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Post by Legend. on Jul 29, 2009 17:36:04 GMT -5
Enjoy (or not) some old Dolan RPs!
Slow Burn by Rev Theory blasts over the speakers as Chris Dolan makes his way to the ring.
Crowd Boos furiously
Chris: Shut up you Dumb@sses!
Crowd boos more
Chris: whatever I'll start even if you wont be quiet!
Chris: I have a problem with my match last week against Chris the drunk.. CRAP i mean Dragon Cross.
Chris: You see I was looking over the match tape. I had him right where i wanted him. I was about to end it when. That WIMP Cross gets scared. And walks out!
Chris: So let it be a warning to ALL of TBG wrestlers. If ANY of you EVER walk out on a match with me I will go backstage and HUNT YOU DOWN!
Crowd starts a YOU SUCK chant
Chris is visibly angry now he almost screams the next words into his mic
Chris: IF YOU ONE CELLED AMOEBAS WOULD SHUT UP I WOULD CONTINUE!
Crowd still Boos but Chris continues anyway
Chris: The SECOND reason I came out here was to talk to our commentator Harvey
Harvey looks confused
Chris: You see Harvey after my flawless win last week you said I was GIFTED a win. I'll have you know it was 100% skill that won me that match! AND if you EVER say something like that again. Well you see your announce table?
Harvey looks down at the table
Chris: YOU WILL BE GOING THROUGH THAT TABLE IF YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN!
Chris walks backstage calmly
Harvey look very disturbed at the thought of being but through his own announce table
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Post by Legend. on Jul 29, 2009 17:46:25 GMT -5
Oh, here's one from me.
i'm posting it cuz Dolan gets owned by a door.
Harvey and RJ are sitting at the announce table.
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Harvey - Well folks, tonight is it. We are going to find out who will take the vacant Bloodline Championship, in a fatal four-way match, that is sure to be a jaw-dropper!
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RJ - I hate to agree with you, but you may be right. We've watched this escalate ever since Johnny Blaze made his return, and captured the Bloodline title! It takes a good match to impress me, but I think this may just do it.
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Harvey - Indeed, it may. But let's go backstage, where Kimberly is standing by with Chris Dolan.
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Camera cuts backstage, where Kimberly is standing with Chris Dolan.
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Kimberly - Thank you Harvey. So, Chris. How are you feeling about tonight's match?
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Dolan - Honestly, I couldn't be more excited. I mean, look at those other guys. Niv, Chris Legend, and Jester of Justice? So basically, I get to face a lawyer, a clown, and Edward Cullen? The title is as good as mine.
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Kimberly - Well, just two short weeks ago, you faced off with Chris Legend one-on-one in a match that was supposed to crown the new Bloodline Champion, and you about had it wrapped up, until Niv interfered. What are your thoughts on that?
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Dolan - I am rather upset about that, but in the big picture, it only means that my title reign will be two weeks shorter. Those two weeks mean nothing. It's all about the here and now.
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Chris stops to think for a second.
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Dolan - Let's stop and look at it like this. Jester of Justice is only there because Peter Shelly took out the Burrito. Niv couldn't beat Chris Legend in the first round, and Chris Legend couldn't beat me in the finals. I'm the best bet in this match. Plain and simple.
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Suddenly, the crowd erupts in a cheer, as the camera pans, catching Chris Legend standing right behind Dolan, who is oblivious to the man right behind him.
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Dolan - And, see, there is simply no way that I can...
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Legend - That you can what? Win? I agree.
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Dolan - What do you want Chris?
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Legend - What do I want? I want you to run, and beg that I don't kill you.
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Chris Legend reaches on the floor next to him, and picks up a kendo stick.
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Legend - It would be VERY wise of you to run now.
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Chris Dolan runs down the hall, as Chris Legend follows him, kendo stick in hand.
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As they are running down the hall, Dolan looks back behind him, oblivious to the fact that Niv has just opened his locker room door, and Dolan goes flying right into the door, bouncing off, hitting the ground with a large THUD.
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Chris Legend notices Niv stepping out, and overlooks Dolan and smashes Niv in the forehead with the kendo stick, and Niv hits the ground right next to Dolan.
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The Jester of Justice rounds the corner, and sees Chris Legend standing above both Niv's and Dolan's fallen bodies, and stands there in fear.
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Legend - It's all good Jester. You haven't done anything to piss me off. You're fine. In fact...come over here.
