Post by theheartbreaker on Dec 1, 2009 19:52:01 GMT -5
***Suddenly the lights go out in the arena and the WPA music starts up***
Justin Cole: Oh my god, it's the Wolf Protection Agency!
Garret Rogers: Oh my gawd… did you just wet your heartbreaker panties… these guys are a joke.
Allison, Heart Break Kid and Custard Creamer come from different points through the audience and surround Lone Wolf as Tech 9 rolls out of the ring and blocks off the entrance ramp.
Heart Break Kid takes a mic and slides into the ring with a worn out Lone Wolf.
Rogers: Who the hell gave him a microphone.
Heart Break Kid: Tech Nine, great job distracting him.
Tech gives a “thumbs up” as Lone Wolf looks around moving slowly away from HBK.
HBK: Wondering where your pack is…
Cole: Probably out chasing a rabbit or stealing some old lady chickens.
Rogers: We are in Texas... they could be out tipping cows cause there are only steers and what, Cole?
Cole: Queers?
Rogers: Yes you are Cole.
Custard points to the Jumbo Tron as the screen reveals the LoW locker room door covered in chains a several large locks bolted around it.
CC: You might say they in the middle of a *waits for it* deadlock!
The audience moans.
CC: That’s was pretty good.
Rogers: He needs to stick to eating.
Cole: Why… you think he needs to bulk up.
Rogers: No… I think he needs to shut up and he can’t talk as much if he’s eating.
CC throws a creamer at Rogers.
Allison: All jokes aside Lone Wolf *she rolls into the ring grinning* we need a ‘favor’ from you.
Lone Wolf growls as Allison gets closer.
Allison: We can make this easy and painless or…
Lone Wolf dives at Allison who barely dodges out of the way.
HBK darts at Lone Wolf and takes him to the ground as CC reaches under the ring and pulls out some rope and tosses it to Tech Nine then reaches in again and grabs two trash can lids.
CC: We’re about to have some fun. *CC claps the lids together*
Allison and Tech quickly tie up Lone Wolf as HBK holds him down.
Tech takes HBKs mic
Tech: And you're about to become an example.
Tech slugs him with the mic, grabs him away from HBK as CC comes into the ring too.
HBK and Alli stand back CC slams both lids on both sides of his face then Tech not letting go screams at CC and he holds the lids in place just over both his ears.
Rogers: Somebody needs to stop these punks!
In unison HBK and Alli kick the lids sending him twirling to the ground unconscious.
Cole: Double Super Kick! He'll be seeing stars until Revolution!
Alli picks up the mic.
Alli: Looks like we got something that belongs to you Wolf Masters. And you have something you stole from us. I’m willing to put your pup on the line for our belts at Revolution… if you refuse.
Alli leans over and glares at Lone Wolf
Alli: You might want to look for another wolf for your little pack.
Alli slaps a pair of handcuffs on Lone Wolf’s limp wrists and pulls him onto her shoulders then slides the key in her shirt.
Cole: That’s what I call a lucky key.
Rogers: You call anything or anyone that’s seen Allison’s stuff lucky.
Cole: Yeah… that’s probably about the only thing in this arena…
Rogers: If ‘probably only’ is half the MWA audience…
Cole: What?
The WPA walk through the crowd with their prize on Alli's shoulder with HBK and Tech usher her through the sea of humanity and CC handing out creamers to anyone with a hand out… and anyone without one out too.
Rogers: You haven’t seen the shower tape…
***the video feed dies for several moments before***
,lol
