Post by steele on Dec 23, 2009 12:14:12 GMT -5
(Scene opens in the locker room of Macho Steele. Macho is laying face down on a table with only a pair of tight black shorts on and has three gorgeous women giving him a full body massage. This seems to be a common day experience to Macho who is watching TV as the ladies flaunt over his massive muscular build. After a few seconds there is a knock at the door. )
Macho: Go get that sweet cheeks.
(One of the ladies blushes and giggles as she makes her way to the door and to her surprise Sebastian St. Claire is on the other side of the door. He is wearing a bright orange deer hunting outfit with Orange camo pants, jacket and the big orange hunter's hat with the large ear flaps. Strapped over his shoulder are two paint ball guns. As always SSC has a wild look in his bright blue eyes. )
Lady: Um, can I help you?
SSC: (whispering while looking down the hall both ways.) shhh, be very quiet, we are hunting wabbits.
Lady: Sorry Mr. Steele is having his one o'clock massage, you are going to have to come back.
SSC: (leans in still whispering) When you got a hot trail, you can't wait. WE GOT to go now.
(SSC stealths into the room pink panther style and makes his way over to Macho while continuing to scan all over the room. He hands Macho a paint gun rifle, some extra ammo and a large orange hunting hat. Macho motions the ladies away from him to their disappointment and throws on a pair of pants and a shirt before taking the rifle and ammo.)
SSC: don't forget the hat. Wabbits cant see orange and it makes you invisible.
Macho: But even worse then that. If I put on that hat. It would mess up my hair and we can't have that. But don't worry C-bass. I got on a spray that makes me invisible to rabbits.
SSC: (eyes light up) You're good. Just like the boss man said you were.
(The two make their way into the hallway with SSC taking the lead and slowly scanning back and forth looking for the prey. He peaks around corners with anticipation of the hunt could be only seconds away but all he finds is MWA staff and other wrestlers who give him a strange look. Macho follows behind casually and appears to be enjoying the oddity of the situation.)
SSC: (whispering) I think the trail is getting warmer.
(SSC crouches as he goes down the hallway slow and stops at a pile of boxes that have a few carrot tops laying on the ground around it. )
SSC: (quietly) He fell for my trap. He has to be close now.
Macho: And who is he?
SSC: The little Wabbit, silly...
(The two approach the next corner and SSC does a barrel roll into the hallway and opens fire with his paint ball gun. The camera man and Macho poke their heads around the corner and there is no rabbit to be seen but Sarah Sanderson is standing there covered in paint blots. She has a stunned shocked look of disbelief of what just happened on her face. )
Macho: She could be a playboy bunny if that counts...
(the two make their way down the hallway and at the next corner they peak around and sure enough sitting in the middle of the hallway on the floor is good old LilDrew in a rabbit costume eating carrots.)
SSC: FIRE!!!!!
(The scene closes with Macho Steele getting a huge laugh while the two charge LilDrew and light him up with paint ball pellets. The scene fades with Lildrew sprawled out on the floor covered with orange and purple spots in his little bunny costume.)
Feel free to change around your parts MAcho.
Macho: Go get that sweet cheeks.
(One of the ladies blushes and giggles as she makes her way to the door and to her surprise Sebastian St. Claire is on the other side of the door. He is wearing a bright orange deer hunting outfit with Orange camo pants, jacket and the big orange hunter's hat with the large ear flaps. Strapped over his shoulder are two paint ball guns. As always SSC has a wild look in his bright blue eyes. )
Lady: Um, can I help you?
SSC: (whispering while looking down the hall both ways.) shhh, be very quiet, we are hunting wabbits.
Lady: Sorry Mr. Steele is having his one o'clock massage, you are going to have to come back.
SSC: (leans in still whispering) When you got a hot trail, you can't wait. WE GOT to go now.
(SSC stealths into the room pink panther style and makes his way over to Macho while continuing to scan all over the room. He hands Macho a paint gun rifle, some extra ammo and a large orange hunting hat. Macho motions the ladies away from him to their disappointment and throws on a pair of pants and a shirt before taking the rifle and ammo.)
SSC: don't forget the hat. Wabbits cant see orange and it makes you invisible.
Macho: But even worse then that. If I put on that hat. It would mess up my hair and we can't have that. But don't worry C-bass. I got on a spray that makes me invisible to rabbits.
SSC: (eyes light up) You're good. Just like the boss man said you were.
(The two make their way into the hallway with SSC taking the lead and slowly scanning back and forth looking for the prey. He peaks around corners with anticipation of the hunt could be only seconds away but all he finds is MWA staff and other wrestlers who give him a strange look. Macho follows behind casually and appears to be enjoying the oddity of the situation.)
SSC: (whispering) I think the trail is getting warmer.
(SSC crouches as he goes down the hallway slow and stops at a pile of boxes that have a few carrot tops laying on the ground around it. )
SSC: (quietly) He fell for my trap. He has to be close now.
Macho: And who is he?
SSC: The little Wabbit, silly...
(The two approach the next corner and SSC does a barrel roll into the hallway and opens fire with his paint ball gun. The camera man and Macho poke their heads around the corner and there is no rabbit to be seen but Sarah Sanderson is standing there covered in paint blots. She has a stunned shocked look of disbelief of what just happened on her face. )
Macho: She could be a playboy bunny if that counts...
(the two make their way down the hallway and at the next corner they peak around and sure enough sitting in the middle of the hallway on the floor is good old LilDrew in a rabbit costume eating carrots.)
SSC: FIRE!!!!!
(The scene closes with Macho Steele getting a huge laugh while the two charge LilDrew and light him up with paint ball pellets. The scene fades with Lildrew sprawled out on the floor covered with orange and purple spots in his little bunny costume.)
Feel free to change around your parts MAcho.
thanks
