Post by Rod Lightning on Aug 13, 2009 7:22:04 GMT -5
***This segment should come at the beginning of the show***
The scene opens with a camera shot of Sara Sanderson walking backstage, she approaches a locker room as she lifts up her hand...
: Aaah, thats the spot...
Sara lowers her hand and signals for the camera to come closer...
: Could you work on my right shoulder? Its really stiff...Yea! right there...
Sara is grinning...
: Sandy, I'm calling it a day, good job. *SMACK*, See ya.
Sara quickly backs up as Sandy comes out of the locker room with a bag and several towels.
The camera goes in the locker room and Rod Lightning is sitting on a table, wearing nothing but a mask and a wrapped up towel around his waist.
Sara Sanderson: Rod, can we ask you a few questions?
Rod: Sure! But first let me put on some pants, can't appear on the camera without any pants can i?
Rod goes behind a screen changing clothes...
Rod: Hey, you guys are gonna cut out that part right?
Sara: Sure...
Rod Lightning takes a seat next to Sara, he is wearing his usual wrestling attire and has a towel over his shoulder.
Rod: So...what's the occasion?
Sara: Well after being in a meeting with the owners of MWA (J.J. Hunter and Charlotte Hunter) and their sponsors, we decided to put a MWA magazine together named "MWA weekly" Its a Magazine which has pre-and after match interviews along with some fun-facts of the wrestlers here in MWA. And as you being a two-time current MWA heavyweight champion we decided to grant you the honor of the first interview in MWA weekly.
Rod: Thats great. I'd be honored to be the first wrestler to appear in this magazine.
Sara: Good, now I'm going to ask you a few questions and let our crew take a few pictures of you and we're done.
Rod: Shoot.
Sara: Okay Rod, you are without a doubt some of the best MWA has to offer, you came into MWA with almost nothing and ended up being a two-time MWA heavyweight champion, how do you deal with this?
Rod: First, you are absolutely right when you say that i came in here having nothing. I was born and raised in Mexico and i made sure a whole bunch of people know me there, but after having some problems with my father i decided to go to the USA, searching success there. I was wrestling in the Indy circuits for a while when J.J. Hunter "discovered" me and offered me a spot in his company MWA, then after speaking with Charlotte i was in MWA. As most of you know i fought my way to the top, i have had some great matches with many respectable wrestlers here and I'm glad i came here. Now, you asked me about how i deal with my success right?
Sara: Exactly, because you are without a doubt the hottest MWA star today!
Rod: Correct, well I'm loving the attention i get, i have gained lots of fans since I'm here, you know why they love me Sara?
Sara: Obviously beca...
Rod: Thats right Sara, its because every time i wrestle they can expect to see a show they've never witnessed before. Just look at my performances! Everything i do is spectacular but not just that, it's also effective and that is what makes me different from the average high-flyer.
Sara: Okay, this probably is a popular question. What was your favorite match in MWA?
Rod: Thats a hard one Sara...I guess my favorite ma...No, my best match here in MWA probably was against the Ultimate Killer, you know the "i quit" match, now hear me out, I'm saying it was my best match but NOT my favorite one. Because you know, me and Killer gave it all we had.It was a no contest, there was no winner but it was a great main event. As for my favorite match...I'm sorry Sara but i got a hunch that match is yet to come.
Sara: Okay Rod, thanks for answering my questions, we're gonna take some pictures now but ehmm...*whispers* maybe we can finish this interview someplace more...secluded later? *whispers*
Rod: All in due time honey . Now, where do i have to stand?
Sara: Oh, eh...right over there, and take you belt.
Rod Lightning starts posing for the camera...Suddenly he stops posing and sniffs the air...
Sara: Ehm...Is there a problem?
Rod keeps sniffing and heads towards his door.
Sara: Helloooo, whats wrong?
Rod: *SNIFFS* Don't you smell it?
Sara: Smell what!?
Rod: Pie...
Suddenly Rod takes of following the sweet sent of pie.
