Post by steele on Oct 5, 2009 18:42:21 GMT -5
(Scene cuts back to the ring after a short commercial break. Falco Fushion is still sitting in the ring waiting for Furious Steele and a few security guards have made their way to ringside but none have brave enough to actually get in the ring. All of a sudden the lights dim and "People are Strange" by the doors begins to play over the PA system. The video on the teletron is of some of the pooriest sections of chicago, the people look malnurited and have the sad beaten look in their eyes. The bulidings are all worn down and have several broken or boarded up windows. Between these scenes are flashes of Furious Steele wrestling scene. In all of the scenes both Steele and the different individuals he is facing are a bloody mess. It is not Steele who steps out from behind the curtain though, it is Sebastian St. Claire (SSC) who cautiously makes his way to the ring. SSC is wearing black slacks and a red t-shirt that says "AA is for quiters" on the front of it. He stands about 6'5" and weighs in around 250 pounds of beach muscles. His head is shaved clean and the craziness in his blue eyes is very clear. SSC climbs up on the apron before speaking)
SSC: Hey Brother. I got no issue with you. I am just an intern who is out here to do his job.
(Fusion motions for SSC to come into the ring. SSC looks around nervously before stepping between the ropes. After keeps an eye on Fusion incase he tries to jump him and after a few seconds gets some confidence and then turns to the crowd with a big smile on his face)
SSC: Alright fans. Tonight is going to be a GREAT city of ......
(SSC whispers over to Fusion.)
SSC: What city are we in.
Fusion: Detriot
(SSC looks back to teh crowd like they aren't aware of the situation.)
SSC: In the GREAT city of Detriot!!!!
(Crowd has a small pop for their home city being called out. )
SSC: As most of you may know, I am doing my internship with Underground Promotions, which is run by Tommy Bones. The center piece of the Underground is none other then Furious Steele.
(Fans boo)
SSC: My thoughts exactly. The guy has a bad image and is in need of a serious image change. There are a few things that I can't change right now. He is going to wear his torn up jeans, black "I Hate You" t-shirt, long black duster and army boots. I can't change his greesy long straggly black hair or the bad attitude. What I can do is change the entrance. My first thought was to change his name. Furious Steele is kind of dark so I got a few ideas.
(SSC pulls some small cards out of pocket and starts looking through him. As he says one he flips the card behind him)
SSC: Lets see.. I like this one. Grumpy Gold.... Or Serious Silver.... Badnews Bronze........ maybe this one will do.... Irritated Iron.....
(SSC flips through a few more and then just throws the stack of cards into the crowd. )
SSC: Alright maybe that is a bad idea. So here is what I am going to do. What Furious Steele needs is a new entrance. People are strange by the doors is horrible. Dim lights are good for a night with the ladies but not a wrestling arena full of men and that video depresses me more then anything. WHAT WE NEEEEEED IS CHEEEEEERLEADERS!!!!!!
(The crowd errupts with a cheer because every wrestling fan loves a little t&a.)
SSC: I spent the last few days comprising a dozen cheer leaders to be part of Steele's entrance. Tonight the crowd will get exactly what they deserve!!!!!! Bring out the ladies!!!!!
(Some cheesy cheer leading music plays as SSC motions for the ladies to come out from backstage. The crowd errupts with a chant of "T.... and....... A"!!!!! This lasts for a good ten seconds until the curtain is pushed aside and twelve enormous women come lumbering out onto the ramp. It is easily two tons of double chins, kankles, more rolls then a bakery, and all kinds of jiggling in the wrong places. The Ladies have all the spunk of cheer leaders and none of the ability or looks. They hope around and get into position with six on each side of the ramp and wave their pom poms around with their tight blue shirt and blue skirt. SSC laughs so hard in the ring that he has to hold onto the rope not to fall over. The cheers quickly turn to boo's once they realize that they are the butt of SSC jokes. )
SSC: Yeah BOOO IT UP.. Living in Michigan, your use to booing and should be accustom to disappointment. Look at your Detriot Tigers. CHOKE ARTISTS!!! Your Detriot Lions finally had a chance to get an NFL record. Sure it was for most straight loses in NFL history but it was a record!!! And the lions even screwed that up!!! Your pro basketball team is being taken apart because it is old and broken down. They aren't the bad boys anymore more like the Bucket List Boys!!!!!
