Post by steele on Dec 11, 2009 11:12:44 GMT -5
(Scene opens in the office of Tommy Boens backstage a few hours after Revolution went off the air. Sebastian St. Claire (SSC) has his feet on the desk and is leaning back in his chair reading a "Scooby Doo" comic book. Tommy Bones is sleeping on a pull out cot on the side of his desk. He tosses and turns several times and all of a sudden sits up quickly covered in sweat. SSC doesn't even to seem to notice.)
Bones: Holy crap, I just had the worse nightmare..
SSC: (not even looking up) Do you think Daffeny and Willma every get it on in the back of the van? I bet Shaggy provides the drugs and gets into the mix....
Bones: (looks annoyed at SSC) Dude listen to me.
(SSC turns to Bones and feigns interest).
Bones: I had the most horrific nightmare.. We went to Revolution and everything was just as planned. Macho and Furious were working together and all of a sudden some crazy chick in a mask came down and screwed everything up and Drew won the match and after the match Furious knocked out Macho and left the arena.... Its like my whole world crashed down around me....It was terrible.......
(SSC gives a quizical look at Bones for a few moments trying to figure out how to address this and then gets a little goofy smile on his face.)
SSC: Yeah that would be horrible. But we all know that no talent cry baby Drew could never beat Furious Steele let allow both Steele's at once... What a silly nightmare you had.....
Bones: Yeah your telling me.... Man I can't wait to put the screws to Drew for the next month. I am going to make his life hell......... Hey where is my Great Lakes Championship Belt?
(SSC quickly looks around and grabs a plastic cheesy MWA championship belt <that you can buy at any MWA event or on our website for only 29.95> and hands it to Bones. Tommy takes a long look at the belt and then snuggles up in his cot with it.)
Bones: Don't worry Mr. Great Lakes championship belt, I will never let you go. We will be together.. FOREVER....
(Bones quickly falls asleep cuddling the belt like a teddy bear.)
SSC: Man repressed memories can be so much fun... I better find a replacement Drew before he wakes up...... This could be a lot of fun......
(Scene closes with SSC making a phone call.)
Bones: Holy crap, I just had the worse nightmare..
SSC: (not even looking up) Do you think Daffeny and Willma every get it on in the back of the van? I bet Shaggy provides the drugs and gets into the mix....
Bones: (looks annoyed at SSC) Dude listen to me.
(SSC turns to Bones and feigns interest).
Bones: I had the most horrific nightmare.. We went to Revolution and everything was just as planned. Macho and Furious were working together and all of a sudden some crazy chick in a mask came down and screwed everything up and Drew won the match and after the match Furious knocked out Macho and left the arena.... Its like my whole world crashed down around me....It was terrible.......
(SSC gives a quizical look at Bones for a few moments trying to figure out how to address this and then gets a little goofy smile on his face.)
SSC: Yeah that would be horrible. But we all know that no talent cry baby Drew could never beat Furious Steele let allow both Steele's at once... What a silly nightmare you had.....
Bones: Yeah your telling me.... Man I can't wait to put the screws to Drew for the next month. I am going to make his life hell......... Hey where is my Great Lakes Championship Belt?
(SSC quickly looks around and grabs a plastic cheesy MWA championship belt <that you can buy at any MWA event or on our website for only 29.95> and hands it to Bones. Tommy takes a long look at the belt and then snuggles up in his cot with it.)
Bones: Don't worry Mr. Great Lakes championship belt, I will never let you go. We will be together.. FOREVER....
(Bones quickly falls asleep cuddling the belt like a teddy bear.)
SSC: Man repressed memories can be so much fun... I better find a replacement Drew before he wakes up...... This could be a lot of fun......
(Scene closes with SSC making a phone call.)