Sara: What the hell is wrong with that guy...?
The scene fades to black.
The scene opens with a camera shot of Sara Sanderson walking backstage, she approaches a locker room as she lifts up her hand...
: Aaah, thats the spot...
Sara lowers her hand and signals for the camera to come closer...
: Could you work on my right shoulder? Its really stiff...Yea! right there...
Sara is grinning...
: Sandy, I'm calling it a day, good job. *SMACK*, See ya.
Sara quickly backs up as Sandy comes out of the locker room with a bag and several towels.
The camera goes in the locker room and Rod Lightning is sitting on a table, wearing nothing but a mask and a wrapped up towel around his waist.
Sara Sanderson: Rod, can we ask you a few questions?
Rod: Sure! But first let me put on some pants, can't appear on the camera without any pants can i?
Rod goes behind a screen changing clothes...
Rod: Hey, you guys are gonna cut out that part right?
Sara: Sure...
Rod Lightning takes a seat next to Sara, he is wearing his usual wrestling attire and has a towel over his shoulder.
Rod: So...what's the occasion?
Sara: Well after being in a meeting with the owners of MWA (J.J. Hunter and Charlotte Hunter) and their sponsors, we decided to put a MWA magazine together named "MWA weekly" Its a Magazine which has pre-and after match interviews along with some fun-facts of the wrestlers here in MWA. And as you being a two-time current MWA heavyweight champion we decided to grant you the honor of the first interview in MWA weekly.
Rod: Thats great. I'd be honored to be the first wrestler to appear in this magazine.
Sara: Good, now I'm going to ask you a few questions and let our crew take a few pictures of you and we're done.
Rod: Shoot.
Sara: Okay Rod, you are without a doubt some of the best MWA has to offer, you came into MWA with almost nothing and ended up being a two-time MWA heavyweight champion, how do you deal with this?
Rod: First, you are absolutely right when you say that i came in here having nothing. I was born and raised in Mexico and i made sure a whole bunch of people know me there, but after having some problems with my father i decided to go to the USA, searching success there. I was wrestling in the Indy circuits for a while when J.J. Hunter "discovered" me and offered me a spot in his company MWA, then after speaking with Charlotte i was in MWA. As most of you know i fought my way to the top, i have had some great matches with many respectable wrestlers here and I'm glad i came here. Now, you asked me about how i deal with my success right?
Sara: Exactly, because you are without a doubt the hottest MWA star today!
Rod: Correct, well I'm loving the attention i get, i have gained lots of fans since I'm here, you know why they love me Sara?
Sara: Obviously beca...
Rod: Thats right Sara, its because every time i wrestle they can expect to see a show they've never witnessed before. Just look at my performances! Everything i do is spectacular but not just that, it's also effective and that is what makes me different from the average high-flyer.
Sara: Okay, this probably is a popular question. What was your favorite match in MWA?
Rod: Thats a hard one Sara...I guess my favorite ma...No, my best match here in MWA probably was against the Ultimate Killer, you know the "i quit" match, now hear me out, I'm saying it was my best match but NOT my favorite one. Because you know, me and Killer gave it all we had.It was a no contest, there was no winner but it was a great main event. As for my favorite match...I'm sorry Sara but i got a hunch that match is yet to come.
Sara: Okay Rod, thanks for answering my questions, we're gonna take some pictures now but ehmm...*whispers* maybe we can finish this interview someplace more...secluded later? *whispers*
Rod: All in due time honey . Now, where do i have to stand?
Sara: Oh, eh...right over there, and take you belt.
Rod Lightning starts posing for the camera...Suddenly he stops posing and sniffs the air...
Sara: Ehm...Is there a problem?
Rod keeps sniffing and heads towards his door.
Sara: Helloooo, whats wrong?
Rod: *SNIFFS* Don't you smell it?
Sara: Smell what!?
Rod: Pie...
Suddenly Rod takes of following the sweet sent of pie.
Sara: What the hell is wrong with that guy...?
The scene fades to black.