Post by Falco Fusion on Nov 18, 2009 23:14:15 GMT -5
We find Falco Fusion at the last place you would expect anyone: the stadium's internet cafe.
Falco Fusion: It's time to go check the email. I'm praying that some is from a female.
Falco pauses for a second.
Falco Fusion: Wait where have I heard that line from before? DAMN YOU STRONGBAD!!
Falco Fusion: Ok time to get to the MWA site to check my emails. Oh wait a second, MWA live feed is up. We can now see what's on the television, but online now.
Falco looks at the feed. He sees himself looking into the computer he's standing at, and the Falco inside the computer is looking at himself at a third Falco and, well, I think you get the point. All of the Falco's look behind themselves.
Falco Fusion: (Echoing like 10 times over) What the-
Having to hear his own voice 10 times over, he clicks on the email section of the page.
Falco Fusion: How did you get behind me? Oh well time to check my emails. Oh here's an interesting one.
He reads the whole email.
Falco Fusion: I'm WHAT!? Ok time to get to the ring. This moron isn't getting away with this!
Falco gets up and heads to the ring.
Justin Cole: Well it seems like we're going to a commercial break and when we get back-
Falco hears Justin talking due to another computer with the live feed on there.
Falco Fusion: Oh hell no Justin. You are NOT cutting me off air. You cameraman, you better stay on me. I just got screwed over, and I'm not going to wait two minutes for advertisements to be over.
Falco Fusion: Oh and while I'm here, maybe you should buy yourself a box of Fusion Electromagnetic Intrusion. It's the cereal where when you bite into it, it bites back! Each piece has 52 kilowatts stored into it. So if you like massive pain, go buy some F.E.I. today.
Falco's music hits.
Falco Fusion: See you all in about 5 seconds.
About 5 seconds later Falco comes through the stage entrance. He makes his way to the ring, and grabs a mic that is ironically placed in the center of the ring for anyone to steal if they got past security.
Falco Fusion: Ok as you all know there is a person hating on me right now. I bet it was due to me bringing the MWA here to California. After all I am from Sacramento myself. So if you want to deal with me, now is your chance.
Falco removes his shirt, revealing that he is wearing a #99 Wayne Gretzky L.A. Kings shirt. The fans cheer.
Falco Fusion: I see. We got a lot of Gretzky fans here tonight. Well that's good because-
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Time for my opponent to interrupt. Come on down Drew Korth, you're the next contestant on "Who's gonna get his ass whipped by Falco Fusion?" (By the way, just learned the Swanton Bomb, and is my new signature as it has a higher attack bonus than a moonsault, and does slightly less max damage. I plan on calling it the Fusion Bomb.)
Falco Fusion: It's time to go check the email. I'm praying that some is from a female.
Falco pauses for a second.
Falco Fusion: Wait where have I heard that line from before? DAMN YOU STRONGBAD!!
Falco Fusion: Ok time to get to the MWA site to check my emails. Oh wait a second, MWA live feed is up. We can now see what's on the television, but online now.
Falco looks at the feed. He sees himself looking into the computer he's standing at, and the Falco inside the computer is looking at himself at a third Falco and, well, I think you get the point. All of the Falco's look behind themselves.
Falco Fusion: (Echoing like 10 times over) What the-
Having to hear his own voice 10 times over, he clicks on the email section of the page.
Falco Fusion: How did you get behind me? Oh well time to check my emails. Oh here's an interesting one.
He reads the whole email.
Falco Fusion: I'm WHAT!? Ok time to get to the ring. This moron isn't getting away with this!
Falco gets up and heads to the ring.
Justin Cole: Well it seems like we're going to a commercial break and when we get back-
Falco hears Justin talking due to another computer with the live feed on there.
Falco Fusion: Oh hell no Justin. You are NOT cutting me off air. You cameraman, you better stay on me. I just got screwed over, and I'm not going to wait two minutes for advertisements to be over.
Falco Fusion: Oh and while I'm here, maybe you should buy yourself a box of Fusion Electromagnetic Intrusion. It's the cereal where when you bite into it, it bites back! Each piece has 52 kilowatts stored into it. So if you like massive pain, go buy some F.E.I. today.
Falco's music hits.
Falco Fusion: See you all in about 5 seconds.
About 5 seconds later Falco comes through the stage entrance. He makes his way to the ring, and grabs a mic that is ironically placed in the center of the ring for anyone to steal if they got past security.
Falco Fusion: Ok as you all know there is a person hating on me right now. I bet it was due to me bringing the MWA here to California. After all I am from Sacramento myself. So if you want to deal with me, now is your chance.
Falco removes his shirt, revealing that he is wearing a #99 Wayne Gretzky L.A. Kings shirt. The fans cheer.
Falco Fusion: I see. We got a lot of Gretzky fans here tonight. Well that's good because-
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Time for my opponent to interrupt. Come on down Drew Korth, you're the next contestant on "Who's gonna get his ass whipped by Falco Fusion?" (By the way, just learned the Swanton Bomb, and is my new signature as it has a higher attack bonus than a moonsault, and does slightly less max damage. I plan on calling it the Fusion Bomb.)
(shown during week two)
