Post by Falco Fusion on Oct 3, 2009 4:42:04 GMT -5
Falco Fusion is standing in the ring, and for once, alone.
Ok well I came out here alone cause I have a few things to say about this recent train wreck everyone calls Michigan Wrestling Association.
As you all know, there is some romance in the air between me and Charlotte Hunter.
The men start to whistle. In the background, you can hear a woman slap her husband.
Whoa now. We all know she's hot. There was no need for that up there in section 420.
Falco looks closer at the guy.
Man, your nose is bleeding pretty bad. I gotta ask if it's because you just got slapped or you got seats 300 miles away from where I am right now.
Anyway, back to Charlotte. I told her that for now this can't be happening as I have higher priorities.
As for a certain wolf goes.
The crowd starts chanting "Which wolf? Which Wolf?"
You guys got me there. Isn't like 67% of the roster have a nickname that's wolf related? You got Lance "The Wolf" Jade, SilentWolf, Werewolf, War Wolf, Wolf Masters, Marcus Wolf, Tifa Lockwolf, can't even tell you who or what Red XIII is, but looks like a Wolf. You got Vampire Knight-Wolf, Roland Caldwolf, and my personal favorite, The Manbeast, which you can only assume is part wolf!
The crowd laughs really hard, followed by a round of applause.
But it's about Lance Jade. You see, he said things that he can't back up. He said that Charlotte uses people, which in fact it was Brandon that brought her into the Extreme Regime in the first place. Brandon admitted to using her power as former 50% owner as much as we wanted to. Hey, never said he was always a nice person. That is why that until this whole thing clears up, I will not be talking with Charlotte unless absolutely necessary, until this whole thing clears up.
Now for my upcoming match against Furious Wolf... I mean Steele. So far I've killed my first opponent in this Super Death Tournament of Death, featuring Dethklok, I suppose. I don't know, I'm not the 50 cent an hour marketer for this company. If it means killing a few people to be noticed in this company, then so be it. Just bring him out now.
Falco waits for about 20 seconds.
Uhhh, I guess I'll be waiting a bit. Anyone got a chair that I can use?
The fans all stand up and pick their chairs up.
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT NOW! I only need one. You, give me your chair!
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This is where you put it my opponent's introduction, and boy am I glad I stopped that Mick Foley incident from happening right?? Oh and note that I used every person with the word Wolf in their name except Alexander Ritter. (By the way he looks more like a wolf in real life than his character's picture does. What a twist!!)
Also, this next part, win or loss, is meant to go right after the match.
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Backstage...
Charlotte Hunter: What's up with Henry?
Brandon Ripley: I wouldn't be concerned. He likes his alone time occasionally to think. He'll be fine soon.
Charlotte Hunter: I really hope so.
Brandon Ripley: Ok I'll see ya next week Charlie. I have to meet Henry to see what's up.
Charlotte Hunter: Where are you going?
Brandon Ripley: Oh you must know by now.
Brandon leaves for the arena rooftop to wait for Falco Fusion.
Ok well I came out here alone cause I have a few things to say about this recent train wreck everyone calls Michigan Wrestling Association.
As you all know, there is some romance in the air between me and Charlotte Hunter.
The men start to whistle. In the background, you can hear a woman slap her husband.
Whoa now. We all know she's hot. There was no need for that up there in section 420.
Falco looks closer at the guy.
Man, your nose is bleeding pretty bad. I gotta ask if it's because you just got slapped or you got seats 300 miles away from where I am right now.
Anyway, back to Charlotte. I told her that for now this can't be happening as I have higher priorities.
As for a certain wolf goes.
The crowd starts chanting "Which wolf? Which Wolf?"
You guys got me there. Isn't like 67% of the roster have a nickname that's wolf related? You got Lance "The Wolf" Jade, SilentWolf, Werewolf, War Wolf, Wolf Masters, Marcus Wolf, Tifa Lockwolf, can't even tell you who or what Red XIII is, but looks like a Wolf. You got Vampire Knight-Wolf, Roland Caldwolf, and my personal favorite, The Manbeast, which you can only assume is part wolf!
The crowd laughs really hard, followed by a round of applause.
But it's about Lance Jade. You see, he said things that he can't back up. He said that Charlotte uses people, which in fact it was Brandon that brought her into the Extreme Regime in the first place. Brandon admitted to using her power as former 50% owner as much as we wanted to. Hey, never said he was always a nice person. That is why that until this whole thing clears up, I will not be talking with Charlotte unless absolutely necessary, until this whole thing clears up.
Now for my upcoming match against Furious Wolf... I mean Steele. So far I've killed my first opponent in this Super Death Tournament of Death, featuring Dethklok, I suppose. I don't know, I'm not the 50 cent an hour marketer for this company. If it means killing a few people to be noticed in this company, then so be it. Just bring him out now.
Falco waits for about 20 seconds.
Uhhh, I guess I'll be waiting a bit. Anyone got a chair that I can use?
The fans all stand up and pick their chairs up.
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT NOW! I only need one. You, give me your chair!
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This is where you put it my opponent's introduction, and boy am I glad I stopped that Mick Foley incident from happening right?? Oh and note that I used every person with the word Wolf in their name except Alexander Ritter. (By the way he looks more like a wolf in real life than his character's picture does. What a twist!!)
Also, this next part, win or loss, is meant to go right after the match.
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Backstage...
Charlotte Hunter: What's up with Henry?
Brandon Ripley: I wouldn't be concerned. He likes his alone time occasionally to think. He'll be fine soon.
Charlotte Hunter: I really hope so.
Brandon Ripley: Ok I'll see ya next week Charlie. I have to meet Henry to see what's up.
Charlotte Hunter: Where are you going?
Brandon Ripley: Oh you must know by now.
Brandon leaves for the arena rooftop to wait for Falco Fusion.
(shown during week two)
