Post by The British Hero!!! on Sept 30, 2009 14:34:51 GMT -5
Mason enters JJ's office looking very dissapointed. He's holding an envelope.
Mason: Uh... Jay. I just got my pay. And theres only one dollar in here.
JJ: Oh right. This thing. Mas. In this current economic climate, Everybodies struggling. Including us. Now i've talked it over with the board of directors and...
Mason: Wait. We have a board of directors?
JJ: Yeah. They disappear for years at a time and just appear sometimes. But back to the matter at hand. MWA needed a scapegoat and we all picked you out of this list.
JJ hands the list to Mason who begins reading it.
Mason: Number 1: Junkies.
Number 2: Chuck Norris. Maybe.
Number 3: The Jews. Hey wait we can blame them. Everybody's blamed them for thousands of years. Egyptians blamed them. In the 1300s when the plague was around we blamed them. The Nazi's blamed them.
JJ: Yeah but our accountants are Jewish. Our lawyers are Jewish. In fact. Do you know how hard it is to get a Christian accountant these days. Anyway, MWA is a democracy and we all voted for you so take your dollar and go.
Mason: But i want to get Modern Warfare 2! How am i going to afford it on one dollar a week?
JJ sits in his chair thinking. A long awkward pause follows.
JJ: Umm... (exhales slowly and pulls a thinking face) ..... chef?
Mason: You know what? I'll just leave for a while. Good luck with the whole awkard pause thing.
Mason leaves, ending the scene. However another scene quickly starts with Mason standing in a suit.
Mason: Hi. In my last scene. I may have seem slightly prejudice against Judaism. However did you know that Jews have good education and are totally right in calling Mel Gibson racist. They are also equal to the rest to the world. Unlike those filthy Canadians and Denmarkians. Well, Good night everybody!
That song in Frasier plays as Mason waves bye to the fans. The scene then ends.
Mason: Uh... Jay. I just got my pay. And theres only one dollar in here.
JJ: Oh right. This thing. Mas. In this current economic climate, Everybodies struggling. Including us. Now i've talked it over with the board of directors and...
Mason: Wait. We have a board of directors?
JJ: Yeah. They disappear for years at a time and just appear sometimes. But back to the matter at hand. MWA needed a scapegoat and we all picked you out of this list.
JJ hands the list to Mason who begins reading it.
Mason: Number 1: Junkies.
Number 2: Chuck Norris. Maybe.
Number 3: The Jews. Hey wait we can blame them. Everybody's blamed them for thousands of years. Egyptians blamed them. In the 1300s when the plague was around we blamed them. The Nazi's blamed them.
JJ: Yeah but our accountants are Jewish. Our lawyers are Jewish. In fact. Do you know how hard it is to get a Christian accountant these days. Anyway, MWA is a democracy and we all voted for you so take your dollar and go.
Mason: But i want to get Modern Warfare 2! How am i going to afford it on one dollar a week?
JJ sits in his chair thinking. A long awkward pause follows.
JJ: Umm... (exhales slowly and pulls a thinking face) ..... chef?
Mason: You know what? I'll just leave for a while. Good luck with the whole awkard pause thing.
Mason leaves, ending the scene. However another scene quickly starts with Mason standing in a suit.
Mason: Hi. In my last scene. I may have seem slightly prejudice against Judaism. However did you know that Jews have good education and are totally right in calling Mel Gibson racist. They are also equal to the rest to the world. Unlike those filthy Canadians and Denmarkians. Well, Good night everybody!
That song in Frasier plays as Mason waves bye to the fans. The scene then ends.
