Post by mtm on Aug 4, 2009 18:30:46 GMT -5
The camera crew takes you backstage to the locker room area showing a room with the name tag ripped off.
Soon enough a shape easily recognizable as Michael the Mangler is standing next to a small UPS box.
MTM- Hmmmm. It's from Osaka? Maybe... Nah couldn't be.
The camera zooms in on the tag and the writing is all in Japanese
大阪から
ミシガン州への
Mike reaches into the box and immediately pulls back his hand and becomes visibly distraught.
MTM- Why would anyone send this to me? This is just twisted.
Mike reaches back into the box and pulls out a burlap sack that says "Whidby Psych" on the side of it.
Mike clenches his teeth and opens up the bag peering inside cautiously.
After concluding that there is no trick involved Mike removes a letter from the bag.
The camera gets a perfect angle over his shoulder to read it. It says the following: I found some of Petey's old stuff. I know it's painful for you but he'd want you to use them. Make sure you get everything out of the box, I sent you some "Petey Specials" Love Mei.
MTM- What is she thinking sending me all this stuff? She sounds damn good though. Wait. That's not the point how did this stuff make it through US Customs?
Mike starts pulling items out of the burlap bag. He removes several rolls of Barbed Wire, a few smaller burlap bags that make a jingling noise when moved, a can of lighter fluid, and a small box that Mike looks at with a slightly disturbing smirk.
MTM- Well I can't let all this stuff go to waste can I? Hehe. I better send her a thank you letter tonight.
Mike slings the burlap bag into his locker after reloading it. The only item not returned to the sack is the small wooden case which is now seen to have the initials PS scraped into the top.
MTM- You know you shouldn't be taping someone's private moments. It might make them angry. And they might make you.... just. another. victim.
In a single movement Mike opens the case removes something from it and pops it into his mouth. The case closes quickly and Mike is facing the camera crew smiling at them and stroking his throat.
Camera Man- Ummm what are you...
Before he can finish a green mist erupts from Mike's mouth enveloping the camera and the man holding it. After the picture becomes obscured you hear a horrendous screaming and a blood-curdling laugh.
MTM- Works everytime.
The picture fades to black as the laughter continues.
Soon enough a shape easily recognizable as Michael the Mangler is standing next to a small UPS box.
MTM- Hmmmm. It's from Osaka? Maybe... Nah couldn't be.
The camera zooms in on the tag and the writing is all in Japanese
大阪から
ミシガン州への
Mike reaches into the box and immediately pulls back his hand and becomes visibly distraught.
MTM- Why would anyone send this to me? This is just twisted.
Mike reaches back into the box and pulls out a burlap sack that says "Whidby Psych" on the side of it.
Mike clenches his teeth and opens up the bag peering inside cautiously.
After concluding that there is no trick involved Mike removes a letter from the bag.
The camera gets a perfect angle over his shoulder to read it. It says the following: I found some of Petey's old stuff. I know it's painful for you but he'd want you to use them. Make sure you get everything out of the box, I sent you some "Petey Specials" Love Mei.
MTM- What is she thinking sending me all this stuff? She sounds damn good though. Wait. That's not the point how did this stuff make it through US Customs?
Mike starts pulling items out of the burlap bag. He removes several rolls of Barbed Wire, a few smaller burlap bags that make a jingling noise when moved, a can of lighter fluid, and a small box that Mike looks at with a slightly disturbing smirk.
MTM- Well I can't let all this stuff go to waste can I? Hehe. I better send her a thank you letter tonight.
Mike slings the burlap bag into his locker after reloading it. The only item not returned to the sack is the small wooden case which is now seen to have the initials PS scraped into the top.
MTM- You know you shouldn't be taping someone's private moments. It might make them angry. And they might make you.... just. another. victim.
In a single movement Mike opens the case removes something from it and pops it into his mouth. The case closes quickly and Mike is facing the camera crew smiling at them and stroking his throat.
Camera Man- Ummm what are you...
Before he can finish a green mist erupts from Mike's mouth enveloping the camera and the man holding it. After the picture becomes obscured you hear a horrendous screaming and a blood-curdling laugh.
MTM- Works everytime.
The picture fades to black as the laughter continues.
