Post by Rod Lightning on Nov 25, 2009 16:51:38 GMT -5
Camera changes backstage as a tannoy fills the arena.
Tanoy: could Custard Creamer please come to JJ’s office, Custard Creamer please come to JJ’s office.
Custard Creamer: he must want to talk about advertising my biscuits……HURRAY!
Dave: or it could be the destruction of property MWA will have to pay for.
Custard Creamer: No it must be my biscuits.
Custard Creamer walks along the hallway with Dave backstage and enters JJ’s office.
Custard Creamer: I know what you are thinking, how much is this worth well I don’t mean to brag but I predict millions.
JJ: Sit Down!
Custard Creamer: what?
JJ: Millions, Millions, MILLIONS!
Custard Creamer: I know millions.
JJ: are you happy about this?
Custard Creamer: yes, why aren’t you?
JJ: NO! I am not happy!
Custard Creamer: well that is not a good mind frame to be in when in a business meeting.
JJ: What?
Custard Creamer: my biscuits!
JJ: NO! Your stupid destruction of half the damm arena !!
Custard Creamer: oh that, what about it?
JJ: it costs lots to repair, money I do not have!
Custard Creamer: so that is were the biscuits come in to raise money.
JJ: no you stupid T*%T !!
Custard Creamer: that is no a good way to speak to clients.
JJ: your not my client, you’re the stupid biscuit loving guy I hired and I am beginning to regret it!
Custard Creamer: I understand, ill go now.
JJ: yes go away...
Custard Creamer: I will leave my biscuits in case.
JJ: get OUT!
Custard Creamer and Dave leave JJ Hunters office, Custard Creamer closes the door.
Dave: Damm, he didn't sound too happy.
Custard Creamer: Oh its not that ba...
Suddenly a voice is heard coming from the back.
??: Well well, who do we have here?
Custard Creamer and Dave quickly turn around and see Rod Lightning standing in front of them.
Dave: Oh Jeezus, do you think he's mad because we blew him up during his entr...
Custard Creamer: SSHHT !!
Rod Lightning: Wait, that..that was YOU?!
Custard Creamer: No no! Not at all, it was ehm...it was.........the extreme regime. Yeaaa, they did it! They wanted to sabotage your greatne...
Rod Lightning: Oh shut it, i wanted to compliment you.
Custard Creamer: Wha...
Rod Lightning: Yea! You pissed off J.J. today! its good to see some of the young ones are carrying the torch!
A big smile appears on Custard Creamers face as he is happily staring at Rod. Rod walks toward CC and puts his arm over his shoulder.
Rod lightning: You see Custard, I've been nagging since season 4 for a new locker room, and with you destroying it i finally get a new one! (i think...).
Custard Creamer: Yea, i knew that! I was doing you a favor!
Rod smiles at Custard Creamer and points at Dave while he keeps staring at Custard.
Rod Lightning: You, turn of the camera...
Dave pretends to be turning off the camera but the sound is still on.
A loud bang is heard with Custard grunting.
Rod Lightning: ...But if you ever cross my path again...i don't think J.J. will be able to pay for the medical bill. So do me and MWA a favor and stay the HELL out of my way...
CC: Ow...okay...
Rod Lightning: Good, i hope we don't meet again. See ya Dave.
Dave: Bye Rodders.
...
BANG !!
The camera switches back on and we can see Dave lying on the ground with both of his hands covering his head. CC is trying to help Dave get back up.
Tanoy: could Custard Creamer please come to JJ’s office, Custard Creamer please come to JJ’s office.
Custard Creamer: he must want to talk about advertising my biscuits……HURRAY!
Dave: or it could be the destruction of property MWA will have to pay for.
Custard Creamer: No it must be my biscuits.
Custard Creamer walks along the hallway with Dave backstage and enters JJ’s office.
Custard Creamer: I know what you are thinking, how much is this worth well I don’t mean to brag but I predict millions.
JJ: Sit Down!
Custard Creamer: what?
JJ: Millions, Millions, MILLIONS!
Custard Creamer: I know millions.
JJ: are you happy about this?
Custard Creamer: yes, why aren’t you?
JJ: NO! I am not happy!
Custard Creamer: well that is not a good mind frame to be in when in a business meeting.
JJ: What?
Custard Creamer: my biscuits!
JJ: NO! Your stupid destruction of half the damm arena !!
Custard Creamer: oh that, what about it?
JJ: it costs lots to repair, money I do not have!
Custard Creamer: so that is were the biscuits come in to raise money.
JJ: no you stupid T*%T !!
Custard Creamer: that is no a good way to speak to clients.
JJ: your not my client, you’re the stupid biscuit loving guy I hired and I am beginning to regret it!
Custard Creamer: I understand, ill go now.
JJ: yes go away...
Custard Creamer: I will leave my biscuits in case.
JJ: get OUT!
Custard Creamer and Dave leave JJ Hunters office, Custard Creamer closes the door.
Dave: Damm, he didn't sound too happy.
Custard Creamer: Oh its not that ba...
Suddenly a voice is heard coming from the back.
??: Well well, who do we have here?
Custard Creamer and Dave quickly turn around and see Rod Lightning standing in front of them.
Dave: Oh Jeezus, do you think he's mad because we blew him up during his entr...
Custard Creamer: SSHHT !!
Rod Lightning: Wait, that..that was YOU?!
Custard Creamer: No no! Not at all, it was ehm...it was.........the extreme regime. Yeaaa, they did it! They wanted to sabotage your greatne...
Rod Lightning: Oh shut it, i wanted to compliment you.
Custard Creamer: Wha...
Rod Lightning: Yea! You pissed off J.J. today! its good to see some of the young ones are carrying the torch!
A big smile appears on Custard Creamers face as he is happily staring at Rod. Rod walks toward CC and puts his arm over his shoulder.
Rod lightning: You see Custard, I've been nagging since season 4 for a new locker room, and with you destroying it i finally get a new one! (i think...).
Custard Creamer: Yea, i knew that! I was doing you a favor!
Rod smiles at Custard Creamer and points at Dave while he keeps staring at Custard.
Rod Lightning: You, turn of the camera...
Dave pretends to be turning off the camera but the sound is still on.
A loud bang is heard with Custard grunting.
Rod Lightning: ...But if you ever cross my path again...i don't think J.J. will be able to pay for the medical bill. So do me and MWA a favor and stay the HELL out of my way...
CC: Ow...okay...
Rod Lightning: Good, i hope we don't meet again. See ya Dave.
Dave: Bye Rodders.
...
BANG !!
The camera switches back on and we can see Dave lying on the ground with both of his hands covering his head. CC is trying to help Dave get back up.
