Clearing Up The Confusion (Part 2)

[machosteele]

Generic European dance music starts to play over the announce system as Macho Steele makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boo’s. In his hand he holds a mask, similar to the one that the woman who attacked him at ReVolution was wearing. Before he enters the ring he walks over to the announce table where Justin Cole and Garrett Rogers are sat. As Macho reaches the announce table, Garrett Rogers stands up out of his chair. Macho extends his hand to Rogers for a handshake as Rogers does the same, while they are shaking hands the camera overhears Macho say to Rogers I’m Sorry.

Macho turns around and heads into the ring as Garrett Rogers takes his seat again.

Rogers: “What a class act that guy is, for him to come out and apologize to me face to face, man to man its, it wasn’t necessary but he still done it. I have gained a lot of respect for him right there.”

Justin Cole: “Wasn’t necessary? He hit you with the Macho Driver.”

Rogers: “I know that but it wasn’t his fault, he has already explained all of that he done it out of instinct. While we are on the subject, what a manoeuvre the Macho Driver is, I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy, I am still hurting from it right now. I pity any man, woman or a certain masked woman here in MWA that will be subjected to that.”

Cole: “My god would you give it a rest, its like your in your own fantasy land anytime Macho comes out here.”

Rogers: “Oh shut it Cole or I will get Macho over here to give you the Macho Driver right through this announce table, how would you like that? You know, don’t answer that, the man has got a microphone and I for one want to hear what he has to say.”

As Macho’s music cuts and he brings the microphone up to his mouth the crowd boos loudly.

Macho Steele: “All you people here need to shut the hell up and listen to what I have to say, you need to listen because the problem that I have right now is more important than any of your pathetic problems in your puny little lives.

The crowd begins to boo louder and Macho waits for the booing to die down before continuing

“I have gone over, and over, and over again what happened at the end of the Triple Threat Great Lakes Championship match at Revolution and I still can’t come up with any logical explanation as to what happened. I had the match won, I had taken both Furious and 'the other guy' out and all I needed to do to win the Championship was make the cover, then out of nowhere this woman in a mask comes out to the ring and spits pink mist leaving me blinded and allowing 'the other guy' to pick up the win after all of my hard work.

I should be standing here in front of you all as the Great Lakes Champion and because of that cowardly act I am not, what makes it worse is that this woman hid her face behind a mask like this” (Macho holds up the mask in his hand) “so that I wouldn’t be able to tell who she was and get my revenge, well mark my words, Macho will get his revenge, I will get my revenge.”

Macho throws the mask down onto the canvas and stamps on it.

“You messed with the wrong man, everyone always tries to get a piece of Macho because of the star power that I have. I am tired of playing games, I am tired of trying to figure it out, I am asking, no, no I am demanding that this masked woman comes out here RIGHT NOW and show her face.”

Macho paces back and forward in the ring looking towards the entrance waiting for the masked woman to appear.

“You are only making this worse for yourself, the longer you keep me waiting the worse it is going to be when I finally get my hands on you.”

Macho is still pacing back and forward as he again waits for the masked woman to appear.

“That’s it! I said earlier on that there is not that many women in this company and it wont take me long to find out which one of you was under the mask. There is going to be a lot of needless pain but the blood is going to be on your hands you masked maniac.”



(OOC - Lex is going to add to this, I started you off Lex, hope you don’t mind.)

[Lex Largon]

(Looks like i had time lol! thanks to Macho for some (Most) of the good lines and ideas i owe you buddy.)

Macho drops the microphone and begins to walk over the ropes to exit the ring just as he has stepped through the ropes a heavy guitar rift rings out of the PA system nearly shaking the arena, Macho enters the ring again and faces the entrance as he moves slowly back wards to the center of the ring. A few short moments later and Lex Largon comes out onto the stage his face a bright smirk as Macho Steele is appalled pacing the ring with a furious look stemming from his broad brow to his thick chin. Lex has his hair wild a free flowing, his beard cut off and split into two braids to keep it under control. A Mic in one hand and the MWA world title slung over his right shoulder shined bright by the lights in the arena.

