Post by The British Hero!!! on Nov 8, 2009 16:10:22 GMT -5
The screen goes to an MWA webcast showing Justin Cole holding a microphone.
Cole: Welcome MWA viewers to the first episode of the MWA factor! Where people around the world try to earn an MWA contract. Now, lets meet the judges. First of all MWA trainer Steve Ballentino.
The screen goes to a quick personal interview with Steve.
Steve: I believe. Someone out there is what MWA needs. Somebody who can make us a house hold name.
The screen goes back to Cole.
Cole: The second judge. Charlotte Hunter!
The screen goes to a quick interview with Charlotte.
Charlotte: I want the best for my brother's company and i will not disapoint.
Cole: And lastly, The reigning MWA tag champ. "The British Hero" Mason!
The screen goes to a quick interview with Mason. Who is wearing his trousers awkwardly high.
Mason: I'm a no nonsense fellow. They don't perform well. They're out!
The screen goes back to Cole.
Cole: Well. Those are our judges. Lets see our fist act.
Pablo Jesus- 28, Puerto Rico.
Pablo walks into the auditioning room.
Steve: Hello. And you are..
Pablo: My name is Pablo Jesus. And i wanted to be a wrestler all my life.
Steve: Ok. Start.
Pablo does multiple punches, kicks and backflips. Charlotte and Steve look impressed. Mason looks unamused. Pablo then stops.
Steve: Well i'll start. You were pretty good. Not great but good.
Charlotte: Yeah i agree. You were'nt brilliant but with training you could be.
Mason: Well that was just.. disgusting. Honestly. You were like a teenage mutant ninja turtle. It was absolutely sickening.
Steve: Come on Mason. He was'nt that bad.
Mason: Yes. He was. I would'nt even want him to perform at my funeral. This guy is complete monkey faeces.
Pablo: What you say to me? When i was young, i was so poor i had to drink my mother's tears.
Mason: Like a tear cow?
Pablo: *beep* you man.
Mason: You want a piece of me? Bring it, i'll break your kneecaps.
the screen goes back to Cole
Cole: So did Pablo manage to get to the next round? Lets take a look.
the screen goes back to the judges with Pablo. Mason is seen with a black eye.
Steve: So. Lets vote. Mason?
Mason: .........No!
Charlotte: Well i don't think you're being fair. I'm saying yes.
Pablo: Thankyou. Charlotte.
Steve: Well i'm saying....... YES!
Pablo goes to the floor and cries.
Mason: You call this a talent show? f**k you all.
Mason leaves in anger. Various secruity guards try to stop him.
Mason: Get out of my way. Put on a damn montage damnit!
The screen goes to a montage with Cole voicing over.
Cole: Will Mason decide to return to the show? Find out on the full show on MWA.com
The screen goes back to MWA wrestling.
Cole: Welcome MWA viewers to the first episode of the MWA factor! Where people around the world try to earn an MWA contract. Now, lets meet the judges. First of all MWA trainer Steve Ballentino.
The screen goes to a quick personal interview with Steve.
Steve: I believe. Someone out there is what MWA needs. Somebody who can make us a house hold name.
The screen goes back to Cole.
Cole: The second judge. Charlotte Hunter!
The screen goes to a quick interview with Charlotte.
Charlotte: I want the best for my brother's company and i will not disapoint.
Cole: And lastly, The reigning MWA tag champ. "The British Hero" Mason!
The screen goes to a quick interview with Mason. Who is wearing his trousers awkwardly high.
Mason: I'm a no nonsense fellow. They don't perform well. They're out!
The screen goes back to Cole.
Cole: Well. Those are our judges. Lets see our fist act.
Pablo Jesus- 28, Puerto Rico.
Pablo walks into the auditioning room.
Steve: Hello. And you are..
Pablo: My name is Pablo Jesus. And i wanted to be a wrestler all my life.
Steve: Ok. Start.
Pablo does multiple punches, kicks and backflips. Charlotte and Steve look impressed. Mason looks unamused. Pablo then stops.
Steve: Well i'll start. You were pretty good. Not great but good.
Charlotte: Yeah i agree. You were'nt brilliant but with training you could be.
Mason: Well that was just.. disgusting. Honestly. You were like a teenage mutant ninja turtle. It was absolutely sickening.
Steve: Come on Mason. He was'nt that bad.
Mason: Yes. He was. I would'nt even want him to perform at my funeral. This guy is complete monkey faeces.
Pablo: What you say to me? When i was young, i was so poor i had to drink my mother's tears.
Mason: Like a tear cow?
Pablo: *beep* you man.
Mason: You want a piece of me? Bring it, i'll break your kneecaps.
the screen goes back to Cole
Cole: So did Pablo manage to get to the next round? Lets take a look.
the screen goes back to the judges with Pablo. Mason is seen with a black eye.
Steve: So. Lets vote. Mason?
Mason: .........No!
Charlotte: Well i don't think you're being fair. I'm saying yes.
Pablo: Thankyou. Charlotte.
Steve: Well i'm saying....... YES!
Pablo goes to the floor and cries.
Mason: You call this a talent show? f**k you all.
Mason leaves in anger. Various secruity guards try to stop him.
Mason: Get out of my way. Put on a damn montage damnit!
The screen goes to a montage with Cole voicing over.
Cole: Will Mason decide to return to the show? Find out on the full show on MWA.com
The screen goes back to MWA wrestling.
