Post by Lex Largon on Nov 22, 2009 1:44:26 GMT -5
(OOC: Just a little promo trying to work Toby and Jenny back into rp's and start some new angles and gimmicks if you will. Go easy on me if it isn't up to par still getting some rust off)
A video begins to play on the titan-tron after a short commercial break. The sound of beer cans cracking open can be heard then, suddenly, "Senor Limpio" by Corrosion Of Conformity beings to play the fans raise to their feet to the familiar theme song of the one, the only, Lex largon. Soon the music dies out and the scene opens up in an office. Leather couches turned over and ripped apart, painting that once lined the walls now lay scattered on the ground. A large book case lays in the center of the room with books helter skelter across the floor. The desk of the office lined with beer cans and a small motor the center piece to the table. Finally a voice is heard from behind the chair. A low growl only giving Lex's identity away.
Lex: Heeeeelllllloooooo Seattle! man it's been along time since yours truly has been "on" Madness.......
Lex turns around in the chair sporting a leather vest, ripped jeans and tattered biker boots that now rest atop the clutter ridden desk. His hair wild and free flowing with his beard in two braids.
Lex: And even now I'm via satellite how crazy is that?, this is the big times kids and we all know what that means. Sex, Drugs, And more half classed wrestlers running about. Oh.....and lets not forget the Booooooze!
Lex snatches a Molsen Canadian from the desk and quickly cracks it open. As the foam billows out lex catches it with his lips and cranks back chugging the beverage back. Then Lex stops suddenly and wipes the mess of foam and beer from his mouth and beard and gazes on staring at the camera.
Lex: My god!, Justin Cole and Garret Rogers, maaaaaan how great. To be honest, i though you two had died. Jesus the old mind must be getting stale. You know, i remember a time when i was on Madness almost every week. But i guess J.J likes to save the true talent for Mondays
Lex begins to laugh uncontrollably as the fans laugh along with him
Lex: But seriously, aside from getting back in touch with all you peoples i got another task at hand soo I'll just get out with it!. You see this wonderful office. Does it look Familiar?, No? okay just give me a second.
Lex struggles at first, but gets out of his chair and staggers out of frame. He soon comes back with a broken portrait of Dr.Toby Nash and Jenny Nash. Lex quickly flops back into the chair still holding the picture, examining it.
Lex: Now does that ring any bells?, Yeah baby! we did it guys, we invaded! Which, between you guys and me. Was way to damn easy. Three security guards c'mon this is L.A. man, step it up, i kicked the tar out of those sorry S.O.B's just like that. But aside from that no sign of L.A.'s power couple. I have a feeling J.J might have hired them for some reason. But then again J.J ain't the best at making choices i mean he did decide to kick all the good talent to the curb from the regime soooooooo there you go.
Lex throws the portrait hard to the wall crushing it into pieces. As chucks fly Lex breaks into a smile as he begins to slam back another fresh beer then tossing it against the wall with a delighted smirk as foam and booze sloshes across view.
Lex: On a side note Toby, i haven't forgotten you two bit sack of crap!,Once you come out of hiding.....your head is on a silver platter brother. Now on to what i really wanted to touch on. Alexander Ritter and his MWA founders. WOW!, playing the respect card Alex?, C'mon now buddy we all know every one respects you for being the only man to ever be carried through all series of tag partners. Nah i gotta hand it to your one great TAG TEAM wrestler. But, the Rough cut digresses.......what i can't pull an 'X'?, Alright fair enough
The crowd bursts into cheers as the verbal lashing continues
Lex: Now i mean Thursday yours truly defends his title against one of what seems like thousands of wolf oriented wrestlers. Bah Gawd! some of these stray dogs just need to be put down.
Lex cracks open another beer, slams it back and once again tosses it to the side as he continues to speak.
Lex: Anyway my time is almost done Seattle........what have i forgotten?.......Oh yeah don't forget to stay in school.........i mean i didn't really stay in school but then again that probably proves why I'm on throw-down getting trashed and making cash lol. I'm sure madness has a strict no 'fun' clause. Isn't that right Cole?, no booty shaking or nothing eh?!?.......no response.......i'll take that as a resounding YES!. Oh one more thing Seattle be sure to pick up your MWA merchandise at MWAshop.com...I know it's getting tired don't blame me, blame the ass hats in media development. You stay sexy Seattle, i really gotta get the number to start up my own re-decorating business. Cause this place looks gooood!
