Post by Lex Largon on Dec 9, 2009 19:16:36 GMT -5
Yet another day passes. I know what you're thinking, yeah i know days tend to begin and end regularly. But thats not the point. I think today was possibly even worse then yesterday.........to start i wake up in a completely empty house. A note on the table reads: " Be back around 5-ish fend for your self and try not to get into to much trouble today. I swear Sarkodie if you go assaulting another teacher we are going to have to keep you chained up in the backyard, HAHAHAHA just kidding buddy have a good day love Dad." Which i found pretty funny that my dad is so layed back and my mother is so tightly wound i always wonder how they stay together so long. But then again my mom is a lawyer......so that could add to her up tightedness lol. Anyway i went on to the basement to find that my dog Ozzy had torn my new couch to shreds. Now, i normally don't buy furniture, but, this was a really nice cheap couch so i figured why not. I guess Ozzy thought differently. After i cleaned up the mess i staggered up to the kitchen finally starting my week off of doing nothing that i decided to give myself. I grabbed the nearest mug and made some hot coco. After that was done i decided to read the newspaper like i always do in the morning. Don't ask it's a weird habit that both my dad and i only share no one else in our family like to read early in the morning, we're special lol. Any who after i was done with the paper i chose to go pick up my friend Iggy and take him to school, lets face it i have nothing better to do. Now when we get to the entrance of the school i see Mr. Leether the guy who i "assaulted" anyway. he saw me and gave me the most dirty look ever my reaction, i gave him the finger and sped off. I felt really bad-ass at that moment then a few seconds later i came back to my nerdy old self when i saw a very pretty girl cross the street in front of my car and she winked at me at that very second i began to choke on my green apple loli pop. I know the epitome of cool. Once i gave myself a makeshift Heimlich maneuver i continued on down the street only to get pulled over. At this point i was thinking it's because I'm black and then i chuckled to myself cause i thought i was funny. When the cop came to the door. I was still chuckling, she didn't think it was as funny as i did. Turns out her dad was thrown in jail for beating a black man near death. At that moment i crap my pants, Being the friendly person i am i tried to cut the tension and tell her about my dog ripping up my brand new couch. She told me that she didn't really have any interest about my personal life and wrote me a ticket for speeding 1 km over the speed limit. Of course i went and paid the ticket and went back home where my Girl friend was standing out side on my front steps looking more pissed then ever. I got out and greeted her with my usual quirky smile and warm wave. I guess karma kicked in, she gave me the finger, knees me in my tender area and left abruptly saying only but one thing: "BASTARD!" i still don't know what i did. Then when i finally got to my feet and up the steps my brother opened the door in shock his words hurt my Brain as my ears were still ringing from the low-blow. "Hey man, what the hell are you doin laying out her in the cold?, You hurt?, Oh man don't tell me you been shot! oh god damn hold on right there man i'll go get my first aid kit". Yes i did end up stopping him before he called the cops or got the first aid kit. I told him how my junk hand become a self defense kick pad. He laughed and helped me up then, he pulled the biggest douche move and hauled off and kicked my junk like it was a soccer ball. Once again i fell to my knees with the ringing once again coming back to my ears and head. I have no idea how long i layed there in a semi coherent state but i imagine it was quite along time cause when i got my senses back about me it was dark with very little light beaming off the street lamps i thought i had jumped far into the night. then i realized its winter darkness sets in pretty damn early. When i got in i found that i had only been out there for an hour and 36 minutes. My brother greeted me from behind the fridge i told him he would have to move from behind there sooner or later. He didn't take me seriously and ran out screaming "whatcha gunna do my little half white half black BRUTHA!" At that moment he felt the sting of why my muay thai teacher calls me 'Razor Sharp' with a stiff kick straight to his family jewels. I felt kinda bad but it was just an equalizer we were even and he knew that. Then i staggered up to my room to find a note left by my Girl friend that apparently magically got passed me and to my brother and up in my room. I took it, unfolded it and began reading " I'm sorry for kneeing you like that i guess I'm a little loopy today. I heard a rumor that you and that little grade nine girl were going out and fooling around behind my back. I should've known it wasn't true again, I'm terribly sorry" Now lets face facts here i don't really know the girl all that well i know her name is Trisha and she is grade nine thats about it. Then again alot of girls in my school are sloots so i could see where people would get the idea lol. Anyway I'm gunna go ice my manly bits,
I'll catch you all on the flip
Your Friend, Kodie Doutley
I'll catch you all on the flip
Your Friend, Kodie Doutley
