Post by War Wolf on Nov 3, 2009 11:14:04 GMT -5
OOC: For the first Thursday Show
"Stupify" by Disturbed begins to blast from the speakers. The audience goes wild. Hardcore Cause's War Wolf, Machine, and Xander Styles begin to make their way to the ring. War Wolf looks angry, and the other two are laughing.
Rogers: Ohh, great. Look whose here to ruin my night.
Cole: That's funny. War Wolf supposedly knows it makes you mad, so he tries to intentionally come out here each night. Like that's likely.
Rogers: I swear it is, ask him.
All of HC grabs mics.
Wolf: As you all know, I had to take..........anger management classes at the order of J.J Hunter.
Xander: That's not all.
Wolf puts his head down.
Machine: That's not all. J.J Hunter has ordered them to be shown here tonight for the pleasure of all of us.
Xander: Without any further-adu...
Xander and Machine: Role the footage.
The camera shows a close up on the titon-tron as it says "week 1". War Wolf is seen walking into an office.
Man: Please take a seat. I'm Dr. Sanguine.
Dr. Sanguine extends his hand. War Wolf sits down.
Dr.: and you might be?
Wolf: Call me wolf.
Dr.: Well wolf, what brings you in today?
Wolf: What do you think?
Dr.: What is the cause of your anger?
Wolf: right now, you!
Dr.: Why is that?
Wolf: Maybe because you keep asking stupid questions. Can't you just graduate me?
Dr.: No, I cannot do that.
Wolf: What about if I gave you a reason to nopt want me here.
War Wolf gets up and pushes the camera away as punches are heard and Dr. Sanguine is heard yelling for help and security. The 'tron then says "Week 2". War Wolf is seen sitting down on the couch eating a bag of vanilla/chocolate Pake bites. Dr. Sanguine is seen with a cane, and broken arm in a cast, and a leg in a cast. He then smacks the bag out of War Wolf's hand with the cane. War Wolf stares at the bag with a surprised look on his face.
Dr.: No eating in my class!!!!
War Wolf gets up and pushes the camera away again as the doctor is heard screaming in fear. The camera zooms out and shows War Wolf get out of the ring and begin to walk away in embarrassment.
Rogers: There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cole: Maybe the embarrassment is coming.
The camera zooms back into the titon-tron which now says "Week 3". Dr. Sanguine now has an added neck brace and a crutch. War Wolf is seen locked in a cage.
Dr.: Now we are gonna talk. You have some issues. Why do you resort to violence all the time.
Wolf: Because it's fun.
Dr.: No it's NOT!
Wolf: I guess I'm mad because...well I miss my brother. I have not seen him in years. I miss him.
Dr. Sanguine opens the cage to a crying War Wolf. Wolf gets out and hugs the doctor.
Dr.: What I want you o do is, every time you think of anger, I want you to take a deep breath and think of something that makes you happy.
Wolf: Like Pake?
Dr.: Like pake. It will be okay. Now, maybe I can help you find your brother.
Wolf begins to laugh.
Wolf: I don't have a brother, I just wanted to get out of the cage. But I will remember the breathing exercise, so see ya.
Wolf snatches the crutch and the doctor falls over. Wolf leaves as the 'tron says "week 4, the final week". The doctor begins to show Wolf some Pake. He then throws it out the window. War Wolf goes to hit him, breaths, and then stops.
Dr.: You passed. You could have hit me but you didn't. You have overcome your anger.
Wolf: I did. Thanks. You have helped me. I feel better.
Wolf pats the doctor on the back, the doctor stumbles, and then falls out the window. War Wolf runs to the window and starts to yell.
Wolf: Sorry, I didn't mean to that time. But hey, at least we are only on the third floor, and...and your already wrapped up.
Bystander: Hey, he just pushed that guy out the window.
Wolf: No, No, It wasn't me. I swear!!
War Wolf turns around and runs. The camera re-zooms out and shows Machine and Xander in the ring laughing.
Xander: Well, there you have it.
Machine: Despite hurting the Doctor, War Wolf has passed anger management. Let's just hope he continues to remember to breathe and think of pake.
