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Post by Homeless Harriett on Sept 30, 2009 17:19:32 GMT -5
Michigan laws: (I live here so this where I decided to start)
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
You may not swear in front of women and children. (someone was actually prosecuted for this)
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. (this one is in Kalamazoo...)
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. (wonder who made that a law? lol)
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Sept 30, 2009 17:22:14 GMT -5
Now we'll start with ALABAMA
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
No person within the Mobile city may possess confetti.
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Sept 30, 2009 17:24:25 GMT -5
ALASKA
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. (Good law? No?)
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. (what else are they suppose to do for entertainment?)
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Sept 30, 2009 17:26:59 GMT -5
Arizona
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
No more than six girls may live in any house.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Sept 30, 2009 17:29:11 GMT -5
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
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Post by Machine on Sept 30, 2009 18:10:23 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
that's good stuff, right there.
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Post by lancetheflamesnipe on Sept 30, 2009 20:24:58 GMT -5
From Ohio:
If you are driving a car and see a horse and buggy approaching (as in in Amish Country) you must pull the car over and dismantle it until after the horse and buggy passes.
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Post by Legend. on Sept 30, 2009 22:06:06 GMT -5
From Marshall Co, KY (my home county):
A man may beat his wife on the steps of the courthouse on the last Sunday of every month, using a leather belt no wider than 1 inch.
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Post by The Russian Wolf on Oct 1, 2009 6:41:19 GMT -5
From Texas (mah state)
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.(note i have never seen a buffalo in texas)
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Post by The British Hero!!! on Oct 1, 2009 9:54:04 GMT -5
Great Britain:
A pregnant woman can legaly piss in a policemans hat.
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Post by Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell on Oct 1, 2009 10:17:21 GMT -5
Scotland:
It is illegal to be a drunk while in possession of a cow. If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your residence, you must let them enter. You may not fish on Sundays.
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Post by Rod Lightning on Oct 1, 2009 10:37:45 GMT -5
LMAO, hahahaaaa !! god wtf??
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Post by Machine on Oct 1, 2009 16:05:21 GMT -5
LOL!!!! these are just too much.
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Post by War Wolf on Oct 1, 2009 19:37:26 GMT -5
So MANY Laws to remember
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Post by Falco Fusion on Oct 8, 2009 10:34:15 GMT -5
MASSACHUSETTS LAWS
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. (Crap, I have a goatee!!)
It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (Uhhh... what?)
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. (We actually recognize this law!!)
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (2nd Amendment baby!!)
It is illegal to take a bath unless instructed to do so by a physician. It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. No one may take a bath without a prescription. (So if we don't have a physician and a doctor, we're screwed!!)
Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (I got both!!)
Bullets may not be used as currency. (Huh??)
Boston: Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society. (I live on a street right next to Main Street though)
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
In bars, it is illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand.
(Yeah, you thought your state was messed up huh??)
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