Post by steele on Dec 15, 2009 16:28:51 GMT -5
(Scene opens backstage with Sebastian St. Claire standing behind a poduim with a bright orange "If it's funny its not wrong" t-shirt. Standing off to his right is Tommy Bones wearing a top of the line black suit with a blood red dress shirt. His long blonde hair is in a pony tail, he is clean shaved and is looking very GQ. He has the plastic Great Lakes title hung over his shoulders. A midget is standing next to Tommy Bones who has a wig and outfit on that makes him look like Drew.)
SSC: (sinister smile on his face) At Revolution, we saw Furious Steele successfully defend his Great Lakes Championship and Tommy Bones gained the servitude of Drew for the next month. At this time Mr. Bones would like to make an announcement.
(Bones steps up to the mic and points at his shoes and LilDrew starts shinning Tommy Bones shoes.)
Bones: (Goofy look in his eyes) At Revolution Underground Promotions made history by defending the Great Lakes Title and adding one of the top talents in the movie/wrestling industry today in Macho Steele... The cherry on the top was Drew being my slave for the next month.
(Bones looks down at LilDrew with a slightly confused look on his face.)
Bones: Man, he sure looked bigger in the ring.
SSC: (leans forward) The camera and lighting will do that.
Bones: (focusses back on the camera) What is next for Underground Promotions is what the world wants to know..... I will tell you. Over the next month, Macho and I will be assessing MWA talent and at the next ppv we will add the next member to Underground Promotions. But that is not all....... I am throwing this challenge out to our new hardcore champion.. At the next PPV, Macho Steele vs the soon to be former hardcore champion wolf wolf in a Dog Collar match. To win you must get the dog collar around your oppenents neck and drag them around the ring. Also known as walking the dog..
SSC: (semi steps in front of Bones) And sense it is clear that nobody is worthy of a Great Lakes title shot. Tommy Bones will not need to defend his title.
(SSC points down at LilDrew).
SSC: Bones, he is messing up your shoes. Put that boy in line.
(Bones puts his full attention into scowlding LilDrew which includes slapping him on the top of the head a few times like a small child. With Bones distracted SSC leans forward to the mic and speaks softly while holding a DVD in his right hand.)
SSC: And our new boss Ritter and JJ Hunter... I have sent a copy of this DVD to both of you. I think you should watch it carefully and then make things right. You may want to focus on the legs of Furious Steele at the end of the match.
(Scene fades with SSC pulling out a water gun and squirting LilDrew in the face for his poor job shining the shoes.)
SSC: (sinister smile on his face) At Revolution, we saw Furious Steele successfully defend his Great Lakes Championship and Tommy Bones gained the servitude of Drew for the next month. At this time Mr. Bones would like to make an announcement.
(Bones steps up to the mic and points at his shoes and LilDrew starts shinning Tommy Bones shoes.)
Bones: (Goofy look in his eyes) At Revolution Underground Promotions made history by defending the Great Lakes Title and adding one of the top talents in the movie/wrestling industry today in Macho Steele... The cherry on the top was Drew being my slave for the next month.
(Bones looks down at LilDrew with a slightly confused look on his face.)
Bones: Man, he sure looked bigger in the ring.
SSC: (leans forward) The camera and lighting will do that.
Bones: (focusses back on the camera) What is next for Underground Promotions is what the world wants to know..... I will tell you. Over the next month, Macho and I will be assessing MWA talent and at the next ppv we will add the next member to Underground Promotions. But that is not all....... I am throwing this challenge out to our new hardcore champion.. At the next PPV, Macho Steele vs the soon to be former hardcore champion wolf wolf in a Dog Collar match. To win you must get the dog collar around your oppenents neck and drag them around the ring. Also known as walking the dog..
SSC: (semi steps in front of Bones) And sense it is clear that nobody is worthy of a Great Lakes title shot. Tommy Bones will not need to defend his title.
(SSC points down at LilDrew).
SSC: Bones, he is messing up your shoes. Put that boy in line.
(Bones puts his full attention into scowlding LilDrew which includes slapping him on the top of the head a few times like a small child. With Bones distracted SSC leans forward to the mic and speaks softly while holding a DVD in his right hand.)
SSC: And our new boss Ritter and JJ Hunter... I have sent a copy of this DVD to both of you. I think you should watch it carefully and then make things right. You may want to focus on the legs of Furious Steele at the end of the match.
(Scene fades with SSC pulling out a water gun and squirting LilDrew in the face for his poor job shining the shoes.)
