Chuck Norris Jokes, let's bring em back yall!

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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.

Chuck Norris' Round House Kick is literally roughly ten billion times stronger that the big bang.

I guess you know why dinosaurs are extinct. What? You don't? Then don't look behind or you'll receive a kick ten billion times stronger than the big bang.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

Chuck Norris can easily ALT+CTR+Delete in real life.

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Chuck Norris doesn't brew his coffee. He grinds the beans in his teeth then drinks water boiled by his own rage.

It is a mathmatical fact that Chuck Norris can in fact Divide by zero.

Science recently proved that there was no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.

When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't lifting his body off the Earth he's punshing the Earth away from him.

There are actually THREE things in life that are certain: Death, taxes and Chuck Norris.

[Scott Smith]

i was gonna say chuck can divid by zero.. the push up one is funny though!