(Crowd throws a few beer cups into the ring as they continue to boo SSC)
SSC: You know, looking around this arena....... I can see why the car industry has crumbled to the ground.... I wouldn't trust most of you to change a light bulb let alone put together a car.....
(Crowd gets louder at the personal attack and are yelling four letter swear words at SSC but he seems unfazed. Infact he seems to like it)
SSC: It's not my fault that there are only two good things about Michigan... ONE, I don't live here!!! TWO, there is exit signs!!!
(SSC paces around the ring a few times until the crowd calms down a bit)
SSC: Now to fix this entrance music and teletron video. What we need is some music with some pep to it and a video to make the idiots in the crowd laugh because then you sheep will buy the merchandise. I give you the new FURIOUS STEELE!!!!
(Over the booing from the crowd you hear "Don't worry... BE HAPPY" By Bobby McFerrin begin to play over the PA system. Here is a little song I wrote:
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
On the big screen is a half dozen people playing volleyball on the beach. The men have beach trunks on and the ladies have two piece bikinis on. All of them are extremely good looking and having fun playing volley ball. In some extremely cheesy video work, Steele's head is imposed onto one of the bodies. He is in full scowl mode.
Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
The volley ball game continues and one of the players spikes the ball and hits Steele's imposed head and knock him over. The group surronds him to make sure he is ok. When Steele sits up he has his typical snarel on his face but then a huge smile is drawn onto his face and all the volley ball players start clapping and doing the cheesy laughter.
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....
(The camera shifts back to SSC who is cheering the new video and entrance music when the lights dim and "People are strange" begins to play over the PA and Furious Steele appears from behind the curtain. he is in his normal attire and looks as pissed as always. He walks past the large cheer leading crew without paying any attention to them. SSC has the look in his eyes like he sees a ghost and slowly starts backing up as Steele approaches the ring and begins to climb into the ring. )
SSC: And now for the match. I am outie!!!!!
(SSC jumps out of the ring and hops over the security railing and makes his way out of the arena through the crowd with Steele just staring at him as he leaves. )
SSC: Hey Brother. I got no issue with you. I am just an intern who is out here to do his job.
(Fusion motions for SSC to come into the ring. SSC looks around nervously before stepping between the ropes. After keeps an eye on Fusion incase he tries to jump him and after a few seconds gets some confidence and then turns to the crowd with a big smile on his face)
SSC: Alright fans. Tonight is going to be a GREAT city of ......
(SSC whispers over to Fusion.)
SSC: What city are we in.
Fusion: Detriot
(SSC looks back to teh crowd like they aren't aware of the situation.)
SSC: In the GREAT city of Detriot!!!!
(Crowd has a small pop for their home city being called out. )
SSC: As most of you may know, I am doing my internship with Underground Promotions, which is run by Tommy Bones. The center piece of the Underground is none other then Furious Steele.
(Fans boo)
SSC: My thoughts exactly. The guy has a bad image and is in need of a serious image change. There are a few things that I can't change right now. He is going to wear his torn up jeans, black "I Hate You" t-shirt, long black duster and army boots. I can't change his greesy long straggly black hair or the bad attitude. What I can do is change the entrance. My first thought was to change his name. Furious Steele is kind of dark so I got a few ideas.
(SSC pulls some small cards out of pocket and starts looking through him. As he says one he flips the card behind him)
SSC: Lets see.. I like this one. Grumpy Gold.... Or Serious Silver.... Badnews Bronze........ maybe this one will do.... Irritated Iron.....
