Post by The British Hero!!! on Sept 9, 2009 11:35:02 GMT -5
(Bonkers by Dizee Rascal plays across the arena as Mason comes out to host another episode of the Mason Man Challenge)
Mason: Now i know i've had a rough few weeks but its all over now. Anyhow... Welcome to yet another Mason Man Challenge. Hosted by ME!
Garret: I have alot of respect for this kid Cole. Alot of people in his position would of left. Yet on Monday he came in with a smile on his face.
Cole: But it seems his "ordeals" still have'nt changed his attitude to this company and the fans.
(Mason overhears Cole and turns towards him. Mason is then silent for a few seconds)
Mason: ... SHUT UP!
(Garret Rogers bursts out laughing as his fellow commentator looks embarrased)
Mason: Good. Now you see last season i lost my hardcore title to Ian Von Kollof.
(The crowd all chant "KOLLOF SUCKS" and then "MASON SUCKS")
Mason: That was weird. Usually only i get booed. None the less. Heres my guest for tonight. IAN VON KOOOLOF!
(Ian enters as Its a Fight plays through the arena)
Mason: Ian. I've got to be honest with you when i say this. You've GOT talent.
(Ian has a confused look on his face)
Ian: What!?
Mason: I like your style. You shown... grace in the elimination chamber. You not only got the job done but also looked good doing it. Not as good as me obviously. But still pretty good.
Ian:I beg to differ but still you didnt do that bad yourself
(Mason takes Ian's compliment as an insult but still keeps cool)
Mason: Now me, Scott and "The King Of The World" Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell were all talking backstage earlier and we think... you should become a member of The Empire.
(The crowd all begin to chant "USA" and "Empire Sucks". Mason sticks his hand out to Ian, waiting for a response)
Cole: I knew nothing good could of came out of this. The Emp..
Mason and Ian: SHUT UP COLE!!!
(Ian then looks back at Mason)
Ian: Well, I am tired of this Country and its lifestyles and Putting myslef in the company of a great stable like the empire, and being in the persence of a former hardcore champ like yourself can do wonders for me. So mason I would love to join the empire
(Ian shakes Mason's hand. Huge boos can be heard from all over the arena)
Mason: Now to celebrate!
(A member of MWA staff appears with a plate of MWA's new sponsor Pake! The screen then pauses as Mason smiles with his thumbs up by the pake. The Pake slogan then plays)
Pake Slogan: Tasty Pake! Eat it and convert it to poo!
(The scene then ends)
Mason: Now i know i've had a rough few weeks but its all over now. Anyhow... Welcome to yet another Mason Man Challenge. Hosted by ME!
Garret: I have alot of respect for this kid Cole. Alot of people in his position would of left. Yet on Monday he came in with a smile on his face.
Cole: But it seems his "ordeals" still have'nt changed his attitude to this company and the fans.
(Mason overhears Cole and turns towards him. Mason is then silent for a few seconds)
Mason: ... SHUT UP!
(Garret Rogers bursts out laughing as his fellow commentator looks embarrased)
Mason: Good. Now you see last season i lost my hardcore title to Ian Von Kollof.
(The crowd all chant "KOLLOF SUCKS" and then "MASON SUCKS")
Mason: That was weird. Usually only i get booed. None the less. Heres my guest for tonight. IAN VON KOOOLOF!
(Ian enters as Its a Fight plays through the arena)
Mason: Ian. I've got to be honest with you when i say this. You've GOT talent.
(Ian has a confused look on his face)
Ian: What!?
Mason: I like your style. You shown... grace in the elimination chamber. You not only got the job done but also looked good doing it. Not as good as me obviously. But still pretty good.
Ian:I beg to differ but still you didnt do that bad yourself
(Mason takes Ian's compliment as an insult but still keeps cool)
Mason: Now me, Scott and "The King Of The World" Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell were all talking backstage earlier and we think... you should become a member of The Empire.
(The crowd all begin to chant "USA" and "Empire Sucks". Mason sticks his hand out to Ian, waiting for a response)
Cole: I knew nothing good could of came out of this. The Emp..
Mason and Ian: SHUT UP COLE!!!
(Ian then looks back at Mason)
Ian: Well, I am tired of this Country and its lifestyles and Putting myslef in the company of a great stable like the empire, and being in the persence of a former hardcore champ like yourself can do wonders for me. So mason I would love to join the empire
(Ian shakes Mason's hand. Huge boos can be heard from all over the arena)
Mason: Now to celebrate!
(A member of MWA staff appears with a plate of MWA's new sponsor Pake! The screen then pauses as Mason smiles with his thumbs up by the pake. The Pake slogan then plays)
Pake Slogan: Tasty Pake! Eat it and convert it to poo!
(The scene then ends)
(shown during week two)