wanted someone to keep UK busy. Because if someone is getting slammed through a table, I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be J.J.. Unless, of course, Takeover is involved.
Takeover pauses to a mixed reaction to the crowd, and they just shrug and continue.
Keith- THEN we have King slushy. A couple of weeks back, didn't Dolan defeat slushy for that title?
Dolan- Yes, thats correct Keith. I beat him AND Ebio, for the Universal title.
Keith- Then how did he get a Canadian title shot? The only person he beat in this season excluding the fluke fatal four way was Gayzill, and if that was enough of a win to be qualified for a title match, then I'm appalled.
Eli- Big word alert.
Keith stops and Daniel chuckles and Dolan tries to hold back a laugh.
Eli- But heres the funny part. He didn't even have any competition. I mean, first, he had to face the queen of england, Kevin Mitchell.
Keith- True. And that's kind of funny, because Kevin, that damn Burger King crown you wear on your head does not prove anything to anyone. Have THAT your way.
The crowd cheers, cutting off Takeover and Dolan chuckles at the approval.
Dolan- Then we have the stoner, Ebio. Probably couldn't walk in a straight line, much less get to the ring. Maybe his mind was messed up because he knew that his boyfriend, Kittie, was gonna be in a match with Takeover.
Takeover gets a mixed reaction to the name, and Keith seems confused by the crowds change of heart.
Keith- Make up your friggin minds already!
All three Takeover men laugh, as the crowd boos.
Eli- Then, the third man was just some street punk around just to fill up the match! I mean, Takeover has the tag titles, AND one of the singles titles. So why do you think screwing KJ out of a title shot is fair? I mean, he did win ONE ENTIRE MATCH this season.
The crowd cheers with laughter, and Keith shoots a glare at Eli, and he just grins, and Dolan burst in laughter. Keith shoots the same glare at Dolan, and Dolan almost falls out of his chair.
Keith- Ha ha. But you won't be saying that after today. Because if the champ has any cojones, he'll come out and fight me. I don't need a title shot today, fact is that I am gonna end up with the title. But just knowing that I have something he shed blood for, that's just simply..
Dolan- Phenomenal?
Keith face-palms and Eli sighs as Dolan laughs.
Keith- I wouldn't put it in those terms, but..
Eli- So, times up for talking. I mean, we are all out here, and we all wanna fight. All these fans wanna see us fight, right?
Eli holds the mic up to the crowd, and the crowd explodes with cheers, with a Takeover chant for the three undefeated wrestlers.
Eli- Looks like it. So come on Slushy, bring it on. Takeover never got to finish business with you, and history repeats itself. We already took one title from you, but second time is the charm.
Takeover clears the ring of the furniture, and they all stand up, ready to fight when (WHOEVER) music hits the stage.
I don;t care who adds on, it can be [glow=red,2,300]THE TWO[/glow] or slushy, or Ritter as JJ or Charlotte.
Keith: Today is your lucky day. You get to sit back in the stands, relax in your recliners, and watch an master at work. You get to watch me tear apart the best MWA has to offer.
Keith holds his hands high, with the tag title in his right hand and gets a mixed reaction from the fans, and a small group of people chant of 'KJ'.
Keith- I mean, I told everyone that I would run through eight bit, and i did. I said that Takeover was gonna walk out with gold, and once again, it came true. But, recently, I realized something. This Takeover - Extreme regime thing, in our FIRST season makes us the most dominant force in this fed.
Dolan and Eli applaud, but it is toned out by sharp boos from the fans.
Keith- I mean, lets look at it. Takeover's very own, Chris Dolan in an amazing show of skill, brought the Universal title home. Then that Mexican jumping bean is on the brink of getting put out of his misery by Lance Jade, for the World title.
Dolan- Then we have Ultimate Killer, going around just destroying those talentless hacks Zero-blood, Original B, and Mason. I mean, look at the facts. They are just pure trash on the mic, AND they can't even fight in the ring.
Eli- Correct Dolan. That might lead one to ask, 'Why are they even in this fed?' Answer is, because J.J. wanted someone to keep UK busy. Because if someone is getting slammed through a table, I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be J.J.. Unless, of course, Takeover is involved.
Takeover pauses to a mixed reaction to the crowd, and they just shrug and continue.
Keith- THEN we have King slushy. A couple of weeks back, didn't Dolan defeat slushy for that title?
Dolan- Yes, thats correct Keith. I beat him AND Ebio, for the Universal title.
Keith- Then how did he get a Canadian title shot? The only person he beat in this season excluding the fluke fatal four way was Gayzill, and if that was enough of a win to be qualified for a title match, then I'm appalled.
Eli- Big word alert.
Keith stops and Daniel chuckles and Dolan tries to hold back a laugh.
Eli- But heres the funny part. He didn't even have any competition. I mean, first, he had to face the queen of england, Kevin Mitchell.
Keith- True. And that's kind of funny, because Kevin, that damn Burger King crown you wear on your head does not prove anything to anyone. Have THAT your way.
The crowd cheers, cutting off Takeover and Dolan chuckles at the approval.
Dolan- Then we have the stoner, Ebio. Probably couldn't walk in a straight line, much less get to the ring. Maybe his mind was messed up because he knew that his boyfriend, Kittie, was gonna be in a match with Takeover.
Takeover gets a mixed reaction to the name, and Keith seems confused by the crowds change of heart.
Keith- Make up your friggin minds already!
All three Takeover men laugh, as the crowd boos.
Eli- Then, the third man was just some street punk around just to fill up the match! I mean, Takeover has the tag titles, AND one of the singles titles. So why do you think screwing KJ out of a title shot is fair? I mean, he did win ONE ENTIRE MATCH this season.
The crowd cheers with laughter, and Keith shoots a glare at Eli, and he just grins, and Dolan burst in laughter. Keith shoots the same glare at Dolan, and Dolan almost falls out of his chair.
Keith- Ha ha. But you won't be saying that after today. Because if the champ has any cojones, he'll come out and fight me. I don't need a title shot today, fact is that I am gonna end up with the title. But just knowing that I have something he shed blood for, that's just simply..
Dolan- Phenomenal?
Keith face-palms and Eli sighs as Dolan laughs.
Keith- I wouldn't put it in those terms, but..
Eli- So, times up for talking. I mean, we are all out here, and we all wanna fight. All these fans wanna see us fight, right?
Eli holds the mic up to the crowd, and the crowd explodes with cheers, with a Takeover chant for the three undefeated wrestlers.
Eli- Looks like it. So come on Slushy, bring it on. Takeover never got to finish business with you, and history repeats itself. We already took one title from you, but second time is the charm.
Takeover clears the ring of the furniture, and they all stand up, ready to fight when (WHOEVER) music hits the stage.
I don;t care who adds on, it can be [glow=red,2,300]THE TWO[/glow] or slushy, or Ritter as JJ or Charlotte.