Post by shocking1981 on Aug 20, 2009 22:30:07 GMT -5
This is an In-Ring Promo for Monday 24th August, just before the match.
** "Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts through the PA System and the crowd roars with cheers as Mr Wrestling IV and "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish walk out onto the stage. Both Parish and Mr. Wrestling are wearing the usual entrance attire, with Blake wearing a "Simply Wrestling" t-shirt in addition. As the make their way to the ring, greeting fans on the way. As Mr. Wrestling ascents the ring steps and enters the ring, Parish goes to the timekeeper and grabs a microphone before proceeding into the ring himself. **
Blake Parish: Listen, "Govna". You wanna talk about unfinished business like the Empire even started any? We saw your interview with Sara in the back and the only thing happening in our match tonight is the opening and closing of the chapter "The Empire: How they got their asses handed to them."
** Parish wanders over to the corner and lean into it casually, as Mr. Wrestling removes his entrance robes and starts to stretch. **
Parish: Now I could go on and on about our achievements, your shortcomings and Mangroper & Legend's over-inflated egos, but I won't. You see, you buck toothed, warm beer swilling, mad cow killing, jack ripping, spotted dick gripping, Queen loving, tube shoving beef eaters need to understand is... you mean nothing to us, you are a pothole on our highway to Gold. You cannot hide from something you aren't afraid of. So, let's get this over with so we can return to more important things, and you, the bomber and the kilt-wearing lassie can return to the pub your sad joke of wrestlers came from. The only thing getting steamrolled tonight are your careers.
** Parish looks as though he is about to drop the mic, as Mr. Wrestling waves his hand, signaling "No, give it to me." Parish hands the microphone over to Mr. Wrestling and removes his shirt, enticing the females in the audience to applaud and whistle loudly. **
Mr. Wrestling: And Smith? You ever talk to Sara like that again, your famous "Tunnel vision" is gonna lead your head straight up Mason's ass.
** Parish grabs Mr. Wrestling's wrist, pulling the mic to his mouth. **
Parish: Now, that's Shocking Stuff.
** Just as Mr. Wrestling puts down the mic in the corner, "Empire" by Kasabian plays over the arena evoking a negative response from the crowd as Mason and Scott Smith run out from the back. The 2 Empire members race down the ramp closely followed by a referee. Mason and Smith slide into the ring and, after getting to their feet, are met by Parish and Mr. Wrestling who proceed to deliver simultaneous hip tosses on them. They roll out the other side of the ring, gripping their lower backs, just as the ref slides in. Don Wolverton, the Referee, gets to his feet and signals for the bell to ring. **
Justin Cole: And we have our match, Garret, and Aerith Sinclair, our ring announcer, didn't even get to introduce our competitors.
Garret Rogers: So? This match will be over in less time than her intro of these four men would have taken, and the powerful group from the United Kingdom will rule "Simply Wrestling". Long live the Queen, Long live the Empire.
** Justin Cole and Garret Rogers continue as one opponent from each team squares off in the ring, while their respective partner goes to their corner. **
Cole: Garret, you're American.
Rogers: Yes, Cole. But we all owe our current fortunes on the Brits in one way or another.
To be continued in the match...
** "Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts through the PA System and the crowd roars with cheers as Mr Wrestling IV and "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish walk out onto the stage. Both Parish and Mr. Wrestling are wearing the usual entrance attire, with Blake wearing a "Simply Wrestling" t-shirt in addition. As the make their way to the ring, greeting fans on the way. As Mr. Wrestling ascents the ring steps and enters the ring, Parish goes to the timekeeper and grabs a microphone before proceeding into the ring himself. **
Blake Parish: Listen, "Govna". You wanna talk about unfinished business like the Empire even started any? We saw your interview with Sara in the back and the only thing happening in our match tonight is the opening and closing of the chapter "The Empire: How they got their asses handed to them."
** Parish wanders over to the corner and lean into it casually, as Mr. Wrestling removes his entrance robes and starts to stretch. **
Parish: Now I could go on and on about our achievements, your shortcomings and Mangroper & Legend's over-inflated egos, but I won't. You see, you buck toothed, warm beer swilling, mad cow killing, jack ripping, spotted dick gripping, Queen loving, tube shoving beef eaters need to understand is... you mean nothing to us, you are a pothole on our highway to Gold. You cannot hide from something you aren't afraid of. So, let's get this over with so we can return to more important things, and you, the bomber and the kilt-wearing lassie can return to the pub your sad joke of wrestlers came from. The only thing getting steamrolled tonight are your careers.
** Parish looks as though he is about to drop the mic, as Mr. Wrestling waves his hand, signaling "No, give it to me." Parish hands the microphone over to Mr. Wrestling and removes his shirt, enticing the females in the audience to applaud and whistle loudly. **
Mr. Wrestling: And Smith? You ever talk to Sara like that again, your famous "Tunnel vision" is gonna lead your head straight up Mason's ass.
** Parish grabs Mr. Wrestling's wrist, pulling the mic to his mouth. **
Parish: Now, that's Shocking Stuff.
** Just as Mr. Wrestling puts down the mic in the corner, "Empire" by Kasabian plays over the arena evoking a negative response from the crowd as Mason and Scott Smith run out from the back. The 2 Empire members race down the ramp closely followed by a referee. Mason and Smith slide into the ring and, after getting to their feet, are met by Parish and Mr. Wrestling who proceed to deliver simultaneous hip tosses on them. They roll out the other side of the ring, gripping their lower backs, just as the ref slides in. Don Wolverton, the Referee, gets to his feet and signals for the bell to ring. **
Justin Cole: And we have our match, Garret, and Aerith Sinclair, our ring announcer, didn't even get to introduce our competitors.
Garret Rogers: So? This match will be over in less time than her intro of these four men would have taken, and the powerful group from the United Kingdom will rule "Simply Wrestling". Long live the Queen, Long live the Empire.
** Justin Cole and Garret Rogers continue as one opponent from each team squares off in the ring, while their respective partner goes to their corner. **
Cole: Garret, you're American.
Rogers: Yes, Cole. But we all owe our current fortunes on the Brits in one way or another.
To be continued in the match...
