Post by machosteele on Dec 3, 2009 5:50:18 GMT -5
(OOC: First of all I would like to thank Custard Creamer for letting me use him in this and for his input. I was thinking you could use this for Monday's show.)
The camera focuses on the announce table where Justin Cole and Garrett Rogers are sat.
Justin Cole: “At this time ladies and gentlemen we have some backstage footage that took place earlier today before we came on air here in Dallas.”
Garrett Rogers: “Oh yeah, this is the man Macho Steele, check it out.”
A camera is following Macho Steele as he walks down a corridor he turns to his right, the camera follows him through double doors into the catering area. The room is quiet and there is only one other person in it, sitting with his feet up on a table eating biscuits and reading a comic is Custard Creamer
Macho: “I am looking for Garrett, he wanted to meet me here, where is he?”
Custard Creamer jumps up from his chair.
CC: “Oh my god, it’s really you.”
This brings a smile to Macho’s face as he has that familiar feeling of being recognized.
CC: “My name is Custard Creamer, I…. I am a massive fan of yours Mr. Justice I have watched your movie like a million times.”
Macho has a confused look on his face as he thinks about what CC has just said.
Macho: “What did you just call me?”
CC: “Mr. Justice, L.T. Justice from the movie Silencer right? It’s an honor to meet you sir.
CC extends his hand for a hand shake but Macho does not extend his hand, he still has a confused look on his face as he thinks about what was just said.
Macho: “You do know that L.T. Justice is only my name in the movie and not my actual name right?”
CC is the one who has a confused look on his face now
CC: “What?”
Macho: “L.T. Justice is my character’s name in the movie Silencer, a character. My real name is Macho Steele. I have starred in over twenty other movies under different characters.”
CC still has a confused look on his face.
Macho: “You do know the difference between fiction and reality right?”
CC: “Um… of course I do, yeah.”
Macho: “Well then, Silencer was a fictional story it didn’t actually happen, I am an actor and I was hired to play the part of L.T. Justice.”
CC: “You mean you didn’t singlehandedly take down an entire Russian mob with only a pistol gun? You didn’t kill 3 people with the one bullet? You didn’t break a guy’s neck with your bear hands? You……”
Macho (interrupting): “No I didn’t take down an entire Russian mob with only a pistol, what the hell is wrong with you? Don’t get me wrong if it was absolutely necessary I could break a guy’s neck with these hands but no that didn’t really happen. Damn you are dumb, now have you seen Garrett? He wanted to talk to me about something”
CC: “He was here yeah but production called him away to do a mike check for commentary tonight, He said he wouldn’t be too long, I guess you could say” CC puts on his best deep foreign accent. “He’ll be back!”
Macho Steele Stares at CC for a few seconds.
Macho: “Excuse me?”
CC continues in the same voice: “He’ll be back! You know as in I’ll be Back! From your movie.”
Macho covers his face with his hands and shakes his head letting out a sigh.
Macho: “That wasn’t me you idiot.”
CC: “It wasn’t?”
Macho: “No! That was Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator.”
CC looks as if he is in deep thought, after a few seconds a smile comes across his face as he clicks his fingers.
CC: “Got it.”
CC lifts his arms to make it look like he is pointing a gun at Macho Steele.
CC in a low voice: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question ‘Do I feel Lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
There is a look of shock on Macho Steele’s face.
Macho: “WHAT! That’s Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. I thought you said you had watched my movie a million times?”
CC: “I have, its just I get confused sometimes.”
CC scratches his head still trying to think of the catchphrase, he looks at Macho ant then shouts out.
“YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERFU……” A hand appears and covers CC’s mouth to stop him finishing his sentence, as the camera shot pans back it is the hand of Garrett Rogers.
Rogers: “What are you doing? Get over in that corner, sit back down, shut up and leave Mr. Steele alone. I must apologize for my tardiness Mr. Steele, these damn mike checks. Let us go somewhere a little more private, I have a few things I would like to discuss with you.”
