Post by War Wolf on Aug 19, 2009 16:45:48 GMT -5
(Commercial)
The camera fades into a commercial where War Wolf stands next to a elderly lady. They are in a fancy kitchen.
War Wolf: What's good? This is the Howling Star, War Wolf here with one of the best known cooks to date, Madame Shebakes.
Madame Shebakes: Hi everyone, and thanks for the compliment.
War Wolf: Hey, I only speak the truth.
War Wolf looks sarcastically into the camera.
War Wolf: So what are we making today?
Madame Shebakes: I just can't decide what to eat. I have Apple Pie...
Madame Shebakes: and I have Coffee Cake...
War Wolf looks puzzled.
War Wolf: What's the problem?
Madame Shebakes: I can't eat both and you have to get back to fighting
War Wolf: Wrestling
Madame Shebakes: Wrestling. What am I to do?
War Wolf: I have an Idea
War Wolf smirks, and then grabs both the pie and the cake, smashes them together, and throws them into the oven. War Wolf begins to water out the mouth and lick his lips. The long hand on the clock travels around the clock 5 times really fast as if life was in fast forward. The a ding is heard
DING!!
War Wolf then opens the oven, and puts the pie-cake on the table.
War Wolf: And there you have it, a Apple Coffee Pake!!
War Wolf: Now I must head on back, but first I want a slice.
War Wolf cuts out a slice of Pake and begins to viciously consume the rest of the Pake. Madame Shebakes backs up as pieces of Pake splatter onto the camera. As the Deep Voice Guy speaks, War Wolf's voice is heard in the background yelling "OMG theis Pake is GOOD!!"
Deep Voice Guy: Pake is not actually made the way it was shown here today. To get the ingredients to Pake, a tutorial on how to make Pake, and different flavors of Pake please go to
www.boyshecanbake.org/pake
Thank you!!
Camera fades to black
The camera fades into a commercial where War Wolf stands next to a elderly lady. They are in a fancy kitchen.
War Wolf: What's good? This is the Howling Star, War Wolf here with one of the best known cooks to date, Madame Shebakes.
Madame Shebakes: Hi everyone, and thanks for the compliment.
War Wolf: Hey, I only speak the truth.
War Wolf looks sarcastically into the camera.
War Wolf: So what are we making today?
Madame Shebakes: I just can't decide what to eat. I have Apple Pie...
Madame Shebakes: and I have Coffee Cake...
War Wolf looks puzzled.
War Wolf: What's the problem?
Madame Shebakes: I can't eat both and you have to get back to fighting
War Wolf: Wrestling
Madame Shebakes: Wrestling. What am I to do?
War Wolf: I have an Idea
War Wolf smirks, and then grabs both the pie and the cake, smashes them together, and throws them into the oven. War Wolf begins to water out the mouth and lick his lips. The long hand on the clock travels around the clock 5 times really fast as if life was in fast forward. The a ding is heard
DING!!
War Wolf then opens the oven, and puts the pie-cake on the table.
War Wolf: And there you have it, a Apple Coffee Pake!!
War Wolf: Now I must head on back, but first I want a slice.
War Wolf cuts out a slice of Pake and begins to viciously consume the rest of the Pake. Madame Shebakes backs up as pieces of Pake splatter onto the camera. As the Deep Voice Guy speaks, War Wolf's voice is heard in the background yelling "OMG theis Pake is GOOD!!"
Deep Voice Guy: Pake is not actually made the way it was shown here today. To get the ingredients to Pake, a tutorial on how to make Pake, and different flavors of Pake please go to
www.boyshecanbake.org/pake
Thank you!!
Camera fades to black
