Post by steele on Nov 18, 2009 17:31:17 GMT -5
(Scene opens in the backstage office of “All Natural” Tommy Bones. Tommy is sitting behind his make shift desk watching The Macho Steele interview on a big screen television that is set on the wall. Bones is wearing a black pin stripe suit with a blood red dress shirt. His long blond flowing hair is pulled back in a ponytail and he has a chester cat’s smile as he watches the interview intently. )
(Sitting on the other side of the desk is none other then Sebastian St. Claire, He is wearing a black t-shirt with “Incest is a family tradition in Michigan”, blue beach shorts, and flip flops. His head is clean shaved and his eyes are covered by bright orange sunglasses that are ugly as sin. He has his feet on the desk and is reading a “Scooby Doo” comic book.)
(The camera focuses on the TV for a few moments.)
Sara Sanderson: “Ooookayyy, moving on before that match took place Tommy Bones of Underground Promotions came out and offered you his services, what did you make of that?
Macho Steele: “You see Sara, I am going to let you in on a little secret. When you are on top, no, not the way you are thinking, I have heard about you but when you are on top of the world with every one of your peers looking up to you and everyone in the industry is aspiring to be like you, everyone wants a piece of you, everyone wants a piece of the action and to ride on the coat-tails of my fame.
I am a SU-PER-STAR! A bona-fide legend, that’s why I have the best agent in the business in Mr. Phillip J.W. Anderson, now why the hell would I associate myself with some two-bit agency who’s only client is a guy who looks like he hasn’t had a wash since the last time one of Macho Steele’s movies got a bad write up. Newsflash, non of my movies have ever had a bad review. Mr. Bones you are one name in a long, long list of agencies that are not of the standard to take care of my interests, I am at the top of the film industry and I am on my way to the top of the wrestling industry and you for one will not be coming along for the ride.”
(Bones turns off the tv and has a stunned look on his face and turns to SSC)
Bones: Am I really a two bit agent?
SSC: (not really paying attention) You sure are boss.......
(Bones slams his desk and pushes SSC feet off it)
Bones: (yelling) What the hell did you say?
(SSC falls off his chair onto his butt and looks startled )
SSC: um was the right answer “no”?
Bones: That son of a B@$%#$%$!# !@#@!# ^#$%#%$% Macho Steele wants to disrespect me!!! That !@#!@#$ %#$$#% no good !@#!@# ^$%^# #! Son of a !!@#!@ ^%^%^ will pay for this with his !@#!@ $@%$ !@#@!!!!
SSC: Do you think Fred and Dafney are getting a quicky in while they go off to look for ghosts? It just seems odd that those two always go off on their own.
Bones: What in the hell are you talking about?
SSC: Come on it makes sense. Fred is a good looking athletic guy and you know Dafney is a freak wearing a short skirt like that. A quick little botta bing botta boom in the back hallway.
Bones: We got issues to deal with and your reading comic books. Your going to fail this internship if you don’t get your head out of your ass buddy!!!
(SSC stands up and his expression changes from his goofy smile for the first time ever and he looks pissed. You can see the vein on top in the middle of his forehead pulsing. )
SSC: Alright coach, put me in.. What’s the play?
Bones: (tilts his head sideways as he looks at SSC in disbelief) Are you on drugs?
SSC: Yes sir! What play are we running?
(Bones sits back in his chair and spins around a few times while tilting back and thinking. Then he gets a big smile on his face and stops the chair.)
Bones: We are going to run the mis direction play. They will NEVER see this coming
SSC: um, I don’t know that play.
Bones: Good, you would screw it up anyways. Here is what I need from you... Steele is going to be facing that Russian lummox Ian Vonkollaf for the title.. How can you win the title if you cant even say it? That should be a new rule.
SSC: That guy is in a slump, I wouldn’t be too worried about him.
Bones: I am not worried about him. Steele will take care of him just fine. What I am worried is about the Empire. The last thing we need is them sticking their nose into this fight and trying to steal MY title!!!!! Kevin Mitchell is not a man to be taken lightly, your job is to make sure that the empire does not get involved in this match.
SSC: (salutes) SIR YES SIR!!! I got just the people for the job.
Bones: Make it so.
(Bones picks up the phone and makes a call)
Bones: (into the phone) Hello beautiful......... It is very nice to hear your voice too................................. You know that money issue we were discussing the other day?... Yeah that one, I think it is going to come into play sooner then I thought......................................... How long will it take you to get everything in place? .............................................. (Smiles) you are too good. .............................. When are coming into town next?.............................. I will be eagerly awaiting your arrival................... Give me a call once you have sent over the info and I will get everything in place................ later babe.
