Post by Lex Largon on Sept 9, 2009 15:25:47 GMT -5
(OOC: This is for Monday madness sept 28)
A drum beat starts to pick up over the loud speaker, followed by strong Hair metal like guitar rifts as Dr.feel good begins to play. The fans in the sell out crowd begin to boo as Dr.Toby makes his way down the ramp, again, arm in arm with the beautiful young woman from earlier. Dr.Nash steps in the ring over the top rope and proceeds to spread the ropes for the woman. Nash then raises the Mic he had in his possession to his lips.
Dr.Nash: Hello, rednecks of all ages. Welcome to this wonderful in ring time i have reserved.
The Fans begin to chant in unison "Ass-Hole Ass-Hole Ass-Hole"
Dr.Nash Shrugs off the chants and flashes a smile that quickly turns into scowl
Dr.Nash: You Inbreeds are not going to get to me tonight. Because i have big business to take care of, and that business has to do with Lex and this breath taking vision of beauty beside me.
Toby Glances over to his object of affection and shoots a smile and a wink
Dr.Nash: Now I'm sure you all know I've been taking drastic measures to make progress for Lex, and right here tonight we will see a large bound taken tonight. We are having a sibling reunion!
Dr.Nash strides over to the unknown woman and puts his arm around her and pulls her in tight close to him. He gazes into the sea of fans and begins to explain who the girl is.
Dr.Nash: You see, it may be hard to believe, but this goddess among us is the long lost sister of one certain Basket Case. I know what you people are thinking, how the hell does one thing of beauty come out of a thing that Lex largon crawled out of, But its true we had a DNA test done. Anyway I'm going to let Jenny address all of you and Lex where ever he is.........
Nash hands the Mic over to Jenny Largon and folds his arms behind his back waiting. Jenny and Toby talk things over before Jenny lifts the Mic to her face to speak. She gives a serious stare into the camera which is then fed through the titan tron displaying the sad face of Jenny.
Jenny: Lex, where ever you are, i hope you can hear this. I know we never knew each other because when i was born you were already gone, But, i felt a missing part to me through most of my life knowing that i had a sibling out there some where......
Jenny begins to breath heavy and is visibly fighting back tear's. Dr.Nash begins to consol her and takes the Mic in his hands.
Dr.Nash: Look, Lex, we nee.......
Just as Nash is about to continue his sentence a Rock rift hits and the sounds of drums quickly follow as Clean my wounds begins to blare over the loud speaker. The fans begin to Cheer. The camera pans around the arena but no sign of Lex. Soon a spot light hits on Lex in the crowd and he begins to make his way to the ring brushing past fans patting him on the back.
Lex finally makes his way to the Guard rail and leaps right over it. We now see Lex has an old oak Louise ville slugger in one hand tightly grasped, and, in the other a Mic loosely held. Lex then slides in the ring under the bottom rope.
Dr.Nash: Good of you to join us Lex.........
Nash then pats jenny on the back and directs her
Dr.Nash: Why don't you go give him a hug?
Jenny slowly steps toward Lex and wraps her arms tightly around him. She then pulls away quickly to feeling of shaking rage, as lex does not take his eyes off of Dr.Toby.
Dr.Nash: Are you that mentally disfigured?, do you not remember how to hug?, Hey i asked you a question!
Lex Begins to run his fingers through his long chin hair and then turns his attention to his Bat. He lifts it to his face a spins it in his hand and drops it back down, Lex then lifts the Mic up to his hair covered face.
Lex: What gives you the right?, to order that woman to hug me, i don't know her, but yet you tell her to hug me. Is this what you call treatment?, Well i have news for you its not working
Fans begin to cheer, but then they die down as Lex lifts his hand and gestures for silence. Lex then flips his Tangled hair out of his face and begins to speak again filling the arena with the low growl of his voice.
Lex: I have a question for you Nash, do you think its legal to give out shock therapy in public?
Nash looks Baffled by the question and shrugs to the question with a look that almost resembles fear.
Lex:Well i guess they say its great to test the waters on old treatments. SO i thought I'd try a new alternative treatment
Dr.Nash: And what might that be?
Lex drops his Mic and quickly side steps toward Toby Nash and slams the slugger across his midsection. Toby drops to his knees gasping for air as Lex Brings the bat up for one more swift crack over the back of Dr.Nash' neck. We suddenly see Lex tense up, go limp and collapse to the canvas. Jenny Largon then stands over the Body of her brother with the Smoking gun that is the Shock baton. fans begin to boo nearly blowing the roof of the arena directing their Anger toward Jenny. Soon four men in black generic scrubs run in an help Dr.Toby to his feet and usher him up the ramp leaving a Disoriented Lex largon staring a whole through the group rushing out of the arena
the show then cuts to commercial
A drum beat starts to pick up over the loud speaker, followed by strong Hair metal like guitar rifts as Dr.feel good begins to play. The fans in the sell out crowd begin to boo as Dr.Toby makes his way down the ramp, again, arm in arm with the beautiful young woman from earlier. Dr.Nash steps in the ring over the top rope and proceeds to spread the ropes for the woman. Nash then raises the Mic he had in his possession to his lips.
