Post by machosteele on Nov 5, 2009 11:55:54 GMT -5
I.T. McGullicutty is in the locker room on his laptop, preparing for tonight’s match. Macho Steele bursts in through the door and approaches I.T.
Macho Steele: “You’re kidding me right?”
I.T. ignores Macho and continues to work on his laptop, Macho walks over to I.T. and grabs him.
Macho Steele: “I said you’re kidding me, right?! Tonight is the debut of the greatest actor and soon to be greatest wrestler in history and they stick me in a match with a piece of Lard like you? I’ve been with chicks that could put up more of a fight than you.”
I.T. breaks free from Macho Steele’s grasp
I.T.: “What you think this is just like one of your Hollywood movies? You think that just because you are a big tough guy you are going to beat me? You had better watch yourself Steele, I am highly trained in all form of submissions and if you are not careful I will slap the Kobayashi Maru on you and choke you out!”
Macho Steele looks at I.T and begins to laugh and then swings a fist to hit him. I.T ducks out of the way and Macho punches the locker, I.T quickly gets behind him and puts the Kobayashi Maru hold on Macho without applying pressure.
I.T.: “I told you Steele, I told you. I could easily choke you out right here right now, but I am going to leave that until later tonight in the ring. I will see you out there.”
I.T. lets Macho go and leaves the locker room leaving an angry Macho Steele behind.
Later on that evening;
Sara Sanderson is standing outside a locker room, there is a big gold star on the door with the words Macho Steele written across the middle of it. Sara Knocks and enters, she is a bit shocked by what he sees, Macho Steele is sitting with his back to Sara as she makes her way over to speak with him.
Sara: “Wow this place is like a palace”
Macho: “Who the hell said you could come in here?”
Sara: “I….. I Knocked and then thought it would be ok to enter.”
Macho: “Well you thought wrong, what the hell do you want? Let me guess, you want to know what I think about what happened earlier tonight with that geek McGuillicutty, correct?”
Sara: “That was one of them yes.”
Macho: “Well let me tell you something, what happened earlier on was a fluke, a complete fluke. I………….. I slipped.
Sara: “You slipped?”
Macho: “Yeah, I slipped. The floor was all wet, god knows what he was doing on that laptop before I entered the room but the floor was all wet and I lost my footing allowing that little nerd the chance to make me look bad. No-one makes Macho Steele look bad NO-ONE!.”
Sara: “Well I would also like to welcome you to Michigan Wrestling Association we are all excited to have you here. I have been a big fan of yours for years you were an inspiration to me and a lot of other actors and actresses when I was first starting out.”
Macho: “You acted?”
Sara: “Yeah, I’ve done a few movies. Independent and low budget ones mind you, nothing of the standard that you have been in. I am still doing some acting on the side, maybe you could give me a few tips and help me out?
Macho Steele looks as if he is thinking over what Sara has just said.
Macho: “That’s right, I have heard about you, yeah. I heard that you were so bad at acting that not even sleeping with every agent and producer in Hollywood would make you into a star, although I have been told you had a go anyway haha . Now look at you, you are just an interviewer trying to ride on the coattails of fame with stars like me, it is PATHETIC! Give me that microphone, I will finish this. You can get the hell out of my dressing room, Go on, GO!
Sara looks upset as she walks out of the camera shot.
Macho: “This brings me back to you McGullicutty, what happened earlier on was a fluke, a once in a lifetime thing. No-one and I mean NO-ONE!! Makes a fool out of Macho Steele, this isn’t going to be like dungeons and dragons that you play on your little laptop I am going to hurt you. Tonight, not only are you going to have to deal with the consequences but you will also be the example of what happens when you mess with the greatest actor in history……
Macho Steele………
CUT!"
The camera fades out.
Macho Steele: “You’re kidding me right?”
I.T. ignores Macho and continues to work on his laptop, Macho walks over to I.T. and grabs him.
Macho Steele: “I said you’re kidding me, right?! Tonight is the debut of the greatest actor and soon to be greatest wrestler in history and they stick me in a match with a piece of Lard like you? I’ve been with chicks that could put up more of a fight than you.”
I.T. breaks free from Macho Steele’s grasp
I.T.: “What you think this is just like one of your Hollywood movies? You think that just because you are a big tough guy you are going to beat me? You had better watch yourself Steele, I am highly trained in all form of submissions and if you are not careful I will slap the Kobayashi Maru on you and choke you out!”
Macho Steele looks at I.T and begins to laugh and then swings a fist to hit him. I.T ducks out of the way and Macho punches the locker, I.T quickly gets behind him and puts the Kobayashi Maru hold on Macho without applying pressure.
I.T.: “I told you Steele, I told you. I could easily choke you out right here right now, but I am going to leave that until later tonight in the ring. I will see you out there.”
I.T. lets Macho go and leaves the locker room leaving an angry Macho Steele behind.
Later on that evening;
Sara Sanderson is standing outside a locker room, there is a big gold star on the door with the words Macho Steele written across the middle of it. Sara Knocks and enters, she is a bit shocked by what he sees, Macho Steele is sitting with his back to Sara as she makes her way over to speak with him.
Sara: “Wow this place is like a palace”
Macho: “Who the hell said you could come in here?”
Sara: “I….. I Knocked and then thought it would be ok to enter.”
Macho: “Well you thought wrong, what the hell do you want? Let me guess, you want to know what I think about what happened earlier tonight with that geek McGuillicutty, correct?”
Sara: “That was one of them yes.”
Macho: “Well let me tell you something, what happened earlier on was a fluke, a complete fluke. I………….. I slipped.
Sara: “You slipped?”
Macho: “Yeah, I slipped. The floor was all wet, god knows what he was doing on that laptop before I entered the room but the floor was all wet and I lost my footing allowing that little nerd the chance to make me look bad. No-one makes Macho Steele look bad NO-ONE!.”
Sara: “Well I would also like to welcome you to Michigan Wrestling Association we are all excited to have you here. I have been a big fan of yours for years you were an inspiration to me and a lot of other actors and actresses when I was first starting out.”
Macho: “You acted?”
Sara: “Yeah, I’ve done a few movies. Independent and low budget ones mind you, nothing of the standard that you have been in. I am still doing some acting on the side, maybe you could give me a few tips and help me out?
Macho Steele looks as if he is thinking over what Sara has just said.
Macho: “That’s right, I have heard about you, yeah. I heard that you were so bad at acting that not even sleeping with every agent and producer in Hollywood would make you into a star, although I have been told you had a go anyway haha . Now look at you, you are just an interviewer trying to ride on the coattails of fame with stars like me, it is PATHETIC! Give me that microphone, I will finish this. You can get the hell out of my dressing room, Go on, GO!
Sara looks upset as she walks out of the camera shot.
Macho: “This brings me back to you McGullicutty, what happened earlier on was a fluke, a once in a lifetime thing. No-one and I mean NO-ONE!! Makes a fool out of Macho Steele, this isn’t going to be like dungeons and dragons that you play on your little laptop I am going to hurt you. Tonight, not only are you going to have to deal with the consequences but you will also be the example of what happens when you mess with the greatest actor in history……
Macho Steele………
CUT!"
The camera fades out.