(Bones hangs up the phone and smiles)
Bones: Macho wants to see how two bit I am.... I will show him what I am capable of....
(Scene cuts out with Tommy Bones going back to watching the show while SSC makes a few phone calls.)
(Sitting on the other side of the desk is none other then Sebastian St. Claire, He is wearing a black t-shirt with “Incest is a family tradition in Michigan”, blue beach shorts, and flip flops. His head is clean shaved and his eyes are covered by bright orange sunglasses that are ugly as sin. He has his feet on the desk and is reading a “Scooby Doo” comic book.)
(The camera focuses on the TV for a few moments.)
Sara Sanderson: “Ooookayyy, moving on before that match took place Tommy Bones of Underground Promotions came out and offered you his services, what did you make of that?
Macho Steele: “You see Sara, I am going to let you in on a little secret. When you are on top, no, not the way you are thinking, I have heard about you but when you are on top of the world with every one of your peers looking up to you and everyone in the industry is aspiring to be like you, everyone wants a piece of you, everyone wants a piece of the action and to ride on the coat-tails of my fame.
I am a SU-PER-STAR! A bona-fide legend, that’s why I have the best agent in the business in Mr. Phillip J.W. Anderson, now why the hell would I associate myself with some two-bit agency who’s only client is a guy who looks like he hasn’t had a wash since the last time one of Macho Steele’s movies got a bad write up. Newsflash, non of my movies have ever had a bad review. Mr. Bones you are one name in a long, long list of agencies that are not of the standard to take care of my interests, I am at the top of the film industry and I am on my way to the top of the wrestling industry and you for one will not be coming along for the ride.”
(Bones turns off the tv and has a stunned look on his face and turns to SSC)
Bones: Am I really a two bit agent?
SSC: (not really paying attention) You sure are boss.......
(Bones slams his desk and pushes SSC feet off it)
Bones: (yelling) What the hell did you say?
(SSC falls off his chair onto his butt and looks startled )
SSC: um was the right answer “no”?
Bones: That son of a B@$%#$%$!# !@#@!# ^#$%#%$% Macho Steele wants to disrespect me!!! That !@#!@#$ %#$$#% no good !@#!@# ^$%^# #! Son of a !!@#!@ ^%^%^ will pay for this with his !@#!@ $@%$ !@#@!!!!
SSC: Do you think Fred and Dafney are getting a quicky in while they go off to look for ghosts? It just seems odd that those two always go off on their own.
Bones: What in the hell are you talking about?
SSC: Come on it makes sense. Fred is a good looking athletic guy and you know Dafney is a freak wearing a short skirt like that. A quick little botta bing botta boom in the back hallway.
Bones: We got issues to deal with and your reading comic books. Your going to fail this internship if you don’t get your head out of your ass buddy!!!
(SSC stands up and his expression changes from his goofy smile for the first time ever and he looks pissed. You can see the vein on top in the middle of his forehead pulsing. )
SSC: Alright coach, put me in.. What’s the play?
Bones: (tilts his head sideways as he looks at SSC in disbelief) Are you on drugs?
SSC: Yes sir! What play are we running?
(Bones sits back in his chair and spins around a few times while tilting back and thinking. Then he gets a big smile on his face and stops the chair.)
Bones: We are going to run the mis direction play. They will NEVER see this coming
SSC: um, I don’t know that play.
Bones: Good, you would screw it up anyways. Here is what I need from you... Steele is going to be facing that Russian lummox Ian Vonkollaf for the title.. How can you win the title if you cant even say it? That should be a new rule.
SSC: That guy is in a slump, I wouldn’t be too worried about him.
Bones: I am not worried about him. Steele will take care of him just fine. What I am worried is about the Empire. The last thing we need is them sticking their nose into this fight and trying to steal MY title!!!!! Kevin Mitchell is not a man to be taken lightly, your job is to make sure that the empire does not get involved in this match.
SSC: (salutes) SIR YES SIR!!! I got just the people for the job.
Bones: Make it so.
(Bones picks up the phone and makes a call)
Bones: (into the phone) Hello beautiful......... It is very nice to hear your voice too................................. You know that money issue we were discussing the other day?... Yeah that one, I think it is going to come into play sooner then I thought......................................... How long will it take you to get everything in place? .............................................. (Smiles) you are too good. .............................. When are coming into town next?.............................. I will be eagerly awaiting your arrival................... Give me a call once you have sent over the info and I will get everything in place................ later babe.
(Bones hangs up the phone and smiles)
Bones: Macho wants to see how two bit I am.... I will show him what I am capable of....
(Scene cuts out with Tommy Bones going back to watching the show while SSC makes a few phone calls.)
