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Post by Rod Lightning on Oct 8, 2009 10:40:32 GMT -5
In bars, it is illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand. (Yeah, you thought your state was messed up huh??) LOL, wtf??
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Post by Bloodbath on Oct 8, 2009 14:32:59 GMT -5
texas is the only stae where it's legal to cast absontee ballets from space
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Post by The Russian Wolf on Oct 13, 2009 21:32:27 GMT -5
yo drew
Iowa
Liquor stores may not place advertisements for beer outside the store.
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Marshalltown:Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
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Post by Rod Lightning on Oct 14, 2009 6:30:49 GMT -5
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. Ahahahahaa !! ffing idiots !
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Post by The British Hero!!! on Oct 14, 2009 14:52:33 GMT -5
More Uk laws:
You can not die in parliament.
You can't eat mince pies on xmas day.
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (i like this one)
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Post by The British Hero!!! on Oct 14, 2009 15:01:13 GMT -5
got more...
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. details Explanation The London Hackney Carriage Laws covers hackneys in other towns too and have remained unaltered for over 100 years. Firms have been known to manufacture very small bales of hay to carry in a taxi during disputes during local councils (who license the hackneys everywhere except London). Also the vehicle has to be tethered at a taxi rank, and the council have to supply a water trough at said ranks (that could be fun on a Saturday night!). The one about urinating against the back wheel is a Hackney Carriage Law too, and has also been done, on mass, during taxi/council disputes (allegedly).
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
Anal sex is prohibited
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
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Post by Rod Lightning on Oct 14, 2009 15:09:08 GMT -5
In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (i like this one) Heard about this one before And WTF, you cannot die in parliament?? Eternal life any1?
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Oct 16, 2009 19:46:39 GMT -5
I'll start where I left off with
CALIFORNIA Some of the BEST laws are here....and some of the worst
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (LMAO!)
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
It is illegal to molest butterflies. ( I don't even want to know the story behind this law)
No person may carry a fish into a bar.
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear. (EWWWW)
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. (never moving to California...)
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Oct 16, 2009 19:49:12 GMT -5
COLORADO
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Throwing missiles at cars is illegal. (seems like a good law to me...)
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. (HUH?)
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Oct 16, 2009 19:50:48 GMT -5
Connecticut
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
Silly string is banned.
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
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Post by Homeless Harriett on Oct 16, 2009 19:52:40 GMT -5
DELAWARE
“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
One may not whisper in church.
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
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Post by drew on Oct 17, 2009 0:13:37 GMT -5
Let me do my own Iowa laws..
You must eat Corn or be a farmer to live in Iowa
You can not be able to aim a gun correctly
Weed is cool as long as no one catches you... or cares
If you go over to Illinois you must first be shot in the balls
Jesus Christ apparently we allow Gay Marrige.... damn you Chet Culver
Final Law: Get the hell out of here Jake Christiansan or how ever you spell that f*g's name..
Also.... bring some damn beer or get out
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Post by Rod Lightning on Oct 17, 2009 6:05:44 GMT -5
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear. (EWWWW) Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. (never moving to California...) ROFLMAO
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Post by lancetheflamesnipe on Oct 18, 2009 10:14:59 GMT -5
Glad we got that cleared up!
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Post by The British Hero!!! on Oct 18, 2009 18:59:11 GMT -5
It is illegal to molest butterflies. ( I don't even want to know the story behind this law) Yes. What a, err, stupid law... *pulls up fly*
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