Post by The British Hero!!! on Oct 28, 2009 13:45:53 GMT -5
Welcome back to the show which made MWA hate the BNP. My movie reviews.
*applause*
God i'm sad.
Anyway. On my 1st show i introduced my films to look forward to segment. Now heres my latest one...
MASON'S FILM TO LOOK FORWATD TO...
DA A-TEAM!
Its back. Its back. Its F'ing back. Thats right. I have found out that in 2010. The A-Team will return. Quentin Jackson playing T, Liam "Qui Gon Jinn" Neeson playing Hannibal, Bradley Cooper playing Face and Sharlto Copley playing Murdoch. (As you can see i'm a Neeson fan. I like his voice. It is so sooting. It puts me to sleep)
Now to the normal show.
1st Film- Michael Jackson: This is it.
WTF is this? Why are they making a MJ film? Sure i was'nt there for his 80's days. But the man was a paedo. Are they soon making a Gary Glitter film? Or a KJ film? No! So don't see this. I mean. MJ won't even be playing himself.
Mason's Magic Rating: 2/5
Could do worse. They could make another Lindsay Lohan film.
Next film.
The men who stare at goats.
This is one of those films that sound crazy but looks great. Honestly, who would'nt laugh a goat being killed by someone staring at it? (apart from a goat) I mean. It has George "ladies man" Clooney and Ewan "Obi Wan" Mc Gregor in it. Also if you watch it. You too can be psycick. (Yeah. I'm lying, so what? Wanna fight about it?)
Mason's Magic Rating: 4/5
Straight to the next film:
The Box:
This film is about a suburban couple who gain possesion of a box. They soon find out that by pressing the button on the box they will gain $1 million. (Money for nothing. Chicks for free. DAMN! Now i have that song in my head) However, by pressing the button someone else in the world will die. This sounds like a good movie. But, i would press the button. (soz to KJ as it would probably be him who dies) The only problem with that would be i live in Englan so changing a million dollars to pounds would be slightly suspicious.
Mason's Magic Rating: 3/5.
Well. Thats it again. Another week goes by and i waste my life in a country where the lazy are rewarded and the workers are spat at. My message of the week. Get the ballad of Gay Tony. There are parachutes!
God Bye Everyone! (If you're Rod or Lex you would understand this)
*applause*
God i'm sad.
Anyway. On my 1st show i introduced my films to look forward to segment. Now heres my latest one...
MASON'S FILM TO LOOK FORWATD TO...
DA A-TEAM!
Its back. Its back. Its F'ing back. Thats right. I have found out that in 2010. The A-Team will return. Quentin Jackson playing T, Liam "Qui Gon Jinn" Neeson playing Hannibal, Bradley Cooper playing Face and Sharlto Copley playing Murdoch. (As you can see i'm a Neeson fan. I like his voice. It is so sooting. It puts me to sleep)
Now to the normal show.
1st Film- Michael Jackson: This is it.
WTF is this? Why are they making a MJ film? Sure i was'nt there for his 80's days. But the man was a paedo. Are they soon making a Gary Glitter film? Or a KJ film? No! So don't see this. I mean. MJ won't even be playing himself.
Mason's Magic Rating: 2/5
Could do worse. They could make another Lindsay Lohan film.
Next film.
The men who stare at goats.
This is one of those films that sound crazy but looks great. Honestly, who would'nt laugh a goat being killed by someone staring at it? (apart from a goat) I mean. It has George "ladies man" Clooney and Ewan "Obi Wan" Mc Gregor in it. Also if you watch it. You too can be psycick. (Yeah. I'm lying, so what? Wanna fight about it?)
Mason's Magic Rating: 4/5
Straight to the next film:
The Box:
This film is about a suburban couple who gain possesion of a box. They soon find out that by pressing the button on the box they will gain $1 million. (Money for nothing. Chicks for free. DAMN! Now i have that song in my head) However, by pressing the button someone else in the world will die. This sounds like a good movie. But, i would press the button. (soz to KJ as it would probably be him who dies) The only problem with that would be i live in Englan so changing a million dollars to pounds would be slightly suspicious.
Mason's Magic Rating: 3/5.
Well. Thats it again. Another week goes by and i waste my life in a country where the lazy are rewarded and the workers are spat at. My message of the week. Get the ballad of Gay Tony. There are parachutes!
God Bye Everyone! (If you're Rod or Lex you would understand this)
