Post by machosteele on Nov 17, 2009 7:56:20 GMT -5
Sara Sanderson: “Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce to you at this time L.A.’s own Macho Steele.”
Macho Steele walks into the Camera shot to a mixed reaction from his hometown crowd.
Sara Sanderson: “Macho I would first of all I w…….”
Macho Steele: “Well first of all Sara what I need you to do is take about three steps to your right so that you are out of my camera shot.”
Sara has a confused look on her face as Macho ushers her out of the screenshot.
Macho Steele: “That’s it just over there, you can still ask me the questions it’s just, this is L.A. the land of the beautiful and no one wants to see a guy like me stood next to someone like you.”
Sara Sanderson: “I…..how dare……”
Macho Steele: “It’s for your own good, trust me. Now, we can continue.”
Sara starts to talk off camera.
Sara Sanderson: “Well first of all I would like to ask how you feel after your match this past week on Monday Madness with I.T. Mcgullicutty?”
Macho Steele: “How the hell do you think I feel? I feel great. Did you see it?”
Sara Sanderson: “Of course I did yeah.”
Macho Steele: “And what did you think about it?”
Sara Sanderson: “It was a good match yeah.”
Macho Steele: “Good match, GOOD MATCH! I totally dominated out there, I didn’t give McGullicutty a chance, it was the single most impressive debut in wrestling history.”
Sara Sanderson: “I don’t know about that, the match was pretty even up until I.T. suffered that unfortunate injury.”
Macho Steele: “What the hell do you know anyway, it wasn’t unfortunate that McGuillicutty suffered that injury, no, that is what happens when you step into the ring with a great like me. Pretty soon everyone is going to find out that if you step into the ring with Macho, you aint stepping back out.”
Sara Sanderson: “Ooookayyy, moving on before that match took place Tommy Bones of Underground Promotions came out and offered you his services, what did you make of that?
Macho Steele: “You see Sara, I am going to let you in on a little secret. When you are on top, no, not the way you are thinking, I have heard about you but when you are on top of the world with every one of your peers looking up to you and everyone in the industry is aspiring to be like you, everyone wants a piece of you, everyone wants a piece of the action and to ride on the coat-tails of my fame.
I am a SU-PER-STAR! A bona-fide legend, that’s why I have the best agent in the business in Mr. Phillip J.W. Anderson, now why the hell would I associate myself with some two-bit agency who’s only client is a guy who looks like he hasn’t had a wash since the last time one of Macho Steele’s movies got a bad write up. Newsflash, non of my movies have ever had a bad review. Mr. Bones you are one name in a long, long list of agencies that are not of the standard to take care of my interests, I am at the top of the film industry and I am on my way to the top of the wrestling industry and you for one will not be coming along for the ride.”
Sara Sanderson: “With that being said, what is it you will be looking to do next here in MWA?”
Macho Steele: “Well Sara, no matter how good I look and lets face it I look phenomenal, gold always makes me look that much better so LEX LARGON! If you can drag yourself out of whatever ditch you slept in last night and if you can stay sober long enough to remember your own name, consider this as notice, the body with the brain is coming for your Hardcore Championship.
As for tonight well I have a special surprise for the people here in Los Angeles, tonight I am going to team up with the only other person in the MWA that can be mentioned in the same breath as Macho Steele, that’s right one of the greatest Tag-Team wrestlers of all time, Garret Rogers. Now as you all know, he has been stuck behind the booth and forced to call matches with Justin Cole because of injury. If I was him and had to spend all of my time with Cole I would probably want to shoot myself but tonight he has been inspired by the arrival of Macho Steele, inspired by being here in tinsel town to pull on the boots one more time and team up with the greatest actor in history. So people at home set your Tivo’s, set your VCR’s, even you cheapskates still using the Betamax VCR, set them to record, you wont want to miss this, it doesn’t matter who we are facing, it will be electrifying………….
Cut!”
Macho Steele walks off leaving no-one in the screen shot.
