Post by Homeless Harriett on Nov 11, 2009 19:57:54 GMT -5
Homeless Harriet is seen sitting in a booth at a fast food restaurant, she is leaning on one arm her cheek in her hand and is she moves her French fries through ketchup.
Harriett: I don’t know Rocky, but I think we may need to find you a new owner, this Kevin guy is going to kill me! I am not feeling very optimistic Rocky.
Rocky is sitting atop the table in front of him sit 6 little burgers, known as Burger Shots. There is a small bite taken out of one of the burgers.
Harriett: Ok, Ok! I will try and be optimistic about it. I am definitely improving my skills. You know what I need Rocky! Entrance music, but we need to stand out a bit. No, I don’t think I stand out enough. We’ll find someone to do live music for me. Someone who will stand at the top of the ramp when I come out and play a fun little song. But first we eat! Then we do a little shopping.
Suddenly Harriett looks up and she sees!
Harriett: Uh Rocky you might want to come over here.
Harriett reaches out and sweeps Rocky over to her side of the table. His empty burger shots wrapper falls to the floor.
Harriett: Uh go away would you…
The Burger King just dances around, waving his arms and spinning. He then grabs a piece of paper and an ink pen and hands it to Harriett.
Harriett: You want an autograph? Uh..I can do that I guess.
Other people in the restaurant where watching what was going on a few were asking who she was. At this question the King started acting like a wrestler posing and moving around. He even did the Hogan ear thing. Harriett stands up to hand the King here autograph when the King grabs her in a headlock. Harriet maneuvers her way out of the hold and kicks the King in the back causing him to fall into a table, a woman screams and kids cries can be heard. Harriett keeps wailing away at the King who is struggling to see through his mask. The manager of the restaurant comes out a phone in her hand.
Manager: You better stop right this minute! Or I will call the police.
Harriett stumbles back and looks around her cheeks turn red from embarrassment.
Harriett: That won’t be necessary, sorry. He grabbed me and I reacted. Uh yeah sorry. Come on Rocky let’s get out of here. Oh I don’t know Rocky but I think I agree this doesn’t look good for the MWA/ Burger King sponsorship deal.
Harriett: I don’t know Rocky, but I think we may need to find you a new owner, this Kevin guy is going to kill me! I am not feeling very optimistic Rocky.
Rocky is sitting atop the table in front of him sit 6 little burgers, known as Burger Shots. There is a small bite taken out of one of the burgers.
Harriett: Ok, Ok! I will try and be optimistic about it. I am definitely improving my skills. You know what I need Rocky! Entrance music, but we need to stand out a bit. No, I don’t think I stand out enough. We’ll find someone to do live music for me. Someone who will stand at the top of the ramp when I come out and play a fun little song. But first we eat! Then we do a little shopping.
Suddenly Harriett looks up and she sees!
Harriett: Uh Rocky you might want to come over here.
Harriett reaches out and sweeps Rocky over to her side of the table. His empty burger shots wrapper falls to the floor.
Harriett: Uh go away would you…
The Burger King just dances around, waving his arms and spinning. He then grabs a piece of paper and an ink pen and hands it to Harriett.
Harriett: You want an autograph? Uh..I can do that I guess.
Other people in the restaurant where watching what was going on a few were asking who she was. At this question the King started acting like a wrestler posing and moving around. He even did the Hogan ear thing. Harriett stands up to hand the King here autograph when the King grabs her in a headlock. Harriet maneuvers her way out of the hold and kicks the King in the back causing him to fall into a table, a woman screams and kids cries can be heard. Harriett keeps wailing away at the King who is struggling to see through his mask. The manager of the restaurant comes out a phone in her hand.
Manager: You better stop right this minute! Or I will call the police.
Harriett stumbles back and looks around her cheeks turn red from embarrassment.
Harriett: That won’t be necessary, sorry. He grabbed me and I reacted. Uh yeah sorry. Come on Rocky let’s get out of here. Oh I don’t know Rocky but I think I agree this doesn’t look good for the MWA/ Burger King sponsorship deal.
