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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 1:49:15 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't have a chin behind his beard....he just has another fist! ! !
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 1:51:08 GMT -5
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 1:52:08 GMT -5
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 1:53:07 GMT -5
The cheif export of Chuck Norris is PAIN!
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 1:53:53 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 1:54:44 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Post by audrey on Mar 12, 2009 12:55:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Post by audrey on Mar 12, 2009 12:55:29 GMT -5
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 13:04:25 GMT -5
Did you know that the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles was loosely based on a true story? Yeah, one time Chuck Norris ate a turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and new Karate!
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Post by Rod Lightning on Mar 12, 2009 14:26:52 GMT -5
Only Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper 8 times (i dunno if this one already exist, it came up to me at school lol )
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 15:05:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Post by Bloodbath on Mar 12, 2009 19:28:25 GMT -5
i gotta say,audrey's "norris destroyed the periodic table" was pretty good
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Post by Bloodbath on Mar 12, 2009 19:34:14 GMT -5
The cheif export of Chuck Norris is PAIN! that was stolen from PANIC BUTTON!i know.that's where i'm getting mine.as we speak.along with that first one
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Post by Bloodbath on Mar 12, 2009 19:55:03 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”
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Post by marcuskaine on Mar 12, 2009 22:02:43 GMT -5
Actually the first one was from family guy, that's where i heard it anyway...
Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in an hour, he spent the first 59 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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