Lex staggers out from the disaster and out of frame as fans pop into cheers once again as the titan-tron cuts out to static
A video begins to play on the titan-tron after a short commercial break. The sound of beer cans cracking open can be heard then, suddenly, "Senor Limpio" by Corrosion Of Conformity beings to play the fans raise to their feet to the familiar theme song of the one, the only, Lex largon. Soon the music dies out and the scene opens up in an office. Leather couches turned over and ripped apart, painting that once lined the walls now lay scattered on the ground. A large book case lays in the center of the room with books helter skelter across the floor. The desk of the office lined with beer cans and a small motor the center piece to the table. Finally a voice is heard from behind the chair. A low growl only giving Lex's identity away.
Lex: Heeeeelllllloooooo Seattle! man it's been along time since yours truly has been "on" Madness.......
Lex turns around in the chair sporting a leather vest, ripped jeans and tattered biker boots that now rest atop the clutter ridden desk. His hair wild and free flowing with his beard in two braids.
Lex: And even now I'm via satellite how crazy is that?, this is the big times kids and we all know what that means. Sex, Drugs, And more half classed wrestlers running about. Oh.....and lets not forget the Booooooze!
Lex snatches a Molsen Canadian from the desk and quickly cracks it open. As the foam billows out lex catches it with his lips and cranks back chugging the beverage back. Then Lex stops suddenly and wipes the mess of foam and beer from his mouth and beard and gazes on staring at the camera.
Lex: My god!, Justin Cole and Garret Rogers, maaaaaan how great. To be honest, i though you two had died. Jesus the old mind must be getting stale. You know, i remember a time when i was on Madness almost every week. But i guess J.J likes to save the true talent for Mondays
Lex begins to laugh uncontrollably as the fans laugh along with him
Lex: But seriously, aside from getting back in touch with all you peoples i got another task at hand soo I'll just get out with it!. You see this wonderful office. Does it look Familiar?, No? okay just give me a second.
Lex struggles at first, but gets out of his chair and staggers out of frame. He soon comes back with a broken portrait of Dr.Toby Nash and Jenny Nash. Lex quickly flops back into the chair still holding the picture, examining it.
Lex: Now does that ring any bells?, Yeah baby! we did it guys, we invaded! Which, between you guys and me. Was way to damn easy. Three security guards c'mon this is L.A. man, step it up, i kicked the tar out of those sorry S.O.B's just like that. But aside from that no sign of L.A.'s power couple. I have a feeling J.J might have hired them for some reason. But then again J.J ain't the best at making choices i mean he did decide to kick all the good talent to the curb from the regime soooooooo there you go.
Lex throws the portrait hard to the wall crushing it into pieces. As chucks fly Lex breaks into a smile as he begins to slam back another fresh beer then tossing it against the wall with a delighted smirk as foam and booze sloshes across view.
Lex: On a side note Toby, i haven't forgotten you two bit sack of crap!,Once you come out of hiding.....your head is on a silver platter brother. Now on to what i really wanted to touch on. Alexander Ritter and his MWA founders. WOW!, playing the respect card Alex?, C'mon now buddy we all know every one respects you for being the only man to ever be carried through all series of tag partners. Nah i gotta hand it to your one great TAG TEAM wrestler. But, the Rough cut digresses.......what i can't pull an 'X'?, Alright fair enough
The crowd bursts into cheers as the verbal lashing continues
Lex: Now i mean Thursday yours truly defends his title against one of what seems like thousands of wolf oriented wrestlers. Bah Gawd! some of these stray dogs just need to be put down.
Lex cracks open another beer, slams it back and once again tosses it to the side as he continues to speak.
Lex: Anyway my time is almost done Seattle........what have i forgotten?.......Oh yeah don't forget to stay in school.........i mean i didn't really stay in school but then again that probably proves why I'm on throw-down getting trashed and making cash lol. I'm sure madness has a strict no 'fun' clause. Isn't that right Cole?, no booty shaking or nothing eh?!?.......no response.......i'll take that as a resounding YES!. Oh one more thing Seattle be sure to pick up your MWA merchandise at MWAshop.com...I know it's getting tired don't blame me, blame the ass hats in media development. You stay sexy Seattle, i really gotta get the number to start up my own re-decorating business. Cause this place looks gooood!
Lex staggers out from the disaster and out of frame as fans pop into cheers once again as the titan-tron cuts out to static