(SSC flips through a few more and then just throws the stack of cards into the crowd. )
SSC: Alright maybe that is a bad idea. So here is what I am going to do. What Furious Steele needs is a new entrance. People are strange by the doors is horrible. Dim lights are good for a night with the ladies but not a wrestling arena full of men and that video depresses me more then anything. WHAT WE NEEEEEED IS CHEEEEEERLEADERS!!!!!!
(The crowd errupts with a cheer because every wrestling fan loves a little t&a.)
SSC: I spent the last few days comprising a dozen cheer leaders to be part of Steele's entrance. Tonight the crowd will get exactly what they deserve!!!!!! Bring out the ladies!!!!!
(Some cheesy cheer leading music plays as SSC motions for the ladies to come out from backstage. The crowd errupts with a chant of "T.... and....... A"!!!!! This lasts for a good ten seconds until the curtain is pushed aside and twelve enormous women come lumbering out onto the ramp. It is easily two tons of double chins, kankles, more rolls then a bakery, and all kinds of jiggling in the wrong places. The Ladies have all the spunk of cheer leaders and none of the ability or looks. They hope around and get into position with six on each side of the ramp and wave their pom poms around with their tight blue shirt and blue skirt. SSC laughs so hard in the ring that he has to hold onto the rope not to fall over. The cheers quickly turn to boo's once they realize that they are the butt of SSC jokes. )
SSC: Yeah BOOO IT UP.. Living in Michigan, your use to booing and should be accustom to disappointment. Look at your Detriot Tigers. CHOKE ARTISTS!!! Your Detriot Lions finally had a chance to get an NFL record. Sure it was for most straight loses in NFL history but it was a record!!! And the lions even screwed that up!!! Your pro basketball team is being taken apart because it is old and broken down. They aren't the bad boys anymore more like the Bucket List Boys!!!!!
(Crowd throws a few beer cups into the ring as they continue to boo SSC)
SSC: You know, looking around this arena....... I can see why the car industry has crumbled to the ground.... I wouldn't trust most of you to change a light bulb let alone put together a car.....
(Crowd gets louder at the personal attack and are yelling four letter swear words at SSC but he seems unfazed. Infact he seems to like it)
SSC: It's not my fault that there are only two good things about Michigan... ONE, I don't live here!!! TWO, there is exit signs!!!
(SSC paces around the ring a few times until the crowd calms down a bit)
SSC: Now to fix this entrance music and teletron video. What we need is some music with some pep to it and a video to make the idiots in the crowd laugh because then you sheep will buy the merchandise. I give you the new FURIOUS STEELE!!!!
(Over the booing from the crowd you hear "Don't worry... BE HAPPY" By Bobby McFerrin begin to play over the PA system. Here is a little song I wrote:
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
On the big screen is a half dozen people playing volleyball on the beach. The men have beach trunks on and the ladies have two piece bikinis on. All of them are extremely good looking and having fun playing volley ball. In some extremely cheesy video work, Steele's head is imposed onto one of the bodies. He is in full scowl mode.
Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
The volley ball game continues and one of the players spikes the ball and hits Steele's imposed head and knock him over. The group surronds him to make sure he is ok. When Steele sits up he has his typical snarel on his face but then a huge smile is drawn onto his face and all the volley ball players start clapping and doing the cheesy laughter.
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....
(The camera shifts back to SSC who is cheering the new video and entrance music when the lights dim and "People are strange" begins to play over the PA and Furious Steele appears from behind the curtain. he is in his normal attire and looks as pissed as always. He walks past the large cheer leading crew without paying any attention to them. SSC has the look in his eyes like he sees a ghost and slowly starts backing up as Steele approaches the ring and begins to climb into the ring. )
SSC: And now for the match. I am outie!!!!!
(SSC jumps out of the ring and hops over the security railing and makes his way out of the arena through the crowd with Steele just staring at him as he leaves. )
(shown during week two)