Macho: “Anything to get me away from this freak.”
Garrett and Macho begin to walk over to the door as CC makes his way back to his seat in the corner, just as Garrett and Macho are heading through the door CC shouts.
“Hasta la vista, baby”
Macho gets angry and barges back in through the door only to be ushered out of the catering area by Garrett.
Rogers:“Leave it Macho, come on lets go. You don’t have time for this, you have the biggest match in your career thus far coming up this Thursday in the Triple Threat match.”
As Garrett closes the door CC sits back down and puts his feet back up on the table CC reaches for his biscuits and goes back to reading his comic.
CC: “Man, I can’t believe I just met L.T. Justice, that was awesome.”
The camera cuts back to the announcers table, Garrett Rogers is shaking his head as Justin Cole is trying to control his laughter.
Rogers: “Can you believe that Custard Creamer guy?”
Cole: “Creamer is certainly one of the most colorful stars here in the MWA.”
Rogers: “Colorful is that what we are calling it now? Shocking behavior from a so called professional wrestler.”
Cole: “Aw can’t you get off the guys back? What did you want with Macho anyway? You want to talk about shocking what shocked me was that you wanted to meet Macho in the catering area.”
Cole with a sarcastic voice: “Yeah real shocking out of all the places to pick you chose the catering area.”
Rogers: “That’s none of your business and how dare you, for the record I am in the best shape of my life.”
Cole: “I thought that would shut you up, well as you heard Garrett say during that, Macho Steele will be involved in the Triple Threat match for the Great Lakes Championship this Thursday at Revolution along with Furious Steele and Drew Korth. Speaking of Revolution, in a late addition to the card, it will be this man to my right Garrett Rogers taking on the Finlander Leka. Is that what you were wanting to talk to Macho about, your match with Leka?”
Garrett Rogers ignores Justin Cole’s question.
Cole: “You giving me the silence treatment eh? Well ladies and gentlemen you can see this and so so much more this Thursday at MWA Revolution you wont want to miss it.”
The camera focuses on the announce table where Justin Cole and Garrett Rogers are sat.
Justin Cole: “At this time ladies and gentlemen we have some backstage footage that took place earlier today before we came on air here in Dallas.”
Garrett Rogers: “Oh yeah, this is the man Macho Steele, check it out.”
A camera is following Macho Steele as he walks down a corridor he turns to his right, the camera follows him through double doors into the catering area. The room is quiet and there is only one other person in it, sitting with his feet up on a table eating biscuits and reading a comic is Custard Creamer
Macho: “I am looking for Garrett, he wanted to meet me here, where is he?”
Custard Creamer jumps up from his chair.
CC: “Oh my god, it’s really you.”
This brings a smile to Macho’s face as he has that familiar feeling of being recognized.
CC: “My name is Custard Creamer, I…. I am a massive fan of yours Mr. Justice I have watched your movie like a million times.”
Macho has a confused look on his face as he thinks about what CC has just said.
Macho: “What did you just call me?”
CC: “Mr. Justice, L.T. Justice from the movie Silencer right? It’s an honor to meet you sir.
CC extends his hand for a hand shake but Macho does not extend his hand, he still has a confused look on his face as he thinks about what was just said.
Macho: “You do know that L.T. Justice is only my name in the movie and not my actual name right?”
CC is the one who has a confused look on his face now
CC: “What?”
Macho: “L.T. Justice is my character’s name in the movie Silencer, a character. My real name is Macho Steele. I have starred in over twenty other movies under different characters.”
CC still has a confused look on his face.
Macho: “You do know the difference between fiction and reality right?”
CC: “Um… of course I do, yeah.”
Macho: “Well then, Silencer was a fictional story it didn’t actually happen, I am an actor and I was hired to play the part of L.T. Justice.”
