Post by drew on Nov 3, 2009 20:37:02 GMT -5
Drew's theme hits as he hops out all happy and stops and grabs a chair from the ring and gets in the ring with a huge smile on his face... and Drew pulls out a mic from the pocket of his pants...
Drew: Oh God I cant believe it! Im here infront of the worst fans to ever exist in the history of the world!
Fans boo Drew as he smiles and sets up the chair and sits on it and suddenly losses his smile
Drew: Well I have a few things to talk about because its about time we got out of that state of Michigan... I mean it was so bad up there I actualy almost walked out... and even if you fans are terrible and the worst in history... you're still worse then Michigan fans some how... which I dont know how that happens but well... it happened.
Fans give out a mixed reaction and some chants for Drew are heard
Drew: Oh whats that I see? My fans from Iowa? Oh yes they are here! Come on down guys Iowa is going to take over this place tonight because Iowa is the single greatest State in the USA and im proof of that!
As Drew waits in the ring and his buddies hop over the railing and get in the ring and stand next to him
Drew: Oh yeah this is what is going down! Becuase Iowa is beast and if someone has got something to say about that then why dont you come down and talk Me and my Friends out of thinking that Iowa is so great... and trust me you cant because Iowa is simply the best and if you aren't some random foreigner and you live in some other state... then im going to give you a simple answer when you come down here.... its going to be.... I Dont Give a Damn!
Drew and his buddies in the ring are laughing and Drew looks at the entrance...
Drew: Oh come on.. no one wants to come out? Well then someone must be in the back looking at this ring right now and realizing the fact that Drew Korth and Iowa are the greatest things in the history of the world.. yes I went there NOW SOMEONE COME OUT!
Drew: Oh God I cant believe it! Im here infront of the worst fans to ever exist in the history of the world!
Fans boo Drew as he smiles and sets up the chair and sits on it and suddenly losses his smile
Drew: Well I have a few things to talk about because its about time we got out of that state of Michigan... I mean it was so bad up there I actualy almost walked out... and even if you fans are terrible and the worst in history... you're still worse then Michigan fans some how... which I dont know how that happens but well... it happened.
Fans give out a mixed reaction and some chants for Drew are heard
Drew: Oh whats that I see? My fans from Iowa? Oh yes they are here! Come on down guys Iowa is going to take over this place tonight because Iowa is the single greatest State in the USA and im proof of that!
As Drew waits in the ring and his buddies hop over the railing and get in the ring and stand next to him
Drew: Oh yeah this is what is going down! Becuase Iowa is beast and if someone has got something to say about that then why dont you come down and talk Me and my Friends out of thinking that Iowa is so great... and trust me you cant because Iowa is simply the best and if you aren't some random foreigner and you live in some other state... then im going to give you a simple answer when you come down here.... its going to be.... I Dont Give a Damn!
Drew and his buddies in the ring are laughing and Drew looks at the entrance...
Drew: Oh come on.. no one wants to come out? Well then someone must be in the back looking at this ring right now and realizing the fact that Drew Korth and Iowa are the greatest things in the history of the world.. yes I went there NOW SOMEONE COME OUT!