Lex: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. This is the second time I've had to drag my ass out here before my match. We get it you're important, now get your panties out of its bunch and move on!

Macho Steele: You ca.........

Suddenly Macho's Mic gets cut off leaving him a sitting duck in the ring. As the fans begin to cheer Lex pauses as he then motions to some one backstage. Mere seconds later a stage hand rushes out with an old burlap sack and sets it beside Lex. He then begins to explain what just happened.

Lex: Well, Macho you look mad and taken back. Don't freak brother you'll just make your self look more of a fool like when you drove Rogers head into the mat and tried to win. Besides we don't have a stage hand brave enough to go down to the ring and clean up your crap stains from the canvas.

The fans once again explode into cheers at the ribbs toward Macho Steele.

Lex: Bah Gawd i almost forgot ladies and gentlemen we had an amazing reformation at Revolution, yes i know I'm boiling to get this out brutha. Not only did we see me win the MWA word title but we saw the reformation of the VILLAGE PEOPLE. Yes!, right before out very eyes the band came back together under their new guise as Underground promotions what an event.

The crowd to begin to laugh as Macho shakes his head with an angry look on his face. Lex holds up his hand to silence the crowd, as the crowd quiets down Lex begins to sing softly.

“Macho…..
Macho…..Man…….
I….want to be…….
A….Macho Man.”


The Crowd erupts with laughter and begin to sing Macho, Macho Man, I want to be, a Macho Man. Macho Steele is a picture of frustration and lashes out and kicks the bottom rope as the crowd sing louder and louder. Lex has a smile on his face and he waits for the singing to die down a bit before continuing.

Lex: What I love most about this reformation is the way the members have developed into characters that the people of today can relate to. Yeah instead of the Indian, the Cop and the Sailor we have St. Claire as the Beach Bum, Bones the aging guy who still thinks he is hip and (Lex lifts his arm and points toward Macho in the ring) the washed up actor clinging, clinging for dear life to that last shred of fame, Hey Macho, the Sureal Life called, they want to offer you a spot on this years show.

Macho Steele covers his face with his hands as he cant believe what is going on.

Lex: Hey Macho, you are free to leave the ring anytime you want, you don’t have to listen to me. If you do decide to leave however I have a friend here (Lex holds up his bag by his side and unties it revealing a fresh gleaming acoustic guitar with the words "your brain matter here" in sharpie) that would like to meet your acquaintance. I know your ribs are still suffering from the last time you met one of my friends. I suppose you could leave via the crowd but after hearing what you said about them I would probably fancy my chances with the guitar i mean come on brother lets be real honest here these fans would kill you. I would just beat you up to within an inch of your life.

The fans explode into chants of Lexs' name in unison as Macho Steele's' expression reddens with every passing second


Lex: Look, Macho Macho Man. I just came out here to give you my blessing on the whole coming out of your super sized closet and embracing free love brother. Thats a big step, now maybe you can make a good movie for once. And i mean that in the rudest way possible. Other then that i can't say much more, i know all these fans here tonight want to see The Canadian Rough Cut wipe you across the ring, up and down the isles and out into the parking lot. But, sadly, I've got much bigger fish to fry. He goes by the name of Lance Jade, So you over sized water melon headed man i leave you with a piece of advice. You should really tone the threats of abuse. I mean, it's cool when i do it because......Well, I'm a rebel and that expected of me i don't like authority. But you, you're a role model Macho, now i don't want to have to come back out here and put this guitar to good use.

Lex drops his Mic raises an eyebrow and flashes a smirk at Macho before flipping him a double bird. Rocketing the fans to their feet as Lex shoot another quick smile and wink before throwing up devil horns and quickly disappearing behind the curtain.

[Rod Lightning]

Win. Pure win you guys.

[machosteele]

Good stuff Lex, glad you had the time to post it.

[Machine]

wow Lex, I see why you're champ. your RPs are awesome. keep it up.

[Ritter]

alright, I'll do part one on monday, and then part two on thursday.. looken good