Post by The British Hero!!! on Nov 15, 2009 14:57:56 GMT -5
Mason is seen talking with JJ in his office.
JJ: So. Where's this friend of yours?
Mason: He'll be here soon. I checked his twitter page on my phone a few minutes ago and it says....
Mason pulls out his phone.
Mason: On da way 2 MWA show. Plane ride wos terible. Pops needs 2 by me a new jet. Your Homie, M.F!
JJ: How do you even know this guy is real?
Mason: Dude, I've been talking with this guy for a few months now. I only knew about him being some Arab sheik's son a few days ago. He's a big fan of the show too. Whats are the chances of this guy being some nerd on his computer screen?
Mason and JJ look into the screen for a few seconds.
JJ: Fine. You've got thirty seconds. If he does'nt come...
A member of MWA secruity apears.
Secruity: Boss, some arabian guy wants to see you.
Mason: Good. See JJ? I was right, you were wrong.
Secruity: Boss?
JJ: Yeah, yeah send him in.
A middle eastern man walks in. He goes to hug Mason.
??: Whats up Motherf**ker!
Mason: Hey... Its good to finaly meet you.
JJ: And this is...
??: I am Muhamad Faisal, or M.F for short. Mother f**ker!
JJ: Please can you stop saying that?
M.F: Whatever man. I can't believe i'm here in the MWA. This guy here *points towards Mason* is THE guy.
Mason: Thanks M.F, by the way. Did'nt you have a proposal for JJ?
M.F: See. This is why i've watched the Jimmy Bond film 15 times. I love you man. Now JJ, i want to buy MWA.
JJ: No. I've already said this to Mason.
M.F: Why not ,man? I mean, my people built the pyramids.
JJ: Oh yeah? How much you offering?
M.F thinks for a few seconds.
M.F: I'm sure my dad can give his favourite, youngest son, $1 billion.
JJ: Holy Jesus Christ! Thats alot of money.
M.F: I know it is. So whats the answer? Yes? Or no?
JJ thinks to himself. Then stands up and looks at the photo of him and his dad on the wall.
JJ: I reached a decision. MWA IS NOT for sale.
Mason: I told you he would decline.
M.F: Damn. You win. Here's ten grand.
M.F gives a wad of cash to Mason. They then leave the office.
JJ: What a jackass.
JJ then notices the secruity guard, still standing near him.
JJ: What are you still doing here?
The scene ends.
(Can i have this near the start of the show? PLEASE!!!)
JJ: So. Where's this friend of yours?
Mason: He'll be here soon. I checked his twitter page on my phone a few minutes ago and it says....
Mason pulls out his phone.
Mason: On da way 2 MWA show. Plane ride wos terible. Pops needs 2 by me a new jet. Your Homie, M.F!
JJ: How do you even know this guy is real?
Mason: Dude, I've been talking with this guy for a few months now. I only knew about him being some Arab sheik's son a few days ago. He's a big fan of the show too. Whats are the chances of this guy being some nerd on his computer screen?
Mason and JJ look into the screen for a few seconds.
JJ: Fine. You've got thirty seconds. If he does'nt come...
A member of MWA secruity apears.
Secruity: Boss, some arabian guy wants to see you.
Mason: Good. See JJ? I was right, you were wrong.
Secruity: Boss?
JJ: Yeah, yeah send him in.
A middle eastern man walks in. He goes to hug Mason.
??: Whats up Motherf**ker!
Mason: Hey... Its good to finaly meet you.
JJ: And this is...
??: I am Muhamad Faisal, or M.F for short. Mother f**ker!
JJ: Please can you stop saying that?
M.F: Whatever man. I can't believe i'm here in the MWA. This guy here *points towards Mason* is THE guy.
Mason: Thanks M.F, by the way. Did'nt you have a proposal for JJ?
M.F: See. This is why i've watched the Jimmy Bond film 15 times. I love you man. Now JJ, i want to buy MWA.
JJ: No. I've already said this to Mason.
M.F: Why not ,man? I mean, my people built the pyramids.
JJ: Oh yeah? How much you offering?
M.F thinks for a few seconds.
M.F: I'm sure my dad can give his favourite, youngest son, $1 billion.
JJ: Holy Jesus Christ! Thats alot of money.
M.F: I know it is. So whats the answer? Yes? Or no?
JJ thinks to himself. Then stands up and looks at the photo of him and his dad on the wall.
JJ: I reached a decision. MWA IS NOT for sale.
Mason: I told you he would decline.
M.F: Damn. You win. Here's ten grand.
M.F gives a wad of cash to Mason. They then leave the office.
JJ: What a jackass.
JJ then notices the secruity guard, still standing near him.
JJ: What are you still doing here?
The scene ends.
(Can i have this near the start of the show? PLEASE!!!)