Sara (who is still out of the screen shot): “Unbelievable, Guys, back to you at ringside.”
Macho Steele walks into the Camera shot to a mixed reaction from his hometown crowd.
Sara Sanderson: “Macho I would first of all I w…….”
Macho Steele: “Well first of all Sara what I need you to do is take about three steps to your right so that you are out of my camera shot.”
Sara has a confused look on her face as Macho ushers her out of the screenshot.
Macho Steele: “That’s it just over there, you can still ask me the questions it’s just, this is L.A. the land of the beautiful and no one wants to see a guy like me stood next to someone like you.”
Sara Sanderson: “I…..how dare……”
Macho Steele: “It’s for your own good, trust me. Now, we can continue.”
Sara starts to talk off camera.
Sara Sanderson: “Well first of all I would like to ask how you feel after your match this past week on Monday Madness with I.T. Mcgullicutty?”
Macho Steele: “How the hell do you think I feel? I feel great. Did you see it?”
Sara Sanderson: “Of course I did yeah.”
Macho Steele: “And what did you think about it?”
Sara Sanderson: “It was a good match yeah.”
Macho Steele: “Good match, GOOD MATCH! I totally dominated out there, I didn’t give McGullicutty a chance, it was the single most impressive debut in wrestling history.”
Sara Sanderson: “I don’t know about that, the match was pretty even up until I.T. suffered that unfortunate injury.”
Macho Steele: “What the hell do you know anyway, it wasn’t unfortunate that McGuillicutty suffered that injury, no, that is what happens when you step into the ring with a great like me. Pretty soon everyone is going to find out that if you step into the ring with Macho, you aint stepping back out.”
Sara Sanderson: “Ooookayyy, moving on before that match took place Tommy Bones of Underground Promotions came out and offered you his services, what did you make of that?
Macho Steele: “You see Sara, I am going to let you in on a little secret. When you are on top, no, not the way you are thinking, I have heard about you but when you are on top of the world with every one of your peers looking up to you and everyone in the industry is aspiring to be like you, everyone wants a piece of you, everyone wants a piece of the action and to ride on the coat-tails of my fame.
I am a SU-PER-STAR! A bona-fide legend, that’s why I have the best agent in the business in Mr. Phillip J.W. Anderson, now why the hell would I associate myself with some two-bit agency who’s only client is a guy who looks like he hasn’t had a wash since the last time one of Macho Steele’s movies got a bad write up. Newsflash, non of my movies have ever had a bad review. Mr. Bones you are one name in a long, long list of agencies that are not of the standard to take care of my interests, I am at the top of the film industry and I am on my way to the top of the wrestling industry and you for one will not be coming along for the ride.”
Sara Sanderson: “With that being said, what is it you will be looking to do next here in MWA?”
Macho Steele: “Well Sara, no matter how good I look and lets face it I look phenomenal, gold always makes me look that much better so LEX LARGON! If you can drag yourself out of whatever ditch you slept in last night and if you can stay sober long enough to remember your own name, consider this as notice, the body with the brain is coming for your Hardcore Championship.
As for tonight well I have a special surprise for the people here in Los Angeles, tonight I am going to team up with the only other person in the MWA that can be mentioned in the same breath as Macho Steele, that’s right one of the greatest Tag-Team wrestlers of all time, Garret Rogers. Now as you all know, he has been stuck behind the booth and forced to call matches with Justin Cole because of injury. If I was him and had to spend all of my time with Cole I would probably want to shoot myself but tonight he has been inspired by the arrival of Macho Steele, inspired by being here in tinsel town to pull on the boots one more time and team up with the greatest actor in history. So people at home set your Tivo’s, set your VCR’s, even you cheapskates still using the Betamax VCR, set them to record, you wont want to miss this, it doesn’t matter who we are facing, it will be electrifying………….
Cut!”
Macho Steele walks off leaving no-one in the screen shot.
Sara (who is still out of the screen shot): “Unbelievable, Guys, back to you at ringside.”
