Post by The British Hero!!! on Dec 2, 2009 12:17:45 GMT -5
Mason is seen standing with Muhamad Faisal, who seems to unveiling something.
M.F: Now M*therf*cker. For Revolution i have bought you the best in sports technology. You know the stuff, man. Hover boots, gloves that have the power of sledgehammers. All that sh*t.
Mason: Let me guess, you went on ebay, found some crap that the sellers have lied about, and bought them for way too much?
M.F reveals some average looking sneakers.
M.F: Now these things MAKE. YOU. FLY. Thats right, makes YOU fly. Can you believe that man. At Revolution everyones going to be like "Holy sh*t, man. That guy must have an awesome Saudi Arabian friend".
Mason: No. They'll go "look at The British D*ck in his retarded shoes, i bet he got them from ebay like some perv"
M.F: You're so negative, man. Act cool, like me.
Mason: I'll act cool when i'm safe in the knowledge that at Revolution i'll come out top, or alive at least.
M.F: Man you are moody...... Now lets look at the SLEDGEHAMMER GLOVES!!!
Mason: No. Lets not. I'm going to go and chat Alli or Sara up. And no i don't care if Ian knows.
Mason walks off. Leaving Muhamad to put on the gloves. He turns to the wall.
M.F: Take this wall!
With one punch Muhamad destroys the wall.
M.F: M*therf*cker!
The scene ends.
M.F: Now M*therf*cker. For Revolution i have bought you the best in sports technology. You know the stuff, man. Hover boots, gloves that have the power of sledgehammers. All that sh*t.
Mason: Let me guess, you went on ebay, found some crap that the sellers have lied about, and bought them for way too much?
M.F reveals some average looking sneakers.
M.F: Now these things MAKE. YOU. FLY. Thats right, makes YOU fly. Can you believe that man. At Revolution everyones going to be like "Holy sh*t, man. That guy must have an awesome Saudi Arabian friend".
Mason: No. They'll go "look at The British D*ck in his retarded shoes, i bet he got them from ebay like some perv"
M.F: You're so negative, man. Act cool, like me.
Mason: I'll act cool when i'm safe in the knowledge that at Revolution i'll come out top, or alive at least.
M.F: Man you are moody...... Now lets look at the SLEDGEHAMMER GLOVES!!!
Mason: No. Lets not. I'm going to go and chat Alli or Sara up. And no i don't care if Ian knows.
Mason walks off. Leaving Muhamad to put on the gloves. He turns to the wall.
M.F: Take this wall!
With one punch Muhamad destroys the wall.
M.F: M*therf*cker!
The scene ends.
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