CC: “You mean you didn’t singlehandedly take down an entire Russian mob with only a pistol gun? You didn’t kill 3 people with the one bullet? You didn’t break a guy’s neck with your bear hands? You……”
Macho (interrupting): “No I didn’t take down an entire Russian mob with only a pistol, what the hell is wrong with you? Don’t get me wrong if it was absolutely necessary I could break a guy’s neck with these hands but no that didn’t really happen. Damn you are dumb, now have you seen Garrett? He wanted to talk to me about something”
CC: “He was here yeah but production called him away to do a mike check for commentary tonight, He said he wouldn’t be too long, I guess you could say” CC puts on his best deep foreign accent. “He’ll be back!”
Macho Steele Stares at CC for a few seconds.
Macho: “Excuse me?”
CC continues in the same voice: “He’ll be back! You know as in I’ll be Back! From your movie.”
Macho covers his face with his hands and shakes his head letting out a sigh.
Macho: “That wasn’t me you idiot.”
CC: “It wasn’t?”
Macho: “No! That was Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator.”
CC looks as if he is in deep thought, after a few seconds a smile comes across his face as he clicks his fingers.
CC: “Got it.”
CC lifts his arms to make it look like he is pointing a gun at Macho Steele.
CC in a low voice: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question ‘Do I feel Lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
There is a look of shock on Macho Steele’s face.
Macho: “WHAT! That’s Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. I thought you said you had watched my movie a million times?”
CC: “I have, its just I get confused sometimes.”
CC scratches his head still trying to think of the catchphrase, he looks at Macho ant then shouts out.
“YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERFU……” A hand appears and covers CC’s mouth to stop him finishing his sentence, as the camera shot pans back it is the hand of Garrett Rogers.
Rogers: “What are you doing? Get over in that corner, sit back down, shut up and leave Mr. Steele alone. I must apologize for my tardiness Mr. Steele, these damn mike checks. Let us go somewhere a little more private, I have a few things I would like to discuss with you.”
Macho: “Anything to get me away from this freak.”
Garrett and Macho begin to walk over to the door as CC makes his way back to his seat in the corner, just as Garrett and Macho are heading through the door CC shouts.
“Hasta la vista, baby”
Macho gets angry and barges back in through the door only to be ushered out of the catering area by Garrett.
Rogers:“Leave it Macho, come on lets go. You don’t have time for this, you have the biggest match in your career thus far coming up this Thursday in the Triple Threat match.”
As Garrett closes the door CC sits back down and puts his feet back up on the table CC reaches for his biscuits and goes back to reading his comic.
CC: “Man, I can’t believe I just met L.T. Justice, that was awesome.”
The camera cuts back to the announcers table, Garrett Rogers is shaking his head as Justin Cole is trying to control his laughter.
Rogers: “Can you believe that Custard Creamer guy?”
Cole: “Creamer is certainly one of the most colorful stars here in the MWA.”
Rogers: “Colorful is that what we are calling it now? Shocking behavior from a so called professional wrestler.”
Cole: “Aw can’t you get off the guys back? What did you want with Macho anyway? You want to talk about shocking what shocked me was that you wanted to meet Macho in the catering area.”
Cole with a sarcastic voice: “Yeah real shocking out of all the places to pick you chose the catering area.”
Rogers: “That’s none of your business and how dare you, for the record I am in the best shape of my life.”
Cole: “I thought that would shut you up, well as you heard Garrett say during that, Macho Steele will be involved in the Triple Threat match for the Great Lakes Championship this Thursday at Revolution along with Furious Steele and Drew Korth. Speaking of Revolution, in a late addition to the card, it will be this man to my right Garrett Rogers taking on the Finlander Leka. Is that what you were wanting to talk to Macho about, your match with Leka?”
Garrett Rogers ignores Justin Cole’s question.
Cole: “You giving me the silence treatment eh? Well ladies and gentlemen you can see this and so so much more this Thursday at MWA Revolution you wont want to miss it.”
