Post by "Finlander" Leka on Nov 13, 2009 7:31:24 GMT -5
Everything is ready in stage, but nothing happened
Director: Morning Band, music!
Johnny Coxville: What?
Director: Music a**holes!
Morning Band play music
Director: Finally..
Introducer: Please welcome, our host... Leekaaa O'Braaain!
Leka runs in stage with coffeecup
Spills coffee on his shirt
Leka: Sh**!
Director: Leka! You are in liveshow!
Leka: Oh.. Hello everyone and welcome on this show! Today we have two interesting guest's and i think you know where. Guest's are... current MWA World Champion, former North American Champion.. Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell. Second guest, he is former MWA Tag Team Champion. He is "Dark Wolf" Alexander Ritter!
Kevin Mitchell walks on the stage and sit down in "New-Red-Soft-Couch"
Leka: Welcome on this show. You are current MWA World Champion and proud about that, how you can keep the title in yourself and how long?
Kevin: How i can keep the title? Easy, fight against contenders and humiliate these. Hard to say how long can keep the title. If is big Battle Royal, its actually random. But i think.. very long.
Leka: Ok. Empire is conquer now more, Tag Team Title and World Title. Your opinion about The Empire?
Kevin: Empire is MWAs greatest stable now. I am MWA World Champion, we have Tag Team Champions Mason and Scott Smith and potential Ian Von Kollof.
Leka: Understand. But now.. its time to Brain Test. Where is done world champion brains? Question one: Which of these is tallest? Human, Monkey, Giraffe or World Trade Center 1?
Kevin: WTC 1, of course!
Leka: Wrong!! WTC 1 is destroyed, there is no WTC 1. Right answer is Giraffe! Question two: Who is James Finlayson?
Kevin: He is.. hmm... wrestler?
Leka: Wrong again! He is Scottish industrialist. He make the Finlayson Company in Tampere, Finland. But now, question three: Which of these is carsign? Nassin, Volva, Ferrara or Opel?
Kevin: Stupid question. Of course Opel, i have Opel! That's Opel Kadett C Coupe, almost faster than Lada!
Leka: Correct! Quiz is over, and you get 1 of 3 right answer. My scale is still very tight.. your rating is MWA Superstar! Thank you Kevin, see you in MWA Show! Now.. our next guest.. "Dark Wolf" Alexander Ritter!
Ritter comes in stage
Leka: Welcome!
Ritter: Glad to be here.
Leka: You are many times try win some bigger title, you are not successful.
Ritter: I know it. Actually its little bit frustrating. But aim is high.
Leka: I am asked this already, but what are your plans in next season?
Ritter: And i think someone is answered this already. Win some titles and keep am high.
Leka: Nice. Today is not Brain-Opinion-Test, but you get other challenge. Pull the toilet!
Ritter: Pull the toilet? What the fu**?
Leka: Yes. You have to pull the toilet over the line, you have to use your powers. But toilet whole weight is 100 pounds and i am sitting on toilet, so weight is now over 300 pounds, just like bearsuit! You can start!
Ritter start toilet pulling
Ritter: Toilet is lightly, but you are... absolutely... fat!
Leka: Hey, that wasn't funny. Don't criticize me!
*Fart*
Ritter: What are you doing? Are you pooing in toilet seat?
*Many farts*
Ritter: Oh my god.. what a smell!
Leka: If you smell what a Leka is cooking?
Director ends the show
Leka: Hopefully next time goes better.
Director: Morning Band, music!
Johnny Coxville: What?
Director: Music a**holes!
Morning Band play music
Director: Finally..
Introducer: Please welcome, our host... Leekaaa O'Braaain!
Leka runs in stage with coffeecup
Spills coffee on his shirt
Leka: Sh**!
Director: Leka! You are in liveshow!
Leka: Oh.. Hello everyone and welcome on this show! Today we have two interesting guest's and i think you know where. Guest's are... current MWA World Champion, former North American Champion.. Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell. Second guest, he is former MWA Tag Team Champion. He is "Dark Wolf" Alexander Ritter!
Kevin Mitchell walks on the stage and sit down in "New-Red-Soft-Couch"
Leka: Welcome on this show. You are current MWA World Champion and proud about that, how you can keep the title in yourself and how long?
Kevin: How i can keep the title? Easy, fight against contenders and humiliate these. Hard to say how long can keep the title. If is big Battle Royal, its actually random. But i think.. very long.
Leka: Ok. Empire is conquer now more, Tag Team Title and World Title. Your opinion about The Empire?
Kevin: Empire is MWAs greatest stable now. I am MWA World Champion, we have Tag Team Champions Mason and Scott Smith and potential Ian Von Kollof.
Leka: Understand. But now.. its time to Brain Test. Where is done world champion brains? Question one: Which of these is tallest? Human, Monkey, Giraffe or World Trade Center 1?
Kevin: WTC 1, of course!
Leka: Wrong!! WTC 1 is destroyed, there is no WTC 1. Right answer is Giraffe! Question two: Who is James Finlayson?
Kevin: He is.. hmm... wrestler?
Leka: Wrong again! He is Scottish industrialist. He make the Finlayson Company in Tampere, Finland. But now, question three: Which of these is carsign? Nassin, Volva, Ferrara or Opel?
Kevin: Stupid question. Of course Opel, i have Opel! That's Opel Kadett C Coupe, almost faster than Lada!
Leka: Correct! Quiz is over, and you get 1 of 3 right answer. My scale is still very tight.. your rating is MWA Superstar! Thank you Kevin, see you in MWA Show! Now.. our next guest.. "Dark Wolf" Alexander Ritter!
Ritter comes in stage
Leka: Welcome!
Ritter: Glad to be here.
Leka: You are many times try win some bigger title, you are not successful.
Ritter: I know it. Actually its little bit frustrating. But aim is high.
Leka: I am asked this already, but what are your plans in next season?
Ritter: And i think someone is answered this already. Win some titles and keep am high.
Leka: Nice. Today is not Brain-Opinion-Test, but you get other challenge. Pull the toilet!
Ritter: Pull the toilet? What the fu**?
Leka: Yes. You have to pull the toilet over the line, you have to use your powers. But toilet whole weight is 100 pounds and i am sitting on toilet, so weight is now over 300 pounds, just like bearsuit! You can start!
Ritter start toilet pulling
Ritter: Toilet is lightly, but you are... absolutely... fat!
Leka: Hey, that wasn't funny. Don't criticize me!
*Fart*
Ritter: What are you doing? Are you pooing in toilet seat?
*Many farts*
Ritter: Oh my god.. what a smell!
Leka: If you smell what a Leka is cooking?
Director ends the show
Leka: Hopefully next time goes better.