Dr.Nash: Hello, rednecks of all ages. Welcome to this wonderful in ring time i have reserved.
The Fans begin to chant in unison "Ass-Hole Ass-Hole Ass-Hole"
Dr.Nash Shrugs off the chants and flashes a smile that quickly turns into scowl
Dr.Nash: You Inbreeds are not going to get to me tonight. Because i have big business to take care of, and that business has to do with Lex and this breath taking vision of beauty beside me.
Toby Glances over to his object of affection and shoots a smile and a wink
Dr.Nash: Now I'm sure you all know I've been taking drastic measures to make progress for Lex, and right here tonight we will see a large bound taken tonight. We are having a sibling reunion!
Dr.Nash strides over to the unknown woman and puts his arm around her and pulls her in tight close to him. He gazes into the sea of fans and begins to explain who the girl is.
Dr.Nash: You see, it may be hard to believe, but this goddess among us is the long lost sister of one certain Basket Case. I know what you people are thinking, how the hell does one thing of beauty come out of a thing that Lex largon crawled out of, But its true we had a DNA test done. Anyway I'm going to let Jenny address all of you and Lex where ever he is.........
Nash hands the Mic over to Jenny Largon and folds his arms behind his back waiting. Jenny and Toby talk things over before Jenny lifts the Mic to her face to speak. She gives a serious stare into the camera which is then fed through the titan tron displaying the sad face of Jenny.
Jenny: Lex, where ever you are, i hope you can hear this. I know we never knew each other because when i was born you were already gone, But, i felt a missing part to me through most of my life knowing that i had a sibling out there some where......
Jenny begins to breath heavy and is visibly fighting back tear's. Dr.Nash begins to consol her and takes the Mic in his hands.
Dr.Nash: Look, Lex, we nee.......
Just as Nash is about to continue his sentence a Rock rift hits and the sounds of drums quickly follow as Clean my wounds begins to blare over the loud speaker. The fans begin to Cheer. The camera pans around the arena but no sign of Lex. Soon a spot light hits on Lex in the crowd and he begins to make his way to the ring brushing past fans patting him on the back.
Lex finally makes his way to the Guard rail and leaps right over it. We now see Lex has an old oak Louise ville slugger in one hand tightly grasped, and, in the other a Mic loosely held. Lex then slides in the ring under the bottom rope.
Dr.Nash: Good of you to join us Lex.........
Nash then pats jenny on the back and directs her
Dr.Nash: Why don't you go give him a hug?
Jenny slowly steps toward Lex and wraps her arms tightly around him. She then pulls away quickly to feeling of shaking rage, as lex does not take his eyes off of Dr.Toby.
Dr.Nash: Are you that mentally disfigured?, do you not remember how to hug?, Hey i asked you a question!
Lex Begins to run his fingers through his long chin hair and then turns his attention to his Bat. He lifts it to his face a spins it in his hand and drops it back down, Lex then lifts the Mic up to his hair covered face.
Lex: What gives you the right?, to order that woman to hug me, i don't know her, but yet you tell her to hug me. Is this what you call treatment?, Well i have news for you its not working
Fans begin to cheer, but then they die down as Lex lifts his hand and gestures for silence. Lex then flips his Tangled hair out of his face and begins to speak again filling the arena with the low growl of his voice.
Lex: I have a question for you Nash, do you think its legal to give out shock therapy in public?
Nash looks Baffled by the question and shrugs to the question with a look that almost resembles fear.
Lex:Well i guess they say its great to test the waters on old treatments. SO i thought I'd try a new alternative treatment
Dr.Nash: And what might that be?
Lex drops his Mic and quickly side steps toward Toby Nash and slams the slugger across his midsection. Toby drops to his knees gasping for air as Lex Brings the bat up for one more swift crack over the back of Dr.Nash' neck. We suddenly see Lex tense up, go limp and collapse to the canvas. Jenny Largon then stands over the Body of her brother with the Smoking gun that is the Shock baton. fans begin to boo nearly blowing the roof of the arena directing their Anger toward Jenny. Soon four men in black generic scrubs run in an help Dr.Toby to his feet and usher him up the ramp leaving a Disoriented Lex largon staring a whole through the group rushing out of the arena
the show then cuts to commercial