Free Pake?

[Homeless Harriett]

Homeless Harriett is seen walking through the hallways of the MWA headquarters. She is in her usual clothing a baggy flannel shirt and pair of ratty jeans. She seems to be mumble to herself, when she passes a door, she barely acknowledges the door but quickly takes a few steps back until she is once again in front of the door. On the door is sign that reads FREE PAKE!!!

Harriet: Pake? Hmmm..I wonder what that is. (Harriet pulls Rocky out and begins talking to him) What do you suppose Pake is? Some kind of clothing maybe? A new style of wrestling? Food? Really? Hmmm like a Pie and cake hybrid..sounds yummy.

Harriet tries to open the door but it won’t budge. She pushes the door, kicks the door, and even pounds on it yelling “Let me in” Finally she looks down at Rocky and smiles.

Harriet: Sorry but I got too.

Harriet raises Rocky above her head and slams him down on the lock, the lock falls away and Harriett puts Rocky back in her pocket, she them pushes the door open. Inside the room is War Wolf, who is slowly rocking back and forth mumbling to himself. The room is not quiet however…I Want to Wish You A Merry Christmas is blasting through the speakers. She walks over to War Wolf and taps him on the shoulder.

Harriett: Are you ok?

(TBC by whoever wants to take credit)

[theheartbreaker]

Poor War Wolf.

[Machine]

Harriett looks over to see a broken Pake dish with a note saying "ha ha ha, no a pake for you"

War Wolf: It said pake...It said free. THEY MISS LED ME!!!

War Wolf starts throwing chairs

War Wolf: GOSH GOLLY ****ING **** IT, I'M GONNA **** SOMEBODY'S ****ING COUCH!!!

Harriett: War Wolf, calm down! please!

Out of nowhere a man in a red shirt, a red hat, and blue suspenders, with wjite gloves and a mustache, rolls out from the shadows like a ninja and knocks out War Wolf with a freakin turtle shell.

Man: (Italian accent)GOT YOU!!!

He then drags War Wolf into a go-cart and drives off down the hall way. Machine sees him from down the hall and tries to chase him.

Machine: Get back here damn it!!

The man then throws a banana peel behind him and Machine slips on it. The man then eats a mushroom, and speeds towards the parking lot.

(TBC by whomever wants credit)

[War Wolf]

wat da hell? mario attacked me?

[Machine]

ROFL!!! no what makes you say that? ....>_>...

[Rod Lightning]

Dec 27, 2009 17:18:19 GMT -5 War Wolf said:

wat da hell? mario attacked me?

LMAO !!!

[Homeless Harriett]

LOL..Mario...not what I expected...

[Machine]

where the hell are you guys getting Mario from? I'm just wondering

[xanderstyles]

Is it because he's Italian that everyone thinks it's Mario? Because I'm not seeing it.

[Homeless Harriett]

its probably the red and suspenders (overalls?)

[War Wolf]

italian + red & blue clothing + turtle shell + go cart + banana peel = mario

[xanderstyles]

Yeah still not seeing it.

[Machine]

I know, me neither. must be a freaky coincedence or something.