Post by machosteele on Dec 16, 2009 12:13:38 GMT -5
(OOC – This is a long one lol, it was hard to try and work everything in, I hope you can all make sense out of it. I had to alter it at the last minute to take Drew’s name out of it but I think I managed.)
The scene opens up with Sara Sanderson standing with a microphone, to her right is Macho Steele in his hand he holds a mask, similar to the one that the woman who attacked him at ReVolution was wearing. To the right of Macho, wearing a sharp business suit is Macho’s agent Phillip J.W. Anderson.
Sara: “Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with Macho Steele who I have unwillingly agreed to do this interview with in order to clear a few things up about what happened at Revolution.”
Macho: “Unwillingly? Damn-it would you, for once in your life at least pretend to show some professionalism and do this interview properly?” (Macho turns to Phillip J.W. Anderson) “You just can’t get the staff nowadays” Phillip shakes his head as he agrees with Macho.
Sara: “You have some cheek I have taken crap from you for weeks and you tell me I need to be professional?”
Macho: “Look Sara, just because I don’t fall head over heels in love with you like most of the idiots here in MWA including Lex, doesn’t give you the right to call me unprofessional. You should still do your job even though you know you will never get a piece of this body.”
Sara: “Ugh! Let’s just get this over with.”
Macho: “Well first of all Sara let me just say one thing, I mentioned your friend Lex, the new MWA World Champion. You have got to be kidding me right?”
Sara: “What do you mean?”
Macho: “How in the hell does someone like that become a World Champion? I mean I know that this place has fallen on hard times recently but come on, that is business suicide having someone like that representing a company as their World Champion this place would be lucky to still be here this time next year. The MWA has to find someone more how would you say, marketable as their World Champion.”
Sara: “Well I can honestly say that I completely disagree with you, lots of people here love Lex and think he will be a great champion but lets get back on track, you mentioned the financial state of this company, at Revolution it was revealed that Mr Riddle was the new 50 percent owner of MWA, how do you feel about that?”
Macho: “I couldn’t give a monkeys if the new 50 percent owner was Mickey Mouse as long as I get my big fat pay check at the end of the month I don’t care who is in charge. I am here to talk about me.”
Sara: “Ok well Revolution was your Pay-Per View debut here in MWA and we saw you shake hands with Tommy Bones, now after all that you two have been through since your arrival here, can you tell me what is going on there?”
Macho: “Well Sara, see if your little pea brain can keep track of this. You see this man to my right is the best agent Hollywood has going, Phillip J.W. Anderson, you won’t get any better in the film industry, when it comes to wrestling however he does not have a great knowledge of the industry. When I arrived here in MWA I was approached by Tommy Bones who offered me his expertise in the wrestling industry, we have all seen what he has done with the career of Furious Steele, Furious is as dull as a plank of wood, so imagine what he could do with someone like me, I would be stupid not to take him up on his offer."
A mobile phone is heard ringing, the phone is Phillip J.W. Anderson’s who looks to see who is calling him.
Anderson: “Sorry Macho I gotta to take this, I will catch up with you later.”
Anderson walks out of the screenshot.
Macho: “No problem I will give you a call later. Now where was I? oh yeah, instead of just coming out and saying I had signed a deal with Tommy, he saw an opportunity for us to keep the deal a secret and when the time was right, use it to our advantage. What we done over the weeks was sew the seeds for what we in the film industry call a twist in the tale. Just when you think that you know what is going on BOOM! No-one see’s it coming and we turn everything on its head. Now the plan laid out by Tommy for Revolution was for me to try and befriend the other guy and lead him into a false sense of security and then BAM! The twist in the tale I turn on the other guy and keep the Great Lakes Championship within Underground Promotions.”
Sara: “Well that plan backfired on you and we saw Dre…” Macho Steele puts his finger up to Sara’s mouth to stop her finishing the sentence.
Macho: “Shhhhh, I don’t want to hear you utter that mans name, I will not have that man’s name spoken of in my presence.”
Sara: “What you mean Dre…” Macho stops Sara mid sentence again.
Macho: “As I have told you I don’t want to ever hear of his name, if you are going to refer to him then refer to him as the other guy.”
