Wolf's rant

[lancetheflamesnipe]

*Thousand Foot Krutch's Phenomenon hits as Lance "the wolf" Jade rides to the ring.*

Cole: Looks like The wolf has something on his mind.

Garret: Doesn't he always?

Cole:Let's just see what he has to say.

Lance: Welcome to the MWA, USA! For those who are just tuning in you've found the greatest federation with the greatest fans on the planet! *the crowd pops* And boy am I in a great mood tonight! Ya see, I just came from the office of J.J. Hunter. He an' I had a talk and he's granted my one wish, nah it ain't a shot at Mitchell's belt or even a title shot in general. J.J. wants me to be part of the team of MWA Originals at Extreme Warfare. For those who don't know what Extreme warfare is, It's about tables, ladders, chairs, Beer bottles brass knuckles nickleplated belt buckles all while locked in the meanest steel this side-a hell! I don't know how ta explain it, so I guess I better show ya!

*points to the madnesstron where Kiss' War Machine begins to play along with a montage of shots from the first Extreme Warfare highlighting the violence and chaos of the event.*

Lance: *smiling* See team Youngblood? That is what you're getting yourself into! This is a life shortening, career damaging match. Of the eight men who took part in EW 1, only five of them are still actively performing. Of those five, only I am crazy enough to volunteer to go back. I will happily show ya what violence is all about at Extreme Warfare team youngblood. So Falco, find your team, bring 'em in an' survive if me an' the Originals let ya! *drops his mic and starts ta leave the ring*

[Rod Lightning]

Couldn't resist

Lance is on his way out when suddenly the tron goes black and from a distance words are seen coming in closer and closer.

BEWARE OF THE LIGHTNING !!

Then, lightning hits the entrance ramp with a loud bang, Lance just stands his ground waiting for Rod to come out.

Justin Cole: Oh my, it looks like Rod is making his way over to Lance, i wonder what he wants...?

Rod comes out with a mic in his right hand (crowd pops). He spreads his arms to greet the fans.

Garret Rogers: Ha! I bet he's just frustrated because Lance pulled out the win over the youngbloods! Don't you get it Justin? All he wants is glory...

Rod Lightning: Lance...Do you think it will be just like our extreme warfare? I mean, it's gonna be the COMPLETE opposite! Remember extreme warfare? It was me, you Riddle and Jack of Spades AGAINST the regime...now i don't know if I will be in this again...but i can damm well guarantee every single person here tonight in this arena!...That i am WILLING to be in that match, just like you want to take a role in this "play".

Rod stares at Lance and gives out a weak grin, he closes his eyes for a moment. he starts pacing as he raises the mic to his mouth.

Rod Lightning: If i remember correctly, the whole regime was against us, right? Wait i think i have a clip of that...

The tron goes to the extreme warfare match...Killer and Ripley start pulling all kinds of weapons out from under the ring, and off of the Cell. They are tossing them all into the ring. Two more tables, a chair, a stop sign, a lead pipe, a gold club, two trash cans, and a ladde...

Rod Lightning: PAUSE! Wow, this brings back memories. Yup, its definalty coming back now...Maybe if i play some more clips? (Crows pops)

The tron again shows footage of the extreme warfare match, we see The X and Ultimate Killer handcuff Jack of Spades to the Cell on the outside of the ring.

Outside the ring, Ritter and The X are wrapping a chain around the door to the cell. They padlock the chain to the door.
Garret Rogers - They are locking Rod out of the ring! That is smart! If Rod comes out and he can’t get in, it’s four on three! No other Regime Members need to get into the ring! They just locked out the last member of the other team!

Rod Lightning: Oh yeah, thats right. This is were they started beating you up and locking JOS and me out of the fight. Lets continue chall we?

The lights go out.

Garret Rogers - Well, Rod’s theme music is still playing so it’s not the electricity, it’s the lights..

Suddenly lightning flashes and hits the top of the Cell! The lights come back on and Rod Lightning is standing on top of the cell. There is now a huge hole in the roof of the cell where the lightning struck. Rod Lightning jumps through the hole in the roof and knocks down all four members of the Regime with a twisting body attack!

Lance is looking with a big smile staring at the tron.

Rod Lightning: Now tell me! You can't just simply ignore the thing we had in that ring! The passion! The raw brutallity to survive! Lance...I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE IN THE REGIME !!!

Darkness slowly fills the arena...

Rod Lightning: Think about it...what you once had...What could still be yours...

Lightning again hits the ramp and Rod is nowhere to be seen...

Garret Rogers: Woa...i think this was the last thing i expected to hear...

[Ritter]

I can't wait til everyone sees what happens with Lance at the PPV.

[Rod Lightning]

I hope he gets a title, seriously, i think he is one of the most underrated active original in here. We never had an undisputed champ...

[Ritter]

Yeah, Lance is unbearably under rated, I agree. I can always count on him to give me something good and for some reason he seems to be a mind reader sometimes. It's scary.

[lancetheflamesnipe]

Thanks guys! That made my night!