Machine and Xander begins laughing again along with the whole audience as "Stupify" replays and HC leaves.
"Stupify" by Disturbed begins to blast from the speakers. The audience goes wild. Hardcore Cause's War Wolf, Machine, and Xander Styles begin to make their way to the ring. War Wolf looks angry, and the other two are laughing.
Rogers: Ohh, great. Look whose here to ruin my night.
Cole: That's funny. War Wolf supposedly knows it makes you mad, so he tries to intentionally come out here each night. Like that's likely.
Rogers: I swear it is, ask him.
All of HC grabs mics.
Wolf: As you all know, I had to take..........anger management classes at the order of J.J Hunter.
Xander: That's not all.
Wolf puts his head down.
Machine: That's not all. J.J Hunter has ordered them to be shown here tonight for the pleasure of all of us.
Xander: Without any further-adu...
Xander and Machine: Role the footage.
The camera shows a close up on the titon-tron as it says "week 1". War Wolf is seen walking into an office.
Man: Please take a seat. I'm Dr. Sanguine.
Dr. Sanguine extends his hand. War Wolf sits down.
Dr.: and you might be?
Wolf: Call me wolf.
Dr.: Well wolf, what brings you in today?
Wolf: What do you think?
Dr.: What is the cause of your anger?
Wolf: right now, you!
Dr.: Why is that?
Wolf: Maybe because you keep asking stupid questions. Can't you just graduate me?
Dr.: No, I cannot do that.
Wolf: What about if I gave you a reason to nopt want me here.
War Wolf gets up and pushes the camera away as punches are heard and Dr. Sanguine is heard yelling for help and security. The 'tron then says "Week 2". War Wolf is seen sitting down on the couch eating a bag of vanilla/chocolate Pake bites. Dr. Sanguine is seen with a cane, and broken arm in a cast, and a leg in a cast. He then smacks the bag out of War Wolf's hand with the cane. War Wolf stares at the bag with a surprised look on his face.
Dr.: No eating in my class!!!!
War Wolf gets up and pushes the camera away again as the doctor is heard screaming in fear. The camera zooms out and shows War Wolf get out of the ring and begin to walk away in embarrassment.
Rogers: There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cole: Maybe the embarrassment is coming.
The camera zooms back into the titon-tron which now says "Week 3". Dr. Sanguine now has an added neck brace and a crutch. War Wolf is seen locked in a cage.
Dr.: Now we are gonna talk. You have some issues. Why do you resort to violence all the time.
Wolf: Because it's fun.
Dr.: No it's NOT!
Wolf: I guess I'm mad because...well I miss my brother. I have not seen him in years. I miss him.
Dr. Sanguine opens the cage to a crying War Wolf. Wolf gets out and hugs the doctor.
Dr.: What I want you o do is, every time you think of anger, I want you to take a deep breath and think of something that makes you happy.
Wolf: Like Pake?
Dr.: Like pake. It will be okay. Now, maybe I can help you find your brother.
Wolf begins to laugh.
Wolf: I don't have a brother, I just wanted to get out of the cage. But I will remember the breathing exercise, so see ya.
Wolf snatches the crutch and the doctor falls over. Wolf leaves as the 'tron says "week 4, the final week". The doctor begins to show Wolf some Pake. He then throws it out the window. War Wolf goes to hit him, breaths, and then stops.
Dr.: You passed. You could have hit me but you didn't. You have overcome your anger.
Wolf: I did. Thanks. You have helped me. I feel better.
Wolf pats the doctor on the back, the doctor stumbles, and then falls out the window. War Wolf runs to the window and starts to yell.
Wolf: Sorry, I didn't mean to that time. But hey, at least we are only on the third floor, and...and your already wrapped up.
Bystander: Hey, he just pushed that guy out the window.
Wolf: No, No, It wasn't me. I swear!!
War Wolf turns around and runs. The camera re-zooms out and shows Machine and Xander in the ring laughing.
Xander: Well, there you have it.
Machine: Despite hurting the Doctor, War Wolf has passed anger management. Let's just hope he continues to remember to breathe and think of pake.
Machine and Xander begins laughing again along with the whole audience as "Stupify" replays and HC leaves.