Sara: “Okay then well was saw ‘the other guy’ capture the Great Lakes Championship at Revolution before we get your thoughts on that, I want to ask you about what happened after the match when Furious Steele knocked you out. If you h…..”
Macho (interrupting): “Knocked me out? Furious did no such thing, it was a sucker punch and a lucky one at that, Furious couldn’t knock me down again if he tried, he got lucky at Revolution.”
Sara: “Well that wasn’t going to be my question, my question was that if you had signed a deal with Underground Promotions then why did another member of the team attack you after the match?”
Macho: “Ah Sara…..Sara, Sara, Sara, I knew this was all too much for your little head to take in. If you were listening you would have heard that I signed a deal for Tommy Bones and his Underground Promotions company to handle my wrestling interests, that does not mean that me and Furious are going to be on the same page and start teaming together like the three perverts and the chick or any of the other teams here in MWA, this is about representation, Tommy Bones representing Macho Steele.”
Sara: “Ok well going back to the match, Garrett Rogers laid out both Furious and ‘the other guy’ with a chair at the same time a masked woman ran down to ringside and spat pink mist into your eyes. We will come back to the masked woman in a moment but Garrett tried to get you attention so you could make the pin and you, blinded by the mist thinking that Garrett was one of you opponents delivered the Macho Driver and went for the pin on Garrett, at the same time an unconscious ‘the other guy’ had his hand over an Unconscious Furious Steele. Whe…”
Macho (interrupting): “What’s your point?”
Sara: “My Point is as you were still pinning Garrett Rogers the referee counted ‘the other guy’s’ pin on Furious and rang the bell. You, still blinded at this point must have though that you had won your fist ever title here in MWA, how did you feel when you realized the decision went against you?”
Macho: “Well first off all Sara I would like to make an apology to Garrett Rogers, Garrett, what I did to you was instinct, I had been blinded at the time and when you tried to get my attention I thought it was that cretin trying to take advantage when I was blinded. I apologize and I will get revenge for this.
Now to answer your original question I had the pin first and I feel that I should have won the match and be standing right here with the Great Lakes Championship around my waist. The rules clearly state that in a Triple Threat match you do not have to pin the Champion to take his title, I got the pin fall first so I should be the champion.”
Sara: “But Macho, the rules state that you must pin a named participant in the match to walk away with the title, you pinned Garrett Rogers who was not a named participant in the Triple Threat match.”
Macho: “AWWW to hell with all of your little technicalities, Revolution was a disaster for me, the only good thing to come out of it was that I still have yet to be pinned here in MWA so technically I am still undefeated.”
Sara: “That you may be but, the cause of all of this was a masked woman who I mentioned earlier, she came down to ringside and spat pink mist into your eyes leaving you blinded, have you any idea who it was or why she did it?”
Macho: “I have went over and over this in my head and I cant come up with an answer, (Macho holds up the mask in his hand and looks at it) I mean who would put something like this on and come down to the ring and attack me? ME! Of all people, who would do a thing like that?"
Sara: “I don’t know, from what I have seen you do a tendency to rub people up the wrong way.”
Macho gives an angry look towards Sara
Macho: “What the hell do you mean by that? This was a completely unprovoked attack, this attack cost me my first title win here in MWA, I will get my revenge for this attack you mark my words. We know it was a woman under the mask and one thing that I have noticed is that and there aint that many women here in the MWA which makes my job of finding the culprit all the easier. And the oth…..”
Macho stops mid sentence and stares at Sara, after a few seconds he looks at the mask in his hand and then stares at Sara again.
Sara: “W….wh…what are you looking at?”
Macho: “Put the mask on.”
Sara: “Why?”
Macho: “Put it ON! I want to see what you look like with the mask on.”
Sara: “Surely…..Surely you don’t think that attacked you?”
Macho: “I don’t know what to think anymore, I have to suspect anyone and everyone and until I see you with this mask on then I am thinking it was YOU!
Macho grabs Sara’s arm and tries to force the mask over her head, Sara lets out a scream as she struggles against Macho.
Macho (shouting): Get the mask on! I want to see you in the mask!
Sara manages to break free of Macho’s grip and runs off camera, Macho quickly runs out of the screenshot after her, more screams are heard as the feed cuts to a commercial.
(OOC – I will post part 2 tomorrow probably, it will be an in-ring segment.
