Post by The British Hero!!! on Dec 14, 2009 11:15:23 GMT -5
The scene opens with Mason sitting in his new office Muhamad Faisal bought him for Christmas listening to Dan Hartman's "Relight My Fire". When Muhamad Faisal walks in.
M.F: What's up, man? Had a good Christmas?
Mason: Oh. Um. Yeah. Thats the spot. I mean. Come out Cindy.
A woman comes out from under Mason's desk.
Mason: Who loves you Cindy?
Cindy: You do Mason.
Cindy walks out. Faisal looks gobsmacked.
M.F: My man! That is ice cold!
Mason: I know *does up fly* right?
Mason puts his newly polished boots onto the table.
Mason: See? Is'nt Cindy the best shoe polisher in the world? These two "monsters" are going to have a "ball" tonight?
Faisal stands with an amazed look on his face.
Mason: Anyhow, back to business. My time has come. Kevin was one of the best world champs ever but has to let me have my chance at the world title.
M.F: Yeah but whose gonna give you a title shot?
Mason: Well i have a feeling that Lance "The noob" Jade is going to congratulate our new champ Lex Largon sometime tonight. That is when i'm going to come out. Go bla bla America sucks, you suck, give me a title shot bla bla.
M.F: Genius!
Mason: I know right, i mean i was just born with it.
Mason and Faisal stand silent for several seconds.
Mason: So thats it? We done?
M.F: Yeah, gangsta!
Mason: Well it's nice we had this chat. Good, bonding, totally heterossexual talk.
Mason and Faisal then look at each other. Then to the camera, the scene ends.
M.F: What's up, man? Had a good Christmas?
Mason: Oh. Um. Yeah. Thats the spot. I mean. Come out Cindy.
A woman comes out from under Mason's desk.
Mason: Who loves you Cindy?
Cindy: You do Mason.
Cindy walks out. Faisal looks gobsmacked.
M.F: My man! That is ice cold!
Mason: I know *does up fly* right?
Mason puts his newly polished boots onto the table.
Mason: See? Is'nt Cindy the best shoe polisher in the world? These two "monsters" are going to have a "ball" tonight?
Faisal stands with an amazed look on his face.
Mason: Anyhow, back to business. My time has come. Kevin was one of the best world champs ever but has to let me have my chance at the world title.
M.F: Yeah but whose gonna give you a title shot?
Mason: Well i have a feeling that Lance "The noob" Jade is going to congratulate our new champ Lex Largon sometime tonight. That is when i'm going to come out. Go bla bla America sucks, you suck, give me a title shot bla bla.
M.F: Genius!
Mason: I know right, i mean i was just born with it.
Mason and Faisal stand silent for several seconds.
Mason: So thats it? We done?
M.F: Yeah, gangsta!
Mason: Well it's nice we had this chat. Good, bonding, totally heterossexual talk.
Mason and Faisal then look at each other. Then to the camera, the scene ends.
