Post by custardcreamer on Dec 2, 2009 16:35:21 GMT -5
*camera switches backstage to Custard Creamer*
Custard Creamer:hello you little Korean kiddies…..
Dave: it is not the korean video
Custard Creamer:awkward
*camera goes fuzzy then returns to Custard Creamer*
Custard Creamer:hello MWA fans. I come bearing news of great importance. Last week I changed the world, that is right me and a few other MWA superstars went to a charity conference……..what that is not saving the world? What is then? Planting trees, lowering CO2, that bull…….well umm I guess we should play the footage of me and some others not saving the world
*camera changes to video clip of Custard Creamer, Dave, Alli, HBK and Tech in a coach.*
Custard Creamer:the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round all day long*
HBK: Shut up Custard
Custard Creamer:no I like that song
HBK: I got a headache
Custard Creamer:
then sleep
HBK:I can’t because of you
Custard Creamer:well whose fault is that?
HBK:YOURS!
Dave:I need to go potty!
*Dave stands up and after almost falling over Alli climbs over to the Coach Toilet.*
Dave: it dirty
HBK: just go
Custard Creamer:leave off Dave!
Alli: use the toilet tissue to clean it
Dave: I can’t
Alli: why?
Dave:I am scared
Alli: of what?
Dave:germs
HBK: for the love of god
Custard Creamer: pull over
HBK:DRIVER KEEP GOING!
Alli: Dave can you hold it in
Dave: no
Tech: just let him go how long can he be
*Coach stops and Dave climbs out and begins to pee in a bush*
*10MIN LATER TAGLINE CROSSES SCREEN*
HBK:oh hurry up
Tech:someone is stressy
Alli: that is a lot of pee and come to think of It I never see him drink
Custard Creamer:He has a special problem….don’t judge
*Dave walks back on coach and sits down*
Dave: all better
Alli:was that so hard
Custard Creamer: I mean it not like he needed a number two
Tech: wait driver I need the toilet
*screen turns black then shows everyone in coach arriving*
HBK: right Alli lets get ready we need to avoid being associated with those losers
Alli: they are okay
HBK:look at them
*Tech is asleep with Dave on his shoulder and Custard Creamer is eating biscuits*
Custard Creamer:funny, I big conference and you want Alli to yourself
HBK: so what?
Custard Creamer:don’t forget to get back to the coach you two
Alli: grow up Custard
*screen turns black then shows everyone sitting down in their seats with HBK and Tech either side of Alli*
Custard Creamer:I cant wait
Tech: me neither this is gunna rock, what charity we here for?
Custard Creamer:STG, SAVE THE GOATS
Tech: I see
HBK:what, this is for goats?
Alli: shush it’s starting
*Black Eyed Pees walk on stage and suddenly Custard Creamer is gone*
Tech: Where is Custard?
Dave: don’t know
*in all the talking HBK puts hi arm round Alli*
HBK:so enjoying the concert?
Alli: it just started
HBK: of course
*screen blackens then comes back showing everyone except Custard Creamer in the coach*
Tech:what a concert
Alli: think of all the money
HBK:driver lets go
Tech: wait what about custard?
Alli: I forgot about him, where is he
*tagline crosses screen saying “2 hours later”
*Custard Creamer stumbles in coach*
Tech:where were you?
HBK: we had to wait
Custard Creamer: I was at hotel next door with some blond
Alli: but the concert was for charity
Custard Creamer: no the conference in the hotel next door was, the concert was just coincidence
Tech: what?
Custard Creamer:I told you conference remember
*screen fades*
Custard Creamer: I saved the world
*screen fades*
Custard Creamer:hello you little Korean kiddies…..
Dave: it is not the korean video
Custard Creamer:awkward
*camera goes fuzzy then returns to Custard Creamer*
Custard Creamer:hello MWA fans. I come bearing news of great importance. Last week I changed the world, that is right me and a few other MWA superstars went to a charity conference……..what that is not saving the world? What is then? Planting trees, lowering CO2, that bull…….well umm I guess we should play the footage of me and some others not saving the world
*camera changes to video clip of Custard Creamer, Dave, Alli, HBK and Tech in a coach.*
Custard Creamer:the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round all day long*
HBK: Shut up Custard
Custard Creamer:no I like that song
HBK: I got a headache
Custard Creamer:
then sleep
HBK:I can’t because of you
Custard Creamer:well whose fault is that?
HBK:YOURS!
Dave:I need to go potty!
*Dave stands up and after almost falling over Alli climbs over to the Coach Toilet.*
Dave: it dirty
HBK: just go
Custard Creamer:leave off Dave!
Alli: use the toilet tissue to clean it
Dave: I can’t
Alli: why?
Dave:I am scared
Alli: of what?
Dave:germs
HBK: for the love of god
Custard Creamer: pull over
HBK:DRIVER KEEP GOING!
Alli: Dave can you hold it in
Dave: no
Tech: just let him go how long can he be
*Coach stops and Dave climbs out and begins to pee in a bush*
*10MIN LATER TAGLINE CROSSES SCREEN*
HBK:oh hurry up
Tech:someone is stressy
Alli: that is a lot of pee and come to think of It I never see him drink
Custard Creamer:He has a special problem….don’t judge
*Dave walks back on coach and sits down*
Dave: all better
Alli:was that so hard
Custard Creamer: I mean it not like he needed a number two
Tech: wait driver I need the toilet
*screen turns black then shows everyone in coach arriving*
HBK: right Alli lets get ready we need to avoid being associated with those losers
Alli: they are okay
HBK:look at them
*Tech is asleep with Dave on his shoulder and Custard Creamer is eating biscuits*
Custard Creamer:funny, I big conference and you want Alli to yourself
HBK: so what?
Custard Creamer:don’t forget to get back to the coach you two
Alli: grow up Custard
*screen turns black then shows everyone sitting down in their seats with HBK and Tech either side of Alli*
Custard Creamer:I cant wait
Tech: me neither this is gunna rock, what charity we here for?
Custard Creamer:STG, SAVE THE GOATS
Tech: I see
HBK:what, this is for goats?
Alli: shush it’s starting
*Black Eyed Pees walk on stage and suddenly Custard Creamer is gone*
Tech: Where is Custard?
Dave: don’t know
*in all the talking HBK puts hi arm round Alli*
HBK:so enjoying the concert?
Alli: it just started
HBK: of course
*screen blackens then comes back showing everyone except Custard Creamer in the coach*
Tech:what a concert
Alli: think of all the money
HBK:driver lets go
Tech: wait what about custard?
Alli: I forgot about him, where is he
*tagline crosses screen saying “2 hours later”
*Custard Creamer stumbles in coach*
Tech:where were you?
HBK: we had to wait
Custard Creamer: I was at hotel next door with some blond
Alli: but the concert was for charity
Custard Creamer: no the conference in the hotel next door was, the concert was just coincidence
Tech: what?
Custard Creamer:I told you conference remember
*screen fades*
Custard Creamer: I saved the world
*screen fades*