Ps, thanks for the contract Ritter, looks like I will be sticking around. ;D)
The scene opens up with Sara Sanderson standing with a microphone, to her right is Macho Steele in his hand he holds a mask, similar to the one that the woman who attacked him at ReVolution was wearing. To the right of Macho, wearing a sharp business suit is Macho’s agent Phillip J.W. Anderson.
Sara: “Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with Macho Steele who I have unwillingly agreed to do this interview with in order to clear a few things up about what happened at Revolution.”
Macho: “Unwillingly? Damn-it would you, for once in your life at least pretend to show some professionalism and do this interview properly?” (Macho turns to Phillip J.W. Anderson) “You just can’t get the staff nowadays” Phillip shakes his head as he agrees with Macho.
Sara: “You have some cheek I have taken crap from you for weeks and you tell me I need to be professional?”
Macho: “Look Sara, just because I don’t fall head over heels in love with you like most of the idiots here in MWA including Lex, doesn’t give you the right to call me unprofessional. You should still do your job even though you know you will never get a piece of this body.”
Sara: “Ugh! Let’s just get this over with.”
Macho: “Well first of all Sara let me just say one thing, I mentioned your friend Lex, the new MWA World Champion. You have got to be kidding me right?”
Sara: “What do you mean?”
Macho: “How in the hell does someone like that become a World Champion? I mean I know that this place has fallen on hard times recently but come on, that is business suicide having someone like that representing a company as their World Champion this place would be lucky to still be here this time next year. The MWA has to find someone more how would you say, marketable as their World Champion.”
Sara: “Well I can honestly say that I completely disagree with you, lots of people here love Lex and think he will be a great champion but lets get back on track, you mentioned the financial state of this company, at Revolution it was revealed that Mr Riddle was the new 50 percent owner of MWA, how do you feel about that?”
Macho: “I couldn’t give a monkeys if the new 50 percent owner was Mickey Mouse as long as I get my big fat pay check at the end of the month I don’t care who is in charge. I am here to talk about me.”
Sara: “Ok well Revolution was your Pay-Per View debut here in MWA and we saw you shake hands with Tommy Bones, now after all that you two have been through since your arrival here, can you tell me what is going on there?”
Macho: “Well Sara, see if your little pea brain can keep track of this. You see this man to my right is the best agent Hollywood has going, Phillip J.W. Anderson, you won’t get any better in the film industry, when it comes to wrestling however he does not have a great knowledge of the industry. When I arrived here in MWA I was approached by Tommy Bones who offered me his expertise in the wrestling industry, we have all seen what he has done with the career of Furious Steele, Furious is as dull as a plank of wood, so imagine what he could do with someone like me, I would be stupid not to take him up on his offer."
A mobile phone is heard ringing, the phone is Phillip J.W. Anderson’s who looks to see who is calling him.
Anderson: “Sorry Macho I gotta to take this, I will catch up with you later.”
Anderson walks out of the screenshot.
Macho: “No problem I will give you a call later. Now where was I? oh yeah, instead of just coming out and saying I had signed a deal with Tommy, he saw an opportunity for us to keep the deal a secret and when the time was right, use it to our advantage. What we done over the weeks was sew the seeds for what we in the film industry call a twist in the tale. Just when you think that you know what is going on BOOM! No-one see’s it coming and we turn everything on its head. Now the plan laid out by Tommy for Revolution was for me to try and befriend the other guy and lead him into a false sense of security and then BAM! The twist in the tale I turn on the other guy and keep the Great Lakes Championship within Underground Promotions.”
Sara: “Well that plan backfired on you and we saw Dre…” Macho Steele puts his finger up to Sara’s mouth to stop her finishing the sentence.
Macho: “Shhhhh, I don’t want to hear you utter that mans name, I will not have that man’s name spoken of in my presence.”
Sara: “What you mean Dre…” Macho stops Sara mid sentence again.
Macho: “As I have told you I don’t want to ever hear of his name, if you are going to refer to him then refer to him as the other guy.”
Sara: “Okay then well was saw ‘the other guy’ capture the Great Lakes Championship at Revolution before we get your thoughts on that, I want to ask you about what happened after the match when Furious Steele knocked you out. If you h…..”