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Chris drops the kendo stick, and starts motioning for Jester.
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Legend - Look, I say we help each other out tonight...
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Jester stands there, not sure what to say.
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Legend puts his hand out
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Legend - What do you say?
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Jester hesitates for a minute, but finally reaches out and grabs Chris's hand.
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Legend - Good boy...
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Suddenly, Legend kicks Jester in the gut, grabs him by the head,
lifting him by 45°, and drops him on his skull, performing an devastating Twilight Driver!!
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The camera pans out, and it shows Chris Legend standing over the fallen bodies of Niv, Dolan, and Jester.
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The camera cuts back to the announce table.
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Harvey - WOW! Chris Legend with that devastating Twilight Driver! Will that be the scene in tonights match? Will Chris Legend Stand victorious at the end of the night?
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RJ - Right now, I have to say that Cullen's chances are looking pretty good.
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Post by mtm on Jul 29, 2009 18:28:15 GMT -5
ooh oooh ooh do you have some of my Legendary Petey RP's? Like pwning LG or maybe the one where I kill Jacov?
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Post by Skilled One on Jul 29, 2009 20:16:39 GMT -5
Can we go to smoe legend originals? The 5 line rps? lol
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Post by Legend. on Jul 29, 2009 20:18:43 GMT -5
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Post by Legend. on Jul 29, 2009 20:35:25 GMT -5
Per request, MTM beating the hell out of LG.
L "Burrito" Gutierrez is shown standing near the ramp with a microphone
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LG: Ok time to go get another shot at the title!
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A small figure recognizable as Peter Shelly is standing behind him with his burlap bag. He opens it up and reaches inside pulling out an object that is hidden in the shadows of the hallway
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Peter: Sorry. You won't be getting that title match.
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LG: Huh?
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As Gutierrez tries to turn around Peter kicks him in the back of his knee. With a twisted grin and a blood curtling wordless scream Peter drives the object ,now recognizable as a steel pipe with multiple dents, a taped spot for his hands and the letters PS scraped into it, into Gutierrez's shoulder knocking him to the floor.
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Peter: *Laughs* I think you might need an ambulance!
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Peter begins cackling and lifts the pipe again before driving it into Gutierrez's head with a sickening crunch
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Peter: BLEED! BLEED FOR ME!
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Peter continues driving the pipe into Gutierrez's arm, shoulder, and head. After 5 swings Peter starts walking down the hallway and takes a swing at an intern that passes by.
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Peter: It's a good day old friend, a good day indeed!
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Peter takes out his cell phone as he puts the pipe away. He reverts to his other self and immediately calls 911 calling for an ambulance to come help the man he'd unknowingly demolished.
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Post by Skilled One on Jul 29, 2009 21:05:40 GMT -5
Can i get the one i wrote that was my best? I cant keep up with shelly tho.  |
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Post by mtm on Jul 29, 2009 21:51:34 GMT -5
Teh Petey iz unbeatbel!!! Man I need to take my pills.
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Post by Chris Dolan on Jul 29, 2009 22:04:27 GMT -5
Chris Dolan climbs the turnbuckle and jumps to the outside of the ring. He looks under the ring apron and pulls out a hang noose.He Climbs the ring steps then jumps back into the ring while still holding the hang noose.
Chris Dolan ties the hang noose around Bull-dogs neck.
He pulls and pulls until Bull-dogs eyes close and he loses consciousness. Executing a MORTAL! How to leash a wild Animal
Chris Pulls a can of lighter fluid from the bag where the hang nooses was!
He sprays the fluid all over the unconscious body of Bull-dog! Chris Dolan drags The Noose with Bull-dog tied on up to the flames. He then rolls Bull-dog into the flames!Bull-dogs whole body is set ablaze!!!!!!
Refs with fire extinguishers rush over to Bull-dog! Quickly they put out the flame!Five paramedics come and carry Bull-dog off on a stretcher
YES BURN BULL-DOG, BURNNNNN
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Post by mtm on Jul 29, 2009 23:30:40 GMT -5
Wow I forgot how much you used to fail. Makes your recent accomplishments more impressive. This coming from TWG's Highest Profile Jobber.
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Post by Chris Dolan on Jul 29, 2009 23:52:16 GMT -5
Ummm, thanks?
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Post by mtm on Jul 29, 2009 23:57:59 GMT -5
*notes that his sarcasm went completely unnoticed*
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