Post by The British Hero!!! on Dec 16, 2009 16:47:15 GMT -5
The show goes to advertisements. The screen shows a mid-air shot of New York city.
Low Voice: In a world where crime happens everywhere. Even in the land of the free. A poor German immigrant works his way up in the underworld.
The screen goes to a boat carrying illegal immigrants. The screen goes up to the German main character played by MWAs own, "The British Hero" Mason.
Mason: Lets do ein crap!
The screen goes to shots of the main character in many action packed shots, involving hanging onto the edge of a helicopter and driving a car while drunk.
Mason: I kill all you *British accent* Bitches. I mean. *German accent* Bitches.
The screen goes to shot showing the rest of the main characters.
Low voice: With an all star cast, like Hugh Hefner playing the mob boss.
Mob boss: I love you German guy whose just done a mission for me! I love you!
Low Voice: And Chuck Norris playing the fat cousin.
Fat Cousin: Say hello to my little friend! My fists.
The Fat cousin owns everyone.
Mason: I was supposed to do the killing. You're the helpless cousin who dies in a dramatic scene.
Director: Thats it cut. Chuck, if you're gonna keep killing people we're going to have to fire you. And Mason. You've just gave a way the story because we can't afford to edit this!
Low Voice: It's an action packed film which will leave you in tears due to its crapness.
The screen goes back to Mason, whose robbing a bank.
Mason: You know what? You people have been so nice, giving me this money in such a nice and organised way. You all deserve a round of applause.
Mason begins to clap at the bank managers and innocent civilians. One of the civilians stand up, however, and shoot Mason.
Civilian: Motherf**ker!
Mason: *serious voice* I've been shot. *Cheery voice* But i still have half my life left so i'm okay.
The screen then goes to the movie logo.
Low Voice: Its Grand Theft Manual. Out on the 8th of January.
Quick, silent voice that says the legal parts: This film is set on no video game. If you find a video game similar to this, it is entirely coincidental. In order to make this film, we had to steal from orphans. This film is sponsored by the Faisal family, who sell us oil at extremely high prices.
Low Voice: In a world where crime happens everywhere. Even in the land of the free. A poor German immigrant works his way up in the underworld.
The screen goes to a boat carrying illegal immigrants. The screen goes up to the German main character played by MWAs own, "The British Hero" Mason.
Mason: Lets do ein crap!
The screen goes to shots of the main character in many action packed shots, involving hanging onto the edge of a helicopter and driving a car while drunk.
Mason: I kill all you *British accent* Bitches. I mean. *German accent* Bitches.
The screen goes to shot showing the rest of the main characters.
Low voice: With an all star cast, like Hugh Hefner playing the mob boss.
Mob boss: I love you German guy whose just done a mission for me! I love you!
Low Voice: And Chuck Norris playing the fat cousin.
Fat Cousin: Say hello to my little friend! My fists.
The Fat cousin owns everyone.
Mason: I was supposed to do the killing. You're the helpless cousin who dies in a dramatic scene.
Director: Thats it cut. Chuck, if you're gonna keep killing people we're going to have to fire you. And Mason. You've just gave a way the story because we can't afford to edit this!
Low Voice: It's an action packed film which will leave you in tears due to its crapness.
The screen goes back to Mason, whose robbing a bank.
Mason: You know what? You people have been so nice, giving me this money in such a nice and organised way. You all deserve a round of applause.
Mason begins to clap at the bank managers and innocent civilians. One of the civilians stand up, however, and shoot Mason.
Civilian: Motherf**ker!
Mason: *serious voice* I've been shot. *Cheery voice* But i still have half my life left so i'm okay.
The screen then goes to the movie logo.
Low Voice: Its Grand Theft Manual. Out on the 8th of January.
Quick, silent voice that says the legal parts: This film is set on no video game. If you find a video game similar to this, it is entirely coincidental. In order to make this film, we had to steal from orphans. This film is sponsored by the Faisal family, who sell us oil at extremely high prices.