Macho (interrupting): “Knocked me out? Furious did no such thing, it was a sucker punch and a lucky one at that, Furious couldn’t knock me down again if he tried, he got lucky at Revolution.”
Sara: “Well that wasn’t going to be my question, my question was that if you had signed a deal with Underground Promotions then why did another member of the team attack you after the match?”
Macho: “Ah Sara…..Sara, Sara, Sara, I knew this was all too much for your little head to take in. If you were listening you would have heard that I signed a deal for Tommy Bones and his Underground Promotions company to handle my wrestling interests, that does not mean that me and Furious are going to be on the same page and start teaming together like the three perverts and the chick or any of the other teams here in MWA, this is about representation, Tommy Bones representing Macho Steele.”
Sara: “Ok well going back to the match, Garrett Rogers laid out both Furious and ‘the other guy’ with a chair at the same time a masked woman ran down to ringside and spat pink mist into your eyes. We will come back to the masked woman in a moment but Garrett tried to get you attention so you could make the pin and you, blinded by the mist thinking that Garrett was one of you opponents delivered the Macho Driver and went for the pin on Garrett, at the same time an unconscious ‘the other guy’ had his hand over an Unconscious Furious Steele. Whe…”
Macho (interrupting): “What’s your point?”
Sara: “My Point is as you were still pinning Garrett Rogers the referee counted ‘the other guy’s’ pin on Furious and rang the bell. You, still blinded at this point must have though that you had won your fist ever title here in MWA, how did you feel when you realized the decision went against you?”
Macho: “Well first off all Sara I would like to make an apology to Garrett Rogers, Garrett, what I did to you was instinct, I had been blinded at the time and when you tried to get my attention I thought it was that cretin trying to take advantage when I was blinded. I apologize and I will get revenge for this.
Now to answer your original question I had the pin first and I feel that I should have won the match and be standing right here with the Great Lakes Championship around my waist. The rules clearly state that in a Triple Threat match you do not have to pin the Champion to take his title, I got the pin fall first so I should be the champion.”
Sara: “But Macho, the rules state that you must pin a named participant in the match to walk away with the title, you pinned Garrett Rogers who was not a named participant in the Triple Threat match.”
Macho: “AWWW to hell with all of your little technicalities, Revolution was a disaster for me, the only good thing to come out of it was that I still have yet to be pinned here in MWA so technically I am still undefeated.”
Sara: “That you may be but, the cause of all of this was a masked woman who I mentioned earlier, she came down to ringside and spat pink mist into your eyes leaving you blinded, have you any idea who it was or why she did it?”
Macho: “I have went over and over this in my head and I cant come up with an answer, (Macho holds up the mask in his hand and looks at it) I mean who would put something like this on and come down to the ring and attack me? ME! Of all people, who would do a thing like that?"
Sara: “I don’t know, from what I have seen you do a tendency to rub people up the wrong way.”
Macho gives an angry look towards Sara
Macho: “What the hell do you mean by that? This was a completely unprovoked attack, this attack cost me my first title win here in MWA, I will get my revenge for this attack you mark my words. We know it was a woman under the mask and one thing that I have noticed is that and there aint that many women here in the MWA which makes my job of finding the culprit all the easier. And the oth…..”
Macho stops mid sentence and stares at Sara, after a few seconds he looks at the mask in his hand and then stares at Sara again.
Sara: “W….wh…what are you looking at?”
Macho: “Put the mask on.”
Sara: “Why?”
Macho: “Put it ON! I want to see what you look like with the mask on.”
Sara: “Surely…..Surely you don’t think that attacked you?”
Macho: “I don’t know what to think anymore, I have to suspect anyone and everyone and until I see you with this mask on then I am thinking it was YOU!
Macho grabs Sara’s arm and tries to force the mask over her head, Sara lets out a scream as she struggles against Macho.
Macho (shouting): Get the mask on! I want to see you in the mask!
Sara manages to break free of Macho’s grip and runs off camera, Macho quickly runs out of the screenshot after her, more screams are heard as the feed cuts to a commercial.
(OOC – I will post part 2 tomorrow probably, it will be an in-ring segment.
Ps, thanks for the contract Ritter, looks like I will be sticking around. ;D)
You can't say Divac Riddle however (I THINK) Mr. Riddle should be fine...Again, i really like this RP.