Post by Lex Largon on Nov 20, 2009 14:27:31 GMT -5
The scene opens up backstage outside the locker room of one Lex largon, Sara Sanderson quickly rushes into the view of the camera looking flushed and embarrassed
Sara Sanderson: Okay let's get this over with and go in, shall we?
Sara reaches for the door and pushes hard into it. The door doesn't even budge. Looking aggravated she pushes hard once more screaming out loud in frustration. Finally a camera man speaks up
Camera man: Why don't you just knock?, I mean Lex is the Hardcore Champion. And there are alot of crazy people out here in L.A.
Sara shoots the camera man a death stare, you could almost say steam was about to come flaring out any moment.
Sara Sanderson: Because!, Lex and I just so happen to be good friends!, I don't need to knock on his door to get in!
As Sara and camera man continue to argue Lex Largon slowly opens the door outward peeking his head from behind the giant steel object. Lex loudly clears his throat which quickly grabs the bickering two' attention. Lex begins to speak in his common low growl.
Lex: Uhhhh, i don't really know what you kids are yelling about, but please try and keep it down, You are affecting my chi.
The camera man and Sara share the confused twisted facial expression as they both fire back with the same remark.
S.S/CM: CHI!?!?, You....CHI?!?!?!?!!!?
Lex: Yeaaaaaaah broooothhhheeerrrrr, CHI!, now if you would please cut your crazy trailer park shouting out until the end of my match that would be fantastico!
Sara Sanderson: But, i have questions for you........
Lex rolls his eyes and steps from out behind the door. Visibly conflicted between centering his chi and answering questions. He begins to stroke his beard as he thinks, Quickly he responds with a sarcastic remark.
Lex: Well, why don't you go talk to Macho dude, i heard he is a really good interview. I even heard that he was Barbra Walters most fascinating person in 2000. Or hell maybe you could go interview Furious Steele, Tommy Bones, and that other dude that likes to wear those girly shorts. I mean the ratings clearly spike when those guys get on the screen. Of course thats for other channels like CBC and CNN. Cause every one would rather hear about kids in balloons and War, then have their retinas burned out of their faces.
Sara is visibly trying hard not to laugh from the small rant the rough cut laid out as the fresh sting still lingers in the air. A smirk soon breaks across Lex's face when he hears the muffled giggles from Sara. The crowd erupts into a frenzy as Lex starts preforming strong man poses and begins to do a jig before adjusting himself back to normal.
Sara Sanderson: So can i please ask a few questions before your Hardcore title defense tonight?
Lex: Yes, of course........
Sara Sanderson: Okay, you have a Ti........
Lex: WAIT!, i forgot one important thing!
Lex quickly rushes back into his locker room, Loud crashes and fumbling rings out shortly after. Suddenly a Merch decked out Lex appears once again. Lex tosses his shirts, hats and other memorabilia to the floor uncovering his hardcore title. He then throws the title casually over his right shoulder.
Lex: Okay, make that a few important things. You can start again
Sara Sanderson: Okay, as i was say.......
Lex quickly snags a 'Drink hard,Hit harder!' baseball cap from the ground and places it atop Sara's head all the while quickly lifting up a shirt that clearly reads in white bold letters: "SSC and TOMMY BONES" the next Britney and K-fed.
Lex: these fine items along with the 'Pain Is pleasure' and 'Getting trashed while making cash' T-shirts are available only on MWAshop.com. Sorry i had to promote the hell out of this, its the whole national t.v. deal thing.....go on....
Sara: Alright as i was saying, you have a Title defense against War-Wolf tonight. How do you feel about that?
Lex pauses for a long minute seemingly thinking very hard
Lex: I'm gunna say it feels great, but i could be totally wrong cause i haven't gone to the ring and had Wolfie hit me with chairs and trash cans and all that fun stuff. All i can say is, May god rest the puppies soul. I mean Wolf i plan on keeping my belt for a little smidgen longer. But i love a challenge, So one word of advice for every one to every one from the Rough Cut himself, when the fur starts flying and the blood starts flowin brother. There is only one cat who packs a punch to come out with the win....and you are looking right at him Baby!. So in this time summon the fat lady cause its time to BRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGG IT!,
Lex flys off out of camera view leaving the backstage area stunned once again. with the cheers of the crowd exploding as another semi coherent promo ends from the Hexical one
Sara Sanderson: Okay let's get this over with and go in, shall we?
Sara reaches for the door and pushes hard into it. The door doesn't even budge. Looking aggravated she pushes hard once more screaming out loud in frustration. Finally a camera man speaks up
Camera man: Why don't you just knock?, I mean Lex is the Hardcore Champion. And there are alot of crazy people out here in L.A.
Sara shoots the camera man a death stare, you could almost say steam was about to come flaring out any moment.
Sara Sanderson: Because!, Lex and I just so happen to be good friends!, I don't need to knock on his door to get in!
As Sara and camera man continue to argue Lex Largon slowly opens the door outward peeking his head from behind the giant steel object. Lex loudly clears his throat which quickly grabs the bickering two' attention. Lex begins to speak in his common low growl.
Lex: Uhhhh, i don't really know what you kids are yelling about, but please try and keep it down, You are affecting my chi.
The camera man and Sara share the confused twisted facial expression as they both fire back with the same remark.
S.S/CM: CHI!?!?, You....CHI?!?!?!?!!!?
Lex: Yeaaaaaaah broooothhhheeerrrrr, CHI!, now if you would please cut your crazy trailer park shouting out until the end of my match that would be fantastico!
Sara Sanderson: But, i have questions for you........
Lex rolls his eyes and steps from out behind the door. Visibly conflicted between centering his chi and answering questions. He begins to stroke his beard as he thinks, Quickly he responds with a sarcastic remark.
Lex: Well, why don't you go talk to Macho dude, i heard he is a really good interview. I even heard that he was Barbra Walters most fascinating person in 2000. Or hell maybe you could go interview Furious Steele, Tommy Bones, and that other dude that likes to wear those girly shorts. I mean the ratings clearly spike when those guys get on the screen. Of course thats for other channels like CBC and CNN. Cause every one would rather hear about kids in balloons and War, then have their retinas burned out of their faces.
Sara is visibly trying hard not to laugh from the small rant the rough cut laid out as the fresh sting still lingers in the air. A smirk soon breaks across Lex's face when he hears the muffled giggles from Sara. The crowd erupts into a frenzy as Lex starts preforming strong man poses and begins to do a jig before adjusting himself back to normal.
Sara Sanderson: So can i please ask a few questions before your Hardcore title defense tonight?
Lex: Yes, of course........
Sara Sanderson: Okay, you have a Ti........
Lex: WAIT!, i forgot one important thing!
Lex quickly rushes back into his locker room, Loud crashes and fumbling rings out shortly after. Suddenly a Merch decked out Lex appears once again. Lex tosses his shirts, hats and other memorabilia to the floor uncovering his hardcore title. He then throws the title casually over his right shoulder.
Lex: Okay, make that a few important things. You can start again
Sara Sanderson: Okay, as i was say.......
Lex quickly snags a 'Drink hard,Hit harder!' baseball cap from the ground and places it atop Sara's head all the while quickly lifting up a shirt that clearly reads in white bold letters: "SSC and TOMMY BONES" the next Britney and K-fed.
Lex: these fine items along with the 'Pain Is pleasure' and 'Getting trashed while making cash' T-shirts are available only on MWAshop.com. Sorry i had to promote the hell out of this, its the whole national t.v. deal thing.....go on....
Sara: Alright as i was saying, you have a Title defense against War-Wolf tonight. How do you feel about that?
Lex pauses for a long minute seemingly thinking very hard
Lex: I'm gunna say it feels great, but i could be totally wrong cause i haven't gone to the ring and had Wolfie hit me with chairs and trash cans and all that fun stuff. All i can say is, May god rest the puppies soul. I mean Wolf i plan on keeping my belt for a little smidgen longer. But i love a challenge, So one word of advice for every one to every one from the Rough Cut himself, when the fur starts flying and the blood starts flowin brother. There is only one cat who packs a punch to come out with the win....and you are looking right at him Baby!. So in this time summon the fat lady cause its time to BRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGG IT!,
Lex flys off out of camera view leaving the backstage area stunned once again. with the cheers of the crowd exploding as another semi coherent promo ends from